Meanwhile… : May, 1965

STRANGE TALES #132

“The Sinister Space Trap!”
Story: Larry Ivie
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
NASA asks Torch to pose as an astronaut to investigate one of their scientists, Professor Jack, who has been classified a security risk. Upset over a recent argument with Johnny, Doris asks Ben to give him a message, and he agrees to track down Johnny. Jack sees through the heroes’ disguise and traps Thing in a vise, while sending Torch on a sabotaged spaceflight. They both escape their traps and converge in time to capture Jack. Ben delivers Dorrie’s message, and Johnny picks her up for a date.

WHAT’S HOT
FAN FICTION. Russ let me in on a little background: writer Larry Ivie was not part of the Marvel bullpen; rather, he was one of the first people from the comic book fan community to write for Marvel. How cool is that?

PHOTOBOMB. Dorrie’s comical bulldog gave me a chuckle and reminded me of this:

ART IMITATES ART. Russ and I have begun watching Seinfeld as part of our “Comedy Tonight” series, so when I heard the obviously made-up name of Dr. Josiah Verpooten, of course I thought of Art Vandelay.

CONNECT THE DOTS, MAN, PART 1. Dorrie begs Thing to intercede on her behalf after her argument with Johnny. Thing uses this “good excuse” to visit the NASA lab, and gets involved in the action. I love it that soap opera intersects with the adventure story in such an integral way!

WHAT’S NOT
CONNECT THE DOTS, MAN, PART 2. Professor Jack is not entirely convinced Johnny as “Doug Brown” is going to be a good assistant: he’s too young. Suspicions have been aroused. Later, when Torch is left alone in the room, Jack returns to a “burning smell”…and yet still doesn’t suspect who Johnny really is. All this, despite the fact that Johnny is a well-known superhero. Does Jack never read the papers or watch TV? How can he be so scientifically smart, and yet so unobservant and clueless?

A WOMAN’S PLACE IS NOT IN SPACE. Mr. Pearson from NASA eliminates Sue from any possibility of carrying out the mission because “Of course we don’t want the notoriety of a GIRL astronaut.” But Russia already had female cosmonauts as early as 1963—why wouldn’t NASA want to keep up in the race to space? And by the way, if a GIRL astronaut is qualified, but bad optics, why not simply let her do the job invisible?

“Do you realize this is the 113th time you’ve stood me up?”
— Dorrie Evans


“Face-to-Face at Last With Baron Mordo!”
Story: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Back in the United States, Doctor Strange enters his Sanctum Sanctorum, only to find that Mordo has staioned a minion within to capture him. At that moment, hidden in a cave, the Ancient One frets that only the mysterious Eternity can help Strange. Disguising himself as a novice, Strange surprises and overpowers the minion, but he realizes too late that Mordo has set a trap and now knows where he is. Aided by Dormammu’s mystic power, Mordo attacks and forces Strange into a stygian void.

WHAT’S HOT
HOME SWEET HOME. Dr. Strange refers to his bachelor pad in Greenwich Village as a “retreat,” a “sanctum,” and also his “domain.” Geez. The rest of us merely live in houses and apartments. But I’m not surprised. Read on…

POETRY. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: some of the language in the Dr. Strange scripts is pure poetry. Up for your consideration, as Mordo revels in the power of Dormammu: “Bathe me in the glow of your eerie radiance!” Perfect. Also a little weird.

WHAT’S NOT
CODE OF THE HONORABLE VILLAIN. Dormannu will not attack Earth because he made an oath to Dr. Strange. How inconvenient. And how to get around it? Well, that’s easy, simply kill Dr. Strange! Apparently in the world of super-villains, committing murder is not a problem, but breaking an oath…well, we can’t have that! Sigh…makes me think of that TV commercial with the old ladies unfriending each other on Facebook: That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!

THE GIRL WITH THE CRAZY WHITE HAIR. She’s baaaack! Previously saw her in Strange Tales #126, and now here she is again, but it sadly strikes me here that she looks very much like every other Ditko female character I’ve ever seen…except, of course, for that crazy white hair.

“I dare not let him crush me!
My own life is of no value—but I cannot abandon mankind!”

— Doctor Strange

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TALES OF SUSPENSE #65

“The Red Skull Strikes!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The Red Skull, a Nazi agent, assaults Maj. Croy and erases his memory, in an attempt to give the German military time to conquer Europe. Cap and Bucky investigate, and follow the Skull’s agents to their hideout. They fight, but the Skull escapes behind a hidden steel door. Later, aircraft tycoon Maxon watches the army test his new plane, which crashes. Suspicious, Cap discovers the Skull attacking the General. Cap unmasks the Skull, to reveal Maxon. In a moment of carelessness, the Skull escapes again.

WHAT’S HOT
GENERATION GAP. This issue introduces Golden Age super-villain the Red Skull to the readers of Marvel’s Silver Age. Dads remember the Red Skull, and now their sons know him too. Potential for some real father/son bonding!

WHAT’S NOT
STYLIN’? On the splash Stan declares “we wrote it in the style of the 1940’s.” Having gone back to the 1940’s to read the original Captain America origin story, I was looking forward to a stylin’ experience. But alas, I was disappointed. Of course, it’s a story set in 1941, so the clothing, vehicles, and such are decade-appropriate, but that’s to be expected. Other than that, the most “style” I picked up was that apparently guys back then liked to call each other “birds” and “yardbirds.”

I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED. In many of the comics I’m reading lately, I keep hearing some version of “I should have guessed!” Which is really starting to annoy me. When spoken by our heroes, it does not speak well. It makes them sound ill-equipped, unaware and unprepared. Sure, it humanizes them to some extent, but personally, I prefer heroes who HAVE guessed.

DUMB AND DUMBER? What kind of criminal is dumb enough to write his “hit list” on a pad of paper, then even dumber to drop it at the feet of…the very next person on the list! Hold on. Wait. Maybe I’m the one that’s being dumb here? Maybe this was all done for intimidation?

“He strikes with the force of a panzer division!”
— Red Skull


“When Titans Clash!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Seeking to give Pepper and Happy some time alone together, Tony announces that he is leaving for a visit to his midwestern plant, but both of them are disappointed they are not joining him. Later, while Tony oversees a missile test, a small-time hood breaks into Tony’s office and discovers his Iron Man armor. Using the armor, he goes on a crime spree. Tony suits up in his original, golden plated armor. Although at a distinct disadvantage, Tony goads the criminal into mistakes, and defeats him.

WHAT’S HOT
AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS… If a two-bit hood like Weasel Wills can become proficient as Iron Man in a matter of days, why do we need Tony Stark? Oh yeah, because it’s the quality of the man inside the suit that matters. Point taken.

HECK, THAT’S GOOD ART! Don Heck draws good-looking people. Just sayin’…

WHAT’S NOT
This story is little more than a fight wrapped in a thin layer of soap opera. The real value is in the cover image concept: Iron Man fights Iron Man—but once you get past that, there’s not much here.

I WONDER…
What might Happy be thinking when Stark says he will not need his chauffeuring services on his upcoming trip? Is he maybe thinking Stark is planning to phase him out, then fire him completely, so he (Stark) can spend all his time with Pepper? We know that’s not the case, but Happy could be thinking it, and if he is, well then…I guess he’s not too happy about it. But then, when is he ever, right?

“I’m doing this to give them a chance to be together…
even though it’s torture to me!”

— Tony Stark

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X-MEN #11

“The Triumph of Magneto!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
When a mysterious new entity arrives in New York, Magneto offers him membership in the Brotherhood. Before the stranger can answer, the X-Men arrive, eager to foil Magneto’s plans. In the ensuing battle, Quicksilver is injured. When he recovers, Pietro and Wanda vow to abandon Magneto’s cause. Meanwhile, the stranger teleports away, allowing Magneto & Toad to join him. The stranger reveals that he’s not a mutant, but…a Stranger, and takes them captive to his home planet.

WHAT’S HOT
I GOT YOU COVERED! As soon as I saw the cover of this issue, I knew I had a contender for the Best Cover category for my next installment of The Marvelous Awards! (link to last year’s cover category) I love that there are so many characters, so little verbiage, and the gray background…well, hold on. I’ll save my explanations for when it matters.

THREE LITTLE WORDS. Magneto introduces himself to the Stranger with “I am…POWER!” and immediately I’m thinking, is there any phrase more befitting of a super-villain? Those three little words tell us all we need to know about how Magneto sees himself.

WANDA & PIETRO. This is the first time I’m seeing Wanda and Pietro in the comics since we started watching WandaVision, and in a way it felt like coming back home to old friends. I was pleased to see that they finally plan to leave Magneto. Been waiting for that to happen for at least a few issues now.

DISBANDING. Of course, Wanda and Pietro quitting the band is only the beginning. By the end of this issue, the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants appears ka-put. When this becomes apparent, Scott wonders if there is still any need for the X-Men. The Professor sets him straight right away, and good thing, because…wait, there’s more!!

OH BOY! The Narrator calls it a “turning point,” as new and greater danger appears on the bottom of the last page. I was actually surprised that the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants had such a short stay in the Marvel Universe (though I’m not yet prepared to say we won’t ever see them again…) Still, moving so quickly from one threat to another, and at practically the last possible moment in this story, seemed a bit jarring. I won’t lie to you: with this storytelling device, my thoughts immediately flew to Quantum Leap. (link)

WHAT’S NOT
SPELT? Weirdos is spelled “wierdos” here. Now I’m not the best speller in the world, but that struck me as a bit…weird…

ONE BRIEF MICRO-SECOND. I might be nit-picking, but I don’t think there’s any need to qualify a micro-second as “brief.” It’s kind of implied. But this phrase does exemplify the problem with any form of written communication—things happen faster than we can read them. I guess Stan is just trying to give the micro-second a literary boost.

SOAP BUBBLES. All the soap opera in this story is neatly contained in several of Jean’s thought bubbles. We have too much going on here to take time to commiserate with the lovesick female, but those few soap bubbles are keeping the soap opera alive for future issues.

“Let us sally forth and slay some dragons!”
— Beast

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FANTASTIC FOUR #38

“Defeated by the Frightful Four!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
While the Fantastic Four relax at the Baxter Building, the Frightful Four plot their next attack. The next day, following Wizard’s plan, Medusa and the Trapster abduct Sue, and the villains issue a challenge to the FF. Wizard and his cohorts leave Sue in a room with a Q-Bomb on a Pacific atoll. Then they strafe the Baxter Building and lure Reed, Ben and Johnny to the atoll, where a battle ensues. The villains escape and detonate the bomb. Sue saves them with a force field, but the explosion leaves them unconscious.

WHAT’S HOT
TIL PART 1. Sometimes reading Marvel Comics is good for my vocabulary. Today I Learned that an “atoll” is a ring-shaped island. Who knew? Well, I do…NOW.

TIL PART 2. Here’s some more vocabulary, though admittedly it turns out to be Italian: Fumetti. When the FF are looking at Reed’s enlarged photos from the Skrull planet, Johnny quips, “I’ll bet we could make a few bucks selling this one to Monsters to Laugh With.” I had no idea what this was all about, but Russ explained it’s a reference to a Marvel fumetti in which photos of movie monsters are accompanied by humorous word balloons. Apparently “fumetti” is the Italian word for “word balloons.”

SUE SAVES THE DAY. Sue’s force-field is stronger than the force of a Q-Bomb. Of course, we can’t debate whether or not that’s even possible, because there is no such thing as a Q-Bomb (at least not back in 1965), but use of the word “bomb” after a letter, and the fact that the Fearsome Four thought this would destroy the Fantastic Four makes us suspect a Q-Bomb must be pretty powerful. But apparently, Sue is more powerful.

UPGRADE PART 1. The Wizard is now calling himself the “Wingless Wizard,” which is notably a bit more descriptive, but more importantly, we see that his anti-gravity power now gives his entire crew the ability to fly in his wake.

WHAT’S NOT
UPGRADE PART 2. Paste Pot Pete gets tired of being teased, so now he has a new name, and a new costume, but really, his power is still…well…it’s paste.

SPANKING. During the introductory hi-jinx and shenanigans, Thing takes Sue over his knee and spanks her. That’s just wrong, on so many levels. I’m not even going to talk about it.

HAIR TODAY, HAIR TOMORROW… In the previous issue, Sue’s hair is significantly shorter. Jack Kirby illustrates both, so a change of artist doesn’t explain the inconsistency. Unless two to four months have passed since they got back from the Skrull planet, or the stories are being told non-sequentially, how does Sue now have such a cute little flip? Extensions? Minoxidil? Super-powered Dippity-Do? Or, has Sue herself developed a new super-power? Oh wait…that’s Medusa…

DON’T TRY THAT WITH MY GIRL! Ben commiserates with Reed about Sue being abducted, saying, “If anyone ever tried to harm Alicia…” and I’m thinking, “But, wait: hasn’t that already happened? Like…multiple times?” What do you mean “ever tried”??

TRAPSTER. On the splash, Stan promises to “introduce” an “unpredictable” villain, but it turns out to be nothing more than Paste Pot Pete in a more subdued costume. Stan’s the real Trapster here, luring us in with promises that don’t come true. Not only is there not a new villain, but the Fantastic Four don’t actually get “defeated” as the title suggests. They survive. Not that I’m disappointed (about them surviving, I mean; Paste Pot Pete, on the other hand…always disappointing), but I do feel kind of hoodwinked.

“See how my superior intelligence
makes me the undeniable master of you all!”

— Wizard

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JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #116

“The Trial of the Gods!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
As a means of telling which of his sons is lying to him, Odin decrees that Thor and Loki shall be sent to Skornheim, and the first to return to Asgard will be judged the truthful one. Stripped of Mjolnir, Thor uses only his cape and helmet to battle the giant Yagg the Slayer, but Loki uses enchanted stores that he smuggled with him to escape the snares of Skornheim, and emerges the victor. Meanwhile, on Midgard, Balder attempts to rescue Jane Foster from the clutches of the Executioner and Enchantress.

WHAT’S HOT
FIT FOR A KING. Odin’s bathrobe and slippers are…well…just look.

THE HUMAN SPIRIT. The common men on the street think they can take on the Executioner. At first I thought, “Isn’t that adorable?” but upon further consideration, I decided this was more along the lines of “There’s nothing we can’t do when we do it together.”

AND NOW FOR THIS COMMERCIAL MESSAGE… The Teen Brigade paves the way for a few brief advertisements of other Marvel titles. At first I thought, “What shameless self-promotion!” but upon further consideration, I decided this happens so often, there’s actually something charming and comforting about it.

CONVERGENCE. When the Frightful Four think Balder is Torch, they skedaddle. I love how these storylines intersect, reminding us that we live in a much bigger universe than we might be cognizant of, at any given moment.

WHAT’S NOT
MOLEHILLS OUT OF MOUNTAINS. Yagg appears with an unearthly blast that hurls Thor and Loki “like tenpins.” We’re talking about bowling, right? Extreme violence from mythical giants is like…bowling??

ALL KNOWING? ALL SEEING? How is it that Odin is unaware that Loki has the Norn Stones and is cheating? Isn’t Odin a “god”? He begins the proceedings with “the power of my omnipotence,” when the power of omniscience would have served him much better. But apparently he doesn’t have that. As Balder confirms when he muses, “Odin does not suspect the depths of treachery to which Loki can stoop.” I understand that no parent wants to believe the worst about their child (even if, as Thor notes in Avengers, “He is adopted”) but there comes a time when you don’t have to be a “god” to read the handwriting on the wall.

OFF ART. The whole time I was reading this issue, I just felt like there was something…off…about the artwork. It looked muddy, too many shadows, and really, what’s up with Enchantress’ hands? Ugh! She’s not going to enchant anyone with those paws until the artist goes back to anatomy class!

HANGER-ON. Why is Rick Jones at “a top priority meeting” of the Avengers? Why is he at ANY Avengers meetings??

“The Challenge!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

King Hymir’s elaborate headpiece fascinated me from the start. At first I thought it was just part of the peculiar fashion trends of this particular kingdom. (After all, his sister, Princess Rinda, appears to be wearing an outfit that is one half workout tights, another part fluffy bathrobe.) When it turns out that Hymir’s Grand Pooba “crown” is actually a source of enchantment, I was not as surprised as I think I was supposed to be.

Neither was I surprised that Loki was double-crossing the king. How predictable! Is there no end to his treachery??

“You trespass on our friendship, Balder!
None may disturb Odin while he takes his imperial bath!”

— Odin

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TALES TO ASTONISH #67

“The Mystery of the Hidden Man and his Rays of Doom!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Supramor’s agent Loko attacks Giant-Man with a green ray, in a failed attempt to transfer the Avenger’s size-changing power to his master. Loko escapes Giant-Man, but Hank brings Loko’s van to his lab for study. Later, he treats Jan to a surprise: a trained bee to transport her long distances. Supramor uses his ray to “untrain” the bee, which stings Jan. His ray then steals Giant-Man’s ability to shrink to ant-size. Supramor is defeated when an alien police force captures him and takes him away.

WHAT’S HOT
IT’S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD. On the splash we get: “This may not be the greatest story you’ve ever read, but we guarantee it’s one of the kookiest!” Something about the word “kookiest” instantly brought to mind Mad Magazine, which was in its heyday in the mid 1060’s.

IT’S A GROOVY WORLD. I believe “groovy” makes its first appearance here in Marvel Comics (if I’m forgetting an earlier usage, please let me know). In addition, the credit box on the splash gives us way-out, ring-a-ding, swingin’ and boss. Ah, the nostalgia!

AMISS/I MISS. When the villain keeps saying “the giant,” rather than Giant-Man, I’m wondering where exactly he’s from, that he doesn’t recognize who Giant-Man is. By the end of the story, when we learn that the Supreme One is actually an errant alien from WAAAAY out of town, now it all makes sense, and I feel quite proud of myself for picking up on that little clue. However, greater kudos to the Marvel Bullpen for creating a story compelling and “kooky” enough to make me forget all about my suspicions until the truth is finally revealed at the very end.

WHAT’S NOT
THAT AND THOSE. Pym suddenly remembers “that tweezers” that he can use to pull the bee stinger out of Wasp. THAT tweezers? Not “those”? Have I been saying it wrong all these years? Of course, he uses that tweezers when working on his stamp collection, something I’ve never done, so maybe in that context “that tweezers” makes sense?

NOT FASTER. Pym trains a bee for Wasp to ride so she can keep up with him, when he’s Giant-Man. Wasp specifically requests something to keep her from getting exhausted from trying to keep up when he’s “clipping along with those fifty-foot strides.” I’m finding conflicting information online regarding flight speeds for wasps and bees—however, most are clocking in anywhere from 7-14 mph. Let’s do the math: the average man, 6 feet tall, takes a 2-3 foot stride, and walks 3-4 miles per hour (when not hurrying). If Giant-Man gets to 100 feet tall and takes forty-foot strides, it stands to reason he’s traveling at a minimum of 50 mph. Of course, he would want to slow down and be extra careful not to step on anyone, but at the same time, he hasn’t grown to 100 feet tall just for the traffic up ahead—there must be a compelling reason, and that reason would no doubt make him want to hurry. Now let’s say that being careful and wanting to hurry cancel each other out—he’s still walking 50 mph, which is significantly faster than any insect’s 7-14 mph. So I call BS on a bee being a fast mode of transportation. I may have put WAY too much thought into this…

“Wheee! This is groovy!”
— Wasp


“Where Strides the Behemoth”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Steve Ditko
Inks: Frank Ray
Letters: Art Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
The Hulk literally dismantles a Soviet tank battalion, sending the soldiers scurrying, then leaps away to the Himalayas. While sleeping, he transforms into Banner, who is captured by Kanga Khan’s bandits. They intend to hold him for ransom from America, so the US sends Maj. Talbot to negotiate his release. When they escape during an attack from a rival clan, the ledge beneath them collapses, sending them plummeting through the air.

WHAT’S HOT
ART DOESN’T IMITATE ART. I always get a kick out of the credits box, and this time, they may have outdone themselves. The last one is always the punchline, and when I read “Lettering by Art Simek, who looks like the Hulk!” I just had to find out. I could only find one grainy old picture online, but judging by this, it’s obvious they were only joking. Not only does Art Simek not look anything like Hulk, he doesn’t even look like Bruce Banner! The closest I’ll allow is Bruce Banner’s uncle.

THE SOUND EFFECTS GUY IS WORKING OVERTIME. WHOMM! and KLANGGG! are to be expected, but I don’t believe I’ve ever before seen PYYOOM! RACCCKK! SKRAKK! WHUPPT! or BUH-WHAMM! Many KUUUUDOS! for a job well done.

CLIFFHANGER. Literally.

WHAT’S NOT
HALF & HALF. As it is, the writers only have half a book to tell their story, and half of that is wasted on laborious details of Hulk destroying the Commie tanks. That may appeal to some readers, but to me it’s just boooooring! And I’m left feeling cheated with only a quarter of the story I would have liked to read.

“Have you forgotten that all Americans are rich
beyond our poor imaginations?”

— unidentified bandit

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AVENGERS #16: Head Count

Published: May, 1965

“The Old Order Changeth!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Pencils: Dick Ayers
Letters: Artie Simek

At the end of the last issue, Stan promised we would be treated to some surprises, and boy oh boy, did he come through! There’s almost a surreal quality to this issue, where reality is about to be turned on its head.

I’ve had many moments like this in my life, when things are pleasantly moving along at an even keel, then suddenly, almost out of nowhere, everything changes—sometimes for good, sometimes not-so-good.

I don’t know why I didn’t anticipate something like this in Marvel Comics. Did I really expect nothing but the expected to continue on for so long? Why would I have thought that, when the whole concept of comics is action, action, action? All that action will eventually lead to change. And change is good, most of the time, but in the spirit of “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” I simply didn’t expect this much change so suddenly. (After all, this is only issue 16!)

Indeed, there’s so much changing and moving around in this story, so let’s take a look. But first, before we tackle the concept of new Avengers, a head count is in order, to review where everyone has landed.

DEAD, NOT DEAD, OR FOREIGN TRAVEL?

First, it appears that Zemo is dead. At least that’s what the authors want us to believe. Though we don’t actually see his body, we do see Cap standing over a gravesite that we have every reason to believe is Zemo’s. Later, when Rick Jones and Cap are talking together with no one else around, Rick says “Now that Zemo is dead…” So why would we think anything else?

Could it be that Marvel got rid of this villain? I’m suspicious. Even though I’ve only been reading comics a short time, I know the old saying: If you don’t see the body, they’re not dead. And even if you do see the body, there’s still a good chance they’re not actually dead.

And something else makes me suspicious about Zemo’s fate. I’ve only seen him in a handful of stories so far in the 60’s, yet he appears as a major villain in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It stretches the imagination to think that fifty years later, the MCU writers went back to the early 60’s and picked out Zemo for Captain America: Winter Soldier, based on these few meager appearances.

I’ll be looking for another appearance by the “dead” Zemo.

Now here’s another instance where my modern day experiences with the MCU are coloring my opinions about what I’m reading from 1965. This very month in X-Men, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver finally break free from Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil, and go back to Europe. Of course there’s no reason to believe a trip to Europe prevents these two from practicing their special skills. They say they’ll stop, but if you had skills like that, would you stop? I’m sure even back in 1965, every reader expected to see this brother/sister duo again. The only surprise here is that it happens so soon.

Now. What about Black Widow? In this issue, Hawkeye tells a story about how she was attacked by Commies and taken away in an ambulance. Hmmm…that doesn’t sound good. Then, to honor Black Widow, Hawkeye promises to “make up for what we’ve done.” That also sounds like something a survivor would promise on their beloved’s deathbed. But rather than risk hearing that Natasha has died, Hawkeye prefers to remain ignorant and maintain hope that she is still alive. Definitely no body, so surely she is still alive. Let’s put it this way: the jury is still out—but not in deliberation; they’ve just gone down the street for a cup of coffee and a sandwich.

Here’s an interesting point, though. The scene Hawkeye recounts for the Avengers as he makes his pitch for joining them, though similar, is NOT the same as the last time we saw him and Natasha together. This is completely new, and we have no idea how much time has passed, or how much might have happened before Black Widow is lying on the ground, awaiting an ambulance.

So what about Hawkeye? Where’s his head at the moment? When we last saw him, he was full of hate for Iron Man. There were mitigating circumstances, to be sure, but when push comes to shove, he and Black Widow were trying to kill Iron Man. And now Hawkeye wants to work with him? Why isn’t anyone suspicious? I mean, at least Iron Man should be questioning Hawkeye’s motives.

As the new Avengers are about to be installed, Hawkeye wonders how it is that Cap possesses no noticeable superpower, yet he is the leader. “Oh well…” Hawkeye muses, which might sound nonchalant, but I read something in those two simple syllables that sounds like trouble in the future. Will Hawkeye challenge Cap for leadership? Is this going somewhere? And isn’t this rich, coming from the new kid, who by the way, truly does not have any superpowers of his own? Sure, Hawkeye has killer skills with the bow and arrow, but no actual “superpowers.”

I suspect he’s going to have a lot to learn about being an Avenger.

BUT SUDDENLY…
So now that we know where everyone is, we can get back to our story.

Wasp sets the stage for the new Avengers by coming up with the idea that they all need to take a vacation. The frustration in her word balloon is evident. But check out Giant-Man’s response: “How tough it must be for you!” He puts it all on her, and won’t admit to feeling the same way. Iron Man, however, is more understanding. Not only does he agree with Wasp, but he takes it one step further, turning “vacation” into “disband.”

So, practically out of nowhere, the Avengers begin talking about going on a vacation or disbanding or whatever, and that is the precise moment the narrator chooses to say “But suddenly…” and smoke and arrows herald the arrival of Hawkeye, proclaiming he now wants to join the Avengers. This goes beyond coincidence. It lands more squarely in the realm of serendipity, or even divine intervention.

HELP WANTED
Now that Wasp, Hawkeye and divine intervention have opened the door to the idea of a new class of Avengers, the quorum wastes no time creating a short list of contenders. Time for another head count! Who’s in the running?

I love love love that they ask Sub-Mariner to join. And I’m also not at all surprised that he turns them down. While Tony recognizes Namor as a noble antagonist, possessing the caliber of an Avenger, he also respects Namor’s decision, which is made “like the prince that he is.” Too bad…sort of. I would have liked to see Namor as an Avenger. Maybe I will someday? I don’t know. But I do know that at this point, he is not ready. There’s way too much domestic strife going on in his kingdom under the sea. Heroism begins at home. Maybe later, Namor?

Iron Man tells the new Avengers their first order of business should be to track down Hulk and get him to join. I’m flabbergasted! What in the world makes Iron Man think Hulk will want to join the Avengers? He was with them before, but only for a brief time, and that did not end well. Since then, he’s spent all his time running away the military that’s been relentlessly pursuing him. Nothing has happened since Avengers #3 that would make us think he is suddenly interested in playing well with others. The big guy really just wants to be left alone. Don’t poke the bear!

When Cap compliments Rick Jones for his loyalty to Hulk, for a moment I’m thinking, oh no! Please! We’re not really going to have to deal with Rick Jones as an Avenger, are we? The only superhero moniker I can imagine for him is Dead-Weight. Thank goodness, that didn’t pan out! As Rick himself laments, “And what am I? A fever blister?” Well, Rick, since you asked…

REDEMPTION OF THE NOBLE VILLAIN
I’m also struck that some of the Avenger candidates don’t necessarily have a clean slate of heroism. (Well, actually, none of them do, except for Rick, the do-gooder Teen Brigadier, who is actually not in the running.) Namor has certainly given the surface-dwellers a great deal of grief, and as mentioned earlier, Hawkeye is perhaps not yet to be trusted. But I’m getting this vibe: as so often happens in a Biblical or otherwise epic story, people with a checkered past can ultimately be redeemed and do some good. Sometimes the reformed no-good-nik is exactly the best kind of person for a job like this. They have a lot to prove, both to others, and to themselves. And having been on both sides of the fence, they may have a deeper understanding of the complexities of both good and evil.

WHY THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
It may be disappointing to readers who have gotten used to this particular crew, but when you look at the situation from an overall storytelling dilemma, this is really all for the best.

All our original Avengers appears in their own title, and ALSO moonlight as Avengers. That’s a lot to ask of this group, when there are so many other great characters out there only doing the occasional guest spot. It’s time to give Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver a chance to shine, to flex their character development muscles, and now they have that opportunity.

THE LONG GOODBYE
Towards the end of this issue, I began to feel that awkward soap opera moment from years ago when I watched a true soap opera, All My Children, not to mention all the times we saw this in Dark Shadows. Everything is moving along with a certain storyline, then suddenly all that stuff resolves, and we’re unceremoniously thrown into a completely new storyline. It takes a moment to get your sea legs again. That’s how all this feels to me.

Is this really happening??

Iron Man, Giant-Man and Wasp give a Long Goodbye, but is it really “Goodbye,” “S’long”, or perhaps a simple “See ya later”? Are they indeed disbanding, taking a leave of absence, or just going on vacation?

And one more thing: What about Thor? He’s off having his Trial of the Gods with Loki and has no idea what’s going on. How is he going to feel when he gets back and sees a whole bunch of new faces sitting around the table in Avengers Mansion? And they’re all villains! Will he resent being left out of this momentous decision? I would love love love for him to be a little peeved and utter those immortal words of Rick Jones: “And what am I? A fever blister?”

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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #24: Gaslighting

Amazing Spider-Man #24

Published: May, 1965

“Spider-Man Goes Mad!”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Sam Rosen

The narrator begins by promising that this tale will be “off-beat,” and right away, I’m on board. I’ve always had a propensity for “off-beat,” from childhood, when I played with trolls rather than Barbie Dolls, to my college days, when I listened to Frank Sinatra rather than ELO, through the 90’s when some of my favorite TV shows were the short-lived Key West, and the longer-lived Northern Exposure, right up to now, when, as a woman in my sixties, I’m reading Marvel Comics. So here I am, looking forward to some off-beat-ness in the latest issue of Amazing Spider-Man, but this story was off-beat in a way that was not completely comfortable, because by the time I finished reading, I realized that almost every character in the story was engaging in some form of gaslighting.

Four or five years ago, my experience with the concept of gaslighting was limited to the world of entertainment: Charlotte Bronte’s gothic novel Jane Eyre, that great Hitchcock film, Suspicion, and probably more plotlines than you can count in Dark Shadows. But if you’ve been paying any attention to politics lately, surely you’ve become acquainted with the concept. To clarify, Wikipedia puts it this way:

Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation in which a person or a group covertly sows seeds of doubt in a targeted individual or group, making them question their own memory, perception, or judgment.

Furthermore:

Using denial, misdirection, contradiction, and misinformation, gaslighting involves attempts to destabilize the victim and delegitimize the victim’s beliefs.

In other words, when you’re being told, “What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,” that’s gaslighting. And in this story, an awful lot of what we’re seeing and hearing is not actually what’s happening.

PERSUASION
The action gets going when Dr. Ludwig Rinehart, “a famous European psychiatrist” (who is actually Mysterio), easily convinces J. Jonah Jameson that he has proof Spider-Man will soon suffer a severe psychological breakdown. Which Jameson immediately and gleefully publishes.

Jameson, of course, has a confirmation bias which pushes him in this direction, but the fact that this “expert” is “European” is not insignificant. I’ve noticed that a lot of television commercials nowadays, especially for cars, employ a British accent to make their persuasive point. Is there research showing that American people are more likely to believe someone with a British accent? Dr. Reinhart, of course, has a German accent. (We only see his written words on the page, but don’t tell me you aren’t reading them in a German accent!) No doubt this stereotype is part of what convinces Jameson he can sell this drivel to his readership.

When Peter picks up the Daily Bugle and reads the psychological evaluation by this “European expert,” the seeds of doubt are planted. Later, when he sees Spider-Man’s past villains appear then disappear, he’s convinced he is indeed cracking up.

As Spider-Man, he rushes to Rinehart’s home, where further unexplainable sights await him, and the “psychiatrist” easily goads him into believing that he needs help, “but first I must have your complete confidence!”

By employing deception, psychological manipulation, and the voice of authority, Mysterio convinces Spider-Man that the only way to keep from going completely mad is to reveal his true identity and give up being Spider-Man. Peter is just about to do that, when Jameson bursts in and mucks it all up.

SPIN & BEYOND
That’s a convenient plot point, but not what I’m here to talk about today. Today I’m talking about gaslighting, and along this theme, I’m going to bring up another term you may be aware of, if you’ve ever paid attention to the news, and that term is “spin.” Let’s go back to Wikipedia:

In public relations and politics, spin is a form of propaganda, achieved through knowingly providing a biased interpretation of an event or campaigning to influence public opinion about some organization or public figure.

You could say that “spin” is a milder form of gaslighting. Spin contains just enough truth that the perpetrator can stand back and say, “Hey! I’m kosher, get off my back!” while at the same time, being absolutely aware they are not telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Having said all that, Jameson goes way beyond simple “spin.” His journalistic ethics are down the toilet. He consciously blurs the line between fact and opinion, moving beyond spin into outright falsehood. He deliberately uses the power of the press to mold public opinion against Spider-Man, regardless of the truth. When someone/anyone walks into his office purporting to be a “European expert” and spouting exactly what he wants to hear, Jameson makes no effort to vet the source, he just runs with the story. The Bugle is obviously a closer cousin to the National Enquirer than the New York Times.

I’m surprised that Peter, smart as he is, doesn’t stop to consider that the story calling Spider-Man crazy is running in the newspaper operated by the man who has a personal vendetta against him. Knowing what he knows about Jameson, and for something this important, Peter should be checking to see if this inflammatory rhetoric is backed up by any other reliable sources. Or is the Daily Bugle the only show in town?

Why does Peter jump right on board with this crazy notion that he’s going crazy? Is it because he subconsciously feels it must be so? Is it because it’s the 1960’s and distrust of the media has not yet metastasized to the degree it has today? Back then, if a story was published or broadcast, the public automatically believed it was true. Is even whiz-kid Peter Parker falling into that trap? Or is it only because in a twenty-page story, Stan decided he didn’t have time to show our hero investigating his doubts about his doubts?

UNHEALTHY HERO WORSHIP
Here’s another game Stan is playing with us, and he’s doing it for humor, but from a 2021 perspective, it hardly seems humorous at all. It’s well-established that Flash is (ironically) Spider-Man’s biggest fan. In this story, he undertakes a spy mission for purely personal reasons, following Peter, whom he suspects is secretly meeting with Liz. But he suddenly aborts that mission, when he sees the spider beam and thinks his hero is nearby. Sigh…So much for Liz—now we know where Flash’s true loyalties lie!

And that’s all very cute, but not sinister. The part that disturbs me is that by the end of the story, Flash is ecstatic that Spider-Man spoke to him. And not just that he spoke to him, but that he is willing to live with this: “Even if he did call me a fool…he spoke to me!” Flash. Please. Have a little self-respect. Your hero worship is out of control. I’m one step away from saying Flash has drunk the Kool-Aid and is now deliberately gaslighting himself.

SELF-DESTRUCTION
Peter also “gaslights himself” when he allows seeds of doubt to spring up regarding Betty and Ned. He finds Betty’s letter to Ned and, as if he were a character in any episode of Three’s Company, assumes the worst. The poor boy’s self-esteem is suffering terribly, and he is more than willing to twist it all around to believe the worst possible outcome for him personally.

Predicting the worst in a romantic relationship might be a way of gaslighting yourself for protection against future emotional distress, but something more sinister is going on in Peter’s troubled teenage psyche. If he hadn’t been so gaslighted by Jameson and the “European expert,” if he had been able to think more clearly, he may have realized that when he started seeing all his past opponents, Mysterio was not one of them…and oh, by the way, what are Mysterio’s powers? To make you see and hear things that aren’t actually there! Peter could have used his scientific powers of deduction to at least suspect Mysterio could be behind all this.

But he was too far gone already.

OVERTHINKING?
Of course, Peter could have tempered these suspicions with the fact that Mysterio was in prison, but really…in the Marvel Universe, no super-villain remains in prison very long, right? That also should have entered into his deductions.

When Mysterio got out of prison, knowing Jameson, the headline surely read, “Super-Villain Mysterio, Previously ‘Captured’ by the Weak and Failing Spider-Man, Easily Escapes Prison,” and Peter, as a daily reader of the Bugle, would have noticed.

And if he didn’t, it’s only because I’m putting a lot more thought into these 12-cent stories than the creators ever did in 1965. But, in my defense, I say: look, Marvel writers of 1965, if you’re going to write a story that survives 56 years, and create characters that will one day populate a multi-billion dollar entertainment empire, it’s not unreasonable to think that at some point in the future a 60-something year-old woman who once played with trolls while the boys in her class were reading comics, is now perusing and finding meaning in those very comics.

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Meanwhile… : April, 1965

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #23

“The Goblin and the Gangsters”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
The Green Goblin informs the mob that he will take over the criminal underground, inciting a gang war. Meanwhile, Peter drops by the Bugle and notices a letter on Betty’s desk from Ned. While there, Peter learns that JJJ has rehired Frederick Foswell, recently released from prison. Later, Spidey tracks down the Goblin, who leads him into a trap set by gangsters. Spider-Man fights the gangsters and the Goblin, who escapes. Soon after, Goblin learns that the cops, tipped off by Foswell, arrested the gang, leaving him without an army.

WHAT’S HOT
JUST DRAWN THAT WAY. Lucky Lobo looks like Dean Martin. maybe because I was already in a mindset to find pop culture connections, but isn’t there something about the Green Goblin that reminds you of…Phyllis Diller? See below.

LAUNDRY DAY. The writers tease us with the expectation that justice will suffer due to the inconvenient realities of life, when Peter has to launder and leave his Spider-Man suit hanging up to dry in the attic. There may be a slight hiccup in the story, but in the end, all turns out well. Still, we’re left to wonder…but what about next time??

MY BABY, HE WROTE ME A LETTER? Peter sneaks a peek at a letter from Ned to Betty and immediately suspects the worst. His angst is furthered when Betty doesn’t mention the letter. Oh, cruel world! Could this be the end of Peter and Betty? Yet, Stan gives us insight, when Betty’s thought bubbles read, “Oh dear! I forgot to tell him about Ned’s letter! Well, it’s too late now! I’ll mention it to him some other time!” Stan is teasing again—but this time he’s teasing Peter, who looks the Fool in Love.

WHAT’S NOT
HOODS & MASKS. Mostly this is just another story about costumed crusaders engaging with gangsters. The plot is merely a weak skeleton upon which to hang the personal perils of Peter Parker. Sadly, Spider-Man could be doing so much more…

ESCAPE HATCH. Hmmm…how to get out of this one? Goblin has used up all his bombs at the precise split-second that Spidey runs out of web fluid. If not for this timely coincidence, this battle could have gone on endlessly!

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STRANGE TALES #131

“The Bouncing Ball of Doom!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The Mad Thinker is enraged when his latest plan is thwarted by Torch and Thing, so he accelerates his months-long scheme to create an ultimate weapon: a computerized metal ball that is impervious to fire and pressure. He lays a trap with the ball at a new dam and invites Thing & Torch to the opening. But Thinker miscalculates, and the ball damages the dam. To prevent further damage, Thing bats the ball into the upper atmosphere, where Torch uses his near nova blast to destroy the ball, leaving the Thinker to rant in despair.

WHAT’S HOT
INNOVATION. I guess it’s tiresome to always fight gangsters, villains and evil androids. Let’s get back to basics and spice it up a bit with a simple…BALL. (Or was this just an opportunity to give Bob Powell a little time off?)

RIGHT-O! The actions of the Bouncing Ball make me think of the Golden Snitch in a game of Quidditch.

WHAT’S NOT
GET TO THE POINT! What in blazes is going on here? By the end of page three, at least four different things have happened, but they’re either unrelated, or not going anywhere. Luckily, on top of page four, it’s all explained, because otherwise, I’m thinking, “I’m confused. I’m outta here.” It’s a shame that we are 1/4 of the way through, before the story begins to cohere.

EH… The Thinker hesitates with his cover story that he is “…eh…a reporter!” Didn’t think this through beforehand? Yet, the narrator hasn’t noticed this slight slip-up any more than Dr. Vega, reporting, “so calmly does the Mad Thinker speak…that Dr. Vega scarcely notices the unusual satchel.”

NOT AS ADVERTISED. The Mad Thinker tests the Ball and declares that it is the most fireproof object. Yet Torch destroys it with his “near nova heat blast.” I guess he didn’t THINK of THAT!


“The Hunter and the Hunted!”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
While Doctor Strange hides in Hong Kong, Baron Mordo assures Dormammu that Strange will not escape again. Mordo sends his disciple to Hong Kong to track down Strange. The disciple rounds up a band of ruffians to scour the city. Meanwhile, Strange secretly secures a plane ticket out of the city. Mordo tracks Strange to the airport and sends an army of wraiths to capture him. On the plane leaving Hong Kong, Strange disguises himself as a wraith and signals to the other wraiths that he is NOT on the plane, allowing him to escape.

WHAT’S HOT
TRICKERY. Dr. Strange uses simple deception—no magic, spells or hypnosis—to get Mordo off his trail. Score one for Team Human Ingenuity!

SLY. Okay, so this month I’m obsessing over pop culture look-alikes. Here’s another: One of “Mordo’s men” could easily be played in the movie by Sylvester Stallone—if they ever made a movie of this story, which is unlikely, and if Stallone was willing to accept a bit part, which is even more unlikely. But hey…I’m just saying… Again, see below.

WHAT’S NOT
TITLE WASTE. Though a bit hackneyed, what a great title for a story: The Hunter and the Hunted. Such a shame though, that they wasted it on these few mostly forgettable pages.

MUCH ADO. This story is much ado about nothing. It’s a game of Cat and Mouse but nothing really happens. By the end, we’re right back where we started. The pace has slowed incredibly. Looks like we’re in for a loooong ride…

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TALES OF SUSPENSE #64

“Hawkeye and the New Black Widow Strike Again!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
While Tony Stark works to improve his armor, Black Widow, recently returned from Russia, reteams with Hawkeye to kidnap Happy & Pepper. Natash confides in Hawkeye that the Russians have threatened her with her parents lives. Iron Man races to rescue his friends, and when an acid arrow threatens to melt his armor, he feigns an attack on the Widow. Hawkeye abandons his attack to save Natasha, and the fight ends in a draw.

WHAT’S HOT
BAD IS GOOD. I like Black Widow and Hawkeye, partly because I know them as heroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but also because they’re not actual villains—they’re more pseudo-villains, antagonists. In this story, they may be PRACTICING villainy, but in all they do, their motivation is love, not hate, not evil. This makes them much more three-dimensional “villains” than, say, Magneto or Dr. Doom.

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO. Black Widow uses the same tactic on Iron Man as the Russians used on her: kidnapping and holding loved ones hostage, in order to get him to do what she wants. She learned from the best!

LOVE ACTUALLY. In the end, when Hawkeye rushes to the injured Black Widow rather than sticking with the plan to destroy Iron Man, she laments, “Because of your love I’ve failed again!” In the end, Happy laments that Pepper still loves Tony, so what chance does he have? There is so much love going around, the narrator ends by practically apologizing to any readers who might be “thinking that you’ve been reading a romance mag by mistake…”

WHAT’S NOT
TONY WHO?? When Happy proposes to Pepper, he describes Tony as “Tony Stark”—just, you know, to distinguish from any of the other Tony’s who might have captured Pepper’s heart. (Tony Curtis? Tony Bennett? Tony the Tiger?)

OOO – When Tony Stark shows up at the rendezvous point, he claims that Iron Man is “out of town” and can’t be reached. What good is a bodyguard that you can’t reach? And what a lame excuse! At the very least, with only a moment more of thought, Stark could have said “Iron Man is on an Avengers mission.” That still doesn’t account for why he employs a bodyguard who can apparently only work odd hours part-time, but at least it provides a more detailed explanation for everyone there to latch on to. I call laziness on the part of the writer.

HANGING PLOT THREAD. In the last issue, Stark explains his long absence by saying he was off getting engaged to a Boston debutante. I am currently sitting on the edge of my seat to find out how he gets out of this one, but we’re not going there…yet. I hope this story will remain true to its soap opera roots and not slip into sitcom form, where suddenly everything that happened in the last episode is forgotten, and characters move on as if nothing ever happened.


“Among Us, Wreckers Dwell!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Frank Ray
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Captain America and Bucky investigate when stage magician Omar’s prediction of a tank explosion at Fort Lehigh comes true. The next night, Omar and his partner Sando predict another military disaster, but the two heroes discover that Sando is actually a Nazi saboteur, and that the images Omar projects on stage are just smoke and mirrors. Cap and Bucky join forces with an agent of the women’s army corps to defeat Sando. When the WAC agent tells them that Sando had duped the innocent Omar, they release him.

WHAT’S HOT
GAL REPORTER. We meet a “gal reporter” in heels and shoulder pads. How very 1940’s Hollywood of them!

NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS. Oops! Turns out she’s not a reporter at all, but a special agent working with the FBI. And Sando is not a mystic, he’s a Nazi colonel getting his orders directly from Hitler. Well, that one I actually saw coming, but it was nice to be in the room where almost no one was who they at first appear to be.

AT EASE, SOLDIER! I love the depiction of Private Rogers early in the story, hanging out in his wife-beater tee shirt and bucket hat, peeling potatoes as he listens to Bucky read the headlines. Cute.

WHAT’S NOT
PROPOGANDA. Stan is laying on the patriotism awfully thick when the special agent gal says, “He did it in order to make us lose confidence in our armed forces! But he didn’t know the American people!” Couldn’t be any more ham-handed if they used Thor’s hammer to drive home the point. I know overt propaganda like this was all the rage during WWII, but did it still fly in the mid 60s?

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TALES TO ASTONISH #66

“The Menace of Madam Macabre”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: Frank Ray
Letters: Sherigail

IN A NUTSHELL
Madam Macabre has designed a way to change the size of objects, and extends an offer to Giant-Man to team up to take over the world. When Hank declines, she takes her revenge by capturing Wasp. Giant-Man investigates Jan’s disappearance and discovers thieves stealing from a museum. When he gives chase, Macabre captures him and traps him in a shrinking room. Wasp escapes and fights Macabre. During the scuffle, she frees Hank, and the two heroes defeat Macabre.

WHAT’S HOT
TROLL. When Pym suggests making Madam Macabre a part of the team, he fully knows how Wasp will react. In keeping with their playful relationship, he’s just teasing her, trolling her. Nice touch!

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD…? When Giant-Man calls Madam Macabre’s offer “that corny ‘we can rule the world’ jazz,” it’s clearly a moment of self-deprecation on the part of the writer, and most satisfying to the reader.

CLEAN-CUT. Pym gets a crew cut, another step in the strip’s recent obsession with giving him a make-over. What’s next? Brylcreem? Aqua Velva?

TABBY HABIT. This is at least the second time the cat Tabby has made an appearance. I love that Hank and Jan have a pet, and that decades ahead of the “Real Men Love Cats” craze, the Marvel bullpen was not reluctant to go there.

WHAT’S NOT
GULLIBLE. When Jan gets a mysterious invite to an art exhibit asking her to wear her Wasp uniform under her clothes, she keeps dreaming up reasons for this to make sense and not be nefarious. Clearly, she has not been coffee klatching with Sue Storm, who could talk her ear off about how many FF adventures began with mysterious out-of-the-blue invites to public events.

TIME? When Jan gets to the art exhibit and is immediately chloroformed, Madam Macabre makes a point of saying that chloroform will keep her knocked out for at least ten minutes. Cut to Hank, worried because Jan has not yet called him (from her yet-uninvented cell phone?), so he goes after her and finds her…still asleep! None of this timing works out! It would have been fine, if Macabre hadn’t added in that little detail about “ten minutes.” Then there would be plenty of time for all of this to happen. So the next question obviously is: how long does a dose of chloroform last, anyway? Unfortunately, I don’t know, and I’m reluctant to add this search to my Google history, so for the time being, I’m just going to let this one go.

FALSE WALL. Madam Macabre’s henchmen devise a false wall to hide their art theft, so the night watchman won’t see them. But if the watchman makes his rounds, won’t he notice that the room is smaller by about 3-4 feet? I guess it depends on two things: one, how big is the room to start off with, and also, how much is that night watchman being paid?

CLEVERER. When you’re trying to sound menacing, it’s best not to include awkward words like “cleverer” to stumble over. It slows you down, deflates the seriousness of your threat, and makes your opponent wonder, “Now wait…wouldn’t it have been better for you to say ‘more clever’? Doesn’t that actually have more of a punch?”

SLANTED. Stan notes that they specifically “slanted” this story to give Jan more to do. In the 1960’s, you not only have to slant a story to make a woman important and relevant, but after you do, you need to crow about it!


“The Power of Doctor Banner!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Steve Ditko
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Art Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
When the Commandant kills the scientist who had been protecting him, Hulk goes on the warpath. Meanwhile, in the United States, Maj. Talbot remains convinced that Bruce Banner has turned traitor, to Betty’s dismay. Elsewhere, in his secret lair, the Leader plots with Chameleon. He tracks Hulk to the Soviet Union, but decides to bide his time. Back in Russia, Hulk wipes out a strike force from the Soviet air force, then prepares for battle against a column of tanks.

WHAT’S HOT
WE ALL SEE IT…WE ALL SEE IT… The “credit block” on the splash always contains some little joke, usually about the letterer. In this story, the Power-Packed Script is by Stan Lee, Hard-Hitting Art by Steve Ditko, Two-Fisted Inking by Vince Colletta, and finally…Silken-Soft Lettering by Art Simek. It’s the same joke, over and over again, yet each time I pick up a new title, I look forward to reading the credit block, waiting for the punchline. It reminds me a lot of that British TV show, ’Allo ’Allo that I often watched with my dad during the last years of his life. It was the same hackneyed jokes over and over again, but we could see them coming, and Dad howled with laughter each time the predictable happened. The Marvel credit block is sort of like that.

WHAT’S NOT
DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON’T. I’m still baffled by the plot point that causes Banner to turn into Hulk when his blood pressure goes up…and then turns Hulk back into Banner when, once again…his blood pressure goes up! That doesn’t even make sense! Wouldn’t low pressure make more sense for the Hulk to Banner transformation? I just don’t get it…

MOST OF ALL. After considering the good his service could do to his country, Talbot adds, “MOST OF ALL, I must convince Betty Ross” of Banner’s guilt, “in order to win her love.” Really? Strikes me as odd that a military man charged with protecting state secrets is prioritizing his love life over all else. At one point he suggests he could resign his commission, and I’m thinking…yeah, maybe he should!

ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL. There are a lot of absolutes in this story. Army brass declares Bruce Banner must be “rescued…or silenced!” The Leader says Hulk must join him…or be eliminated. No middle ground. They might as well have printed this issue in black & white, because apparently those are the only options for the characters and the plot.

CONFIRMATION BIAS. While Betty is hopeful that there will be an “explanation” for Bruce Banner’s time behind the Iron Curtain, Talbot and Ross are more than ready to believe he is a spy. Don’t confuse them with any potential facts! Of course they would flatly deny jumping to conclusions. Like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I can hear them both saying, “I didn’t jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.”

FOREIGNER. When the Commies can’t find Hulk, they think it’s impossible, since he is “so huge—with green skin—in a foreign land!” I understand huge and green skin as selling points, but how do they reason that being in a foreign land would make him easier to find?

NOT THE END. In the last panel, the narrator says, “Every tale must be concluded somewhere and we have come to the end of ours!” Beg to differ. Hulk has just seen a line of Commie tanks coming straight for him. This is not the end of one story, it’s the beginning of another. How disingenuous of Stan to say “we have come to the end.” A more honest assessment would’ve been, “We came to the end a few panels back, and now here’s a new event to hook you for the next issue.”

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AVENGERS #15

“Now, By My Hand, Shall Die a Villain!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
While mailing a letter to Nick Fury, Captain America notices Executioner and Enchantress. He chases their car, but they escape. During an emergency meeting of the Avengers, Zemo’s agent captures Rick Jones and uses him as bait to draw the Avengers to Zemo’s South American hideout. Just as they are about to leave, the Masters of Evil—minus Zemo—attack, forcing Cap & Rick to go it alone, while the others battle in New York. Cap & Rick fight Zemo, leading to the villain’s apparent death in an avalanche.

WHAT’S HOT
CLOSURE. The narrator points out that some readers have complained that the Avengers “never wage a fight to the finish.” This comic delivers that now, when Captain America is present for the (apparent) death of Zemo. However, the jury is still out regarding the bulk of the Avengers, who continue their fight with other villains in NYC. So I may have more to report on this next month.

FORESHADOWING. Cap writes a letter to Nick Fury, offering his services to the military, as he seeks “full time work” beyond being an Avenger. Does this mean we are about to run into Nick Fury in the 1960’s timeline? Also, at the end, the narrator teases that in the next issue there may be a “change in line-up of the Avengers.” Really? Whoa! Way to sell those future issues!

WHAT’S NOT
UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN, PART I. I don’t like the artistic depictions of either Wasp or Enchantress in this issue. The only female who looks even moderately attractive is the stranger on the bottom of page two. Blake calls her a “pretty girl,” so I’m imagining extra care was taken in fashioning this depiction of this throw-away “extra.” Oh, if only they had taken the same care with the female characters who actually matter!

UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN, PART II. Perhaps the problem with both Wasp and Enchantress is that there are “too many cooks” spoiling the broth. With Kirby on layouts, Don Heck doing pencils and inks by Mickey Demeo, neither of them look anywhere near as attractive as I’ve seen them in past issues.

GOOD LOOKING GUYS. For the guys, though, it’s a completely different story! But…still there is a problem. On the top of page two, Henry Pym looks exactly like Steve Rogers on the bottom of the same page! Why not give each of these fine gentlemen some unique characteristics? Can you say “Control C, Control V”?

TEEN SIDEKICK IN THE PANTS. What earthly good is Rick Jones? I’ve decided his true purpose in the Marvel Universe is to get captured as a plot point.

NEWSREEL. We see a movie theater marquee proudly advertising the showing of a “Newsreel.” Is this some kind of joke? Perhaps an inside joke? Even in the 1960’s, did you ever go to a movie theater that publicly touted they were showing newsreels? Maybe that happened in WWII, before the advent of television. Are the artists once again showing their age? Is this movie theater soon to be flooded with high school boys wearing bow ties and hats?

A REALLY, REALLY BIG…SHOE? When Giant-Man’s hand comes down to crunch a car, his hand is so excessively large, that after a little calculation, I’m thinking he’s got to be 75-100 feet tall at this point. And if he’s that tall, and his hands are that large, then how big are his feet, and how does he even have room to stand up in a busy NYC street without causing damage? Never mind to bend down low enough to get that oversized hand onto the city street!

BLINDING ZEMO. Cap catches sunlight on his shield, temporarily blinding Zemo, who becomes “confused, bewildered, filled with fear,” causing him to wildly fire his disintegrator gun. Which sets off a rockslide. Which crushes him to death. Geez! If only Cap had known it was going to be this easy, he could have gotten rid of Zemo on any sunny day. Or even easier, he could have sent Wasp out there with her ever-handy makeup compact to get the job done.

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FANTASTIC FOUR #37

“Behold! A Distant Star!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
The Fantastic Four journey to the Skrull homeworld to seek justice for Dr. Storm, who was killed by the Skrulls. Morrat, a power-hungry Skrull officer, captures them and tells his girlfriend Annelle that he will turn them over to her father, the king (but he secretly plans to kill the FF and take the credit). When the king learns of Morrat’s treachery, he orders his forces to kill Morrat, but Annelle is also caught in the crossfire, saved only by Sue’s force field. In gratitude, the king reveals that it was Morrat who ordered Dr. Storm’s death.

WHAT’S HOT
WHAP! I always love it when the authors have a little fun at their own expense. After the Four lose their powers, Thing’s punch can only produce a “Whap!” and he laments that he “usedta never get anything less than a BAR-OOOM, or at least a KA-POWW!” I was amused.

NASA? When Reed mentions NASA, Stan feels the necessity to provide an explanatory asterisk. How quaint and nostalgic, a real reminder that these stories are taking place during the very beginnings of the American Space Age.

WHERE NONE HAVE GONE BEFORE. The Space Time Warp the Four must travel through to get to the Skrull planet seems a cross between my favorite childhood author, Dr. Seuss and my favorite TV show from the 80’s, Star Trek: The Next Generation.

EVIDENCE. It’s hilarious that Stan finds it necessary to offer photographic proof as “evidence”—then provides a full page of art. And not only that, but he apologizes for the picture being “a trifle hazy.” I don’t know about you, but none of this “evidence” is convincing me of anything.

WHAT’S NOT
I’M SORRY? Reed hears that Sue is upset and brings her flowers, but is unwilling to get close, choosing instead to stretch his arm across the room, almost as if he is afraid she may lash out at him. Does Sue have a temper? Did Reed do something to make her mad? Obviously he thinks that’s possible, since the first thing he says is “Have I done something?”

EXCUSES, EXCUSES…Maybe Sue isn’t ready to get married. She takes this opportunity, the day of her wedding rehearsal, to suddenly decide she can’t move forward until they get justice for her father, who was killed five issues ago.

BAD HAIR DAY. I’m not liking Sue’s new pageboy haircut. She’s looked a lot more attractive than this in the past. I hope she gets a new hairstyle before we see her in a wedding dress.

TWO-FER. In my last feature I talked about how awfully conveniently the writers sometimes tie up the plot with a neat little bow, and it’s definitely happening here. At the end of the story, after the King’s men kill Morrat and Sue saves Princess Anelle, the King most regally yet reluctantly tells the Four, “You may ask any boon of me!” All they want—the very reason they traveled to the Skrull planet—is to find Dr. Storm’s murderer. And what do you know? Turns out (at least according to the King), Morrat was the one responsible. And now he’s dead. So the King’s debt is paid, the FF get what they want, and now everyone can live happily ever after.

OUCH! Johnny creates a “vacuum spout” with “near Nova heat” to propel them from the bottom of the ocean to the heights of the Baxter Building. Question: wouldn’t being surrounded by “near Nova heat” fry you to a crisp? Or maybe, that’s only the case for us mere mortals…

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