DAREDEVIL #12: Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

Published: January 1966

“Sightless, In a Savage Land!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Illustrations: John Romita
Letters: Sam Rosen

The frantic pace for this entire issue is set early when Murdock has only five minutes to get to the cruise ship Odyssey on the other side of town. No problem! He simply transforms to Daredevil and skips all the traffic. Of course, my first thought is…five minutes?? Really?? Nowadays we’re told to arrive at the airport two to three hours before our flight! Is the discrepancy due to it no longer being the 1960’s, or because we’re not superheroes? (Or, as I’m apt to suggest… “a little of both”?)

The frantic pace continues when, in the middle of watching a piratic plunder of the Odyssey, we suddenly switch scenes to see Ka-Zar of the jungle wrestling a Tyrannosaurus Rex. What does this have to do with anything? How in the world will Stan link these events? We’re overwhelmed by a sense that anything can happen…and probably will.


BREAKING OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
To further unsettle the reader, as Daredevil battles the pirates, he wonders if perhaps he has broken off more than he can chew. Frankly, I’m wondering the same of the writer. This story is all over the place! Before we’re done, we’ll have explored the worlds of pirate ships, submarines, noble villains, Tarzan, Transformers, the prehistoric age, swamp men, and Maa-Gor, the Ape Man!

You know that famous cliché about “everything but the kitchen sink”? The image kicked in when I finally reached the last page. What doesn’t this story have? Recently, I’ve noticed that Marvel’s storytelling is becoming more complex and elaborate. Reading this Daredevil, I suspect this approach is not a one-off, but rather the beginning of a trend.

NOT AS IT APPEARS TO BE
This kind of sophisticated storytelling easily lends itself to situations where everything is not at it first appears to be. Personally, I’m terrible at telling jokes and have only managed to maintain a dozen or so in my brain, but one of my favorite comedy bits is this monologue by Jerry Seinfeld:

This so resonates with me because more times than I care to admit, I am that person wondering, “Who was that guy? Wasn’t he with them?…Oh! He wasn’t really with them…” When things are not what they seem to be, that’s fun…to a point. But when it’s done ad nauseum, my desire for an orderly universe will eventually kick in. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I will never fully understand what’s going on in a Mission: Impossible or Bourne movie, but hey, it’s only two hours, and very bright and shiny, so rather than succumb to frustration, I simply make a deliberate effort to just sit back and enjoy the action.

And, as much as I hate to admit it, some of the recent Marvel offerings on Disney+ also tax my patience a bit. A series demands a greater commitment of time, so I don’t tolerate the confusion as well as I do in a simple two-hour movie. Which disappoints me. Because I want to enjoy everything Marvel does. (But maybe that’s an unreasonable expectation?)

So far I’ve been able to keep up in Marvel Comics. I’m just hoping that as time goes on, these printed stories from simpler days won’t overplay the double/triple agent, time travel, villain in disguise storyline motifs so often that I’ll be tempted to give up in utter frustration.

Now. While it’s true that I can find some storylines challenging, I’m much more appreciative of a complicated character. And in this story, some of our characters in and of themselves are not exactly what they first appear to be. And that sparks my interest. Sometimes a character develops over time and circumstance, and sometimes they are merely slowly revealed, as in the peeling of an onion. Some onions will make you cry, but others prove very tasty.

KA-ZAR
Let’s take Ka-Zar, for instance. At first he appears nothing more than a Tarzan clone—but a closer look uncovers a fascinating nuance. Yes, of course he’s noble (like Tarzan), as we’ll see later in the story when he decides to risk all to help his opponent Daredevil. But studying Ka-Zar’s speech patterns reveals something interesting. In the presence of other men, he tends to talk like Hulk, in short, stilted sentences:

But now note how, alone in his thoughts, or talking to his trusted ally Zabu, his speech patterns almost verge on the Shakespearean:

Quite a difference, right? Could it be there is more to our jungle man than meets the eye? Perhaps he is putting on a big dumb muscleman persona to throw his opponents off-guard? In other words, is our “big dumb muscleman” smart enough to hustle his opponents? Hmmmm…I’m intrigued by the possibility.

CAPTAIN PLUNDER
Now let’s consider Captain Plunder, who provides even more fascination as his character is slowly revealed over several pages. At first I suspected Plunder would be a fairly two-dimensional character. After all, his name sounds more like a cleaning product than an actual name. More likely though in this Marvel Universe, we can easily suspect his simple moniker is merely a code name identifier for a simple villain who identifies with a single act or characteristic: Mole Man, Sandman, Doctor Octopus, the Puppet Master, etc.

But quickly we learn that Plunder is in fact his actual name. That is, if we can trust him. He is, after all, a villain, and these are not usually the most trustworthy of characters. But giving him the benefit on the doubt, let’s go along with his story that he is indeed Lord Parnival Plunder. How delightfully interesting! First question of course: Did he only take up piracy because his name dictated it? After all, Otto Octavius became Doctor Octopus. I once lived in a town that had a chiropractor named Dr. Fruithandler (I kid you not). Shall we anticipate that Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse will run for election to a higher office? Is this the universe’s way of steering you into the inevitable?

Plunder certainly seems interested in monetary gain early in the story, when he describes the cruise ship Odyssey as “what a prize,” and leads the boarding party with cries of “Empty your pockets!” But he abandons all that when he decides to take nothing more than Daredevil as hostage. Then, to Daredevil, he finally reveals his true motivation: Pride and Revenge toward all those who laughed at his dreams!

Plunder is a sort of evil twin to Tony Stark Money is apparently no problem, and he inherited his engineering genius from his father. They even look alike. If Stark went over to the Dark Side, Plunder is what you’d get. I would not be at all surprised to find a FanFiction in which Stark and Plunder turn out to be long-lost twin brothers.

Any takers?

MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY
So, with all these revelations, it’s not surprising that our characters’ opinions of each other also transform during the course of the story, and eventually we have a couple of full-blown Mutual Admiration Societies going on. It appears Daredevil makes friends wherever he goes, turning the hearts of his enemies towards respecting him—as he also learns to respect them.

First, Captain Plunder so admires Daredevil’s abilities that he forsakes his original intention of plundering the cruise ship for monetary gain. Instead he decides to sell all he has (or, in this case, might have) to purchase a single field that contains a hidden treasure. And Daredevil, upon hearing Plunder’s story, decides the pirate is actually noble.

Then we have Daredevil and Ka-Zar. Initially they fight as enemies, but in battle learn to respect each other’s abilities. When Ka-Zar eventually KO’s Daredevil, rather than wipe his hands and say “My work here is done! You can finish him off, Zabu, as a tasty little snack!” instead Ka-Zar feels sorry for his stricken opponent and risks everything to help.

UNINVINCIBLE
Up until this story, we have been led to believe that Daredevil is invincible. The tag to his moniker, “Man Without Fear” suggests “Man Who Cannot Be Defeated.” But here, Daredevil may have met his match—or at least he has discovered that he is not in fact invincible. One of his greatest superpowers, his radar sense, is knocked out by Ka-Zar’s blow to his head; Daredevil suffers a concussion. Is that all it takes? Does this event show us that Daredevil is weak, or that Ka-Zar is strong? Or both? If Ka-Zar is strong, what would happen if Daredevil were to tangle with Hulk, or the Juggernaut? Wait, don’t tell me! I’m aware either of those contests could happen in the future, but I’m willing to wait for the answer, so right now it’s merely a rhetorical question as I point out that every hero, even Daredevil, has an Achilles Heel.

And suddenly that makes him a lot more interesting.

Longtime readers of this blog may know that I am a fan of college football. Several years back, I harbored quite a soft spot for Tim Tebow, since he is a Florida boy attending my alma mater and is about the same age as my son. So I’ve always felt sort of motherly toward him, and the weekend he first returned to the field after a concussion, I was extremely worried about him on every play. Eventually that worry faded and we got back to football as usual, but I’m wondering if now I’ll fall into a similar pattern of worrying about Daredevil every time he gets into hand-to-hand combat with an opponent who could potentially give him a concussion.

As this story develops, my feelings, opinions and concerns will no doubt also transform. And that’s a good thing! Nothing worse than a stagnant, predictable fiction. Lately, things are getting topsy-turvy in this Marvel Universe, but rather than succumbing to seasickness on the Odyssey ocean liner, I’m bound and determined to find my sea legs, hold on to the starboard railing and find out where this boat is taking us.

ROMITA RUMINATIONS
One more thing before I go: Johnny Romita. I saw him previously as the inker for Avengers #23 (check out this month’s Meanwhile post), but this is the first time he’s listed as “illustrator.” I’ve heard for a long time that Romita’s art will be really good, and mostly I like what I’m seeing. However, I was told he draws women exceptionally well, and so far in this issue, with only two quick examples, I’m not that impressed. But I’m willing to keep my mind open. Perhaps in the future I will feel his art has transformed into the masterpieces I have always been told they are.

And speaking of “masterpieces,” I’ll end with a shameless Stan Lee-esque plug for our latest creative project, the Marvelous Zone YouTube channel featuring “Marvelpiece Theatre,” loosely based on the classic “Masterpiece Theatre.” Whew! It took me a long time to get from there to here—but then, it’s taken me a long time to get from where I was 20 years ago, to where I am now: a girl with almost no knowledge of superhero adventures now reading, writing about and making videos based on Marvel Comics! Over time, I too have transformed into something I never expected to be. But sometimes the unexpected transformations are the most satisfying. And looking forward to what comes next—in comics, or in life—is truly the most exciting adventure of all.

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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #32: “So! We Meet Again!”

Published: January, 1966

“Man on a Rampage!”
Script: Stan Lee
Plot: Steve Ditko
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

In last month’s issue of The Amazing Spider-Man, the mysterious Master Planner gave a great deal of attention to designing all kinds of difficulties for our costumed hero. The writers gave a great deal of attention to keeping secret the true identity of the Master Planner—most probably so it could be revealed in dramatic fashion when Marvel Comics and its readers were next scheduled to meet again, right here in issue #32.

To set the stage: in his under the sea hidden headquarters, as the Master Planner continues to plan ways to thwart his mortal enemy, the Amazing Spider-Man, he also revels in his belief that no one yet knows his true identity. But all that is about to change! Almost immediately, before the reader can even get to the middle of page two, we get this:

So! Here we find out the Master Planner is, in fact, Dr. Octopus, whom we met ages ago in issue #3. (Doc Ock, by the way, is back courtesy of the notoriously inadequate prison system of these early Marvel Comics. But that’s a whole ’nother story…)

Not very long after this, Spidey is let in on the secret as well, and when he and Doc Ock first see each other, Ock celebrates the occasion by letting out a hearty, hokey, “So Spider-Man—we meet again!”

Ka-boom!

I love this moment. I’ve often heard some version of “So we meet again!” spoofed in popular culture, most often in over-the-top comedies about larger-than-life heroes and villains, but I’m not sure I’ve come upon these words uttered with such clarity in an actual comic book.

The moment is so, so satisfying.

Very often in the real world, unlike in comics, “meeting again” is an enjoyable, fun, heartfelt experience. We reunite with old friends or relatives, remember a long-lost love, reconnect with activities from our younger days that once again provide a great deal of pleasure. The “pleasure” Doc Ock expresses in his exclamation of “So, Spider-Man…we meet again!” might be somewhat perverse—as all super-villains are, by definition, perverse—but still, it is a pleasure to him, all the same.

Coming back to something familiar after a long absence is often a pleasure. Case in point: This blog is now eleven years old. Much to my amazement, I have been reading and writing about Marvel Comics for eleven years. Wow. How did that happen so fast? Of course, to be fair, I should lessen that number by three, since there was a “dark period” from 2016 to 2019 when I didn’t blog, and I don’t remember actually reading any comics during that time, either. In fact, there’s a lot about that time I don’t remember…or at least, would rather forget. During this difficult period in my life, priorities were skewed, and a lot of fun activities simply had to shut down.

But I made it through. Wiser, better (I hope). And in a way, as life slowly returned to “normal,” I guess you could say I eventually experienced my own personal “So!…We meet again!” as many enjoyable aspects of my life slowly returned…including Marvel Comics.

Seeing Doc Ock immortalize those words in print brought my mind around to the pleasure that was revived when I finally got back to Marvel Comics after such a long absence. I have other stories (not all involving Marvel Comics, of course) and I’ll relate another one later in this post, but right now, let’s get back to our Spidey story.

As it turns out, Doc Ock is not the only character making an encore performance. This particular Amazing Spider-Man issue is chockful of so-we-meet-again moments.

Let’s start with the easiest one: Although Foswell was in fact the gang boss knows as the Big Man (ASM 10), after going legit, he got his job back at the Bugle and posed as “Patch,” who was an informant. The fact that the writers are pulling from so many past stories serves as a reminder of how rich a history they have already established in only 32 issues. Where might they go next?

Events being what they are, Spidey also decides to look up his old friend Dr. Connors, who in issue #6 was the villain the Lizard. Remember him? Previously, Spider-Man helped Dr. Connors overcome his reptilian affliction, and now the man is willing to do whatever he can, to help Spider-Man in return. It’s good to have friends in positions of power, with useful knowledge. Especially when one of your arch-enemies from long ago is interfering with your plans to get a healing potion to your poor sick dying aunt.

BAD BLOOD
Yes, poor Aunt May is sick. Again. Actually, she’s been sick off and on most of the time we’ve known her, but what can you expect from someone who’s drawn as if she’s 120 years old? Despite what her previous ailments may have been, at this point her doctors have determined that her condition is caused by radioactivity in her blood.

Really? How did that happen? Going back again to issue #10, as Aunt May was having a different medical issue, Peter donated his blood. At first he was reluctant, concerned the radioactivity from his fateful spider bite could be passed on to Aunt May, but he breathed a sigh of relief when the medical professionals informed him his blood was perfectly okay. Well, guess what? They were wrong. And now Aunt May is at death’s door, and once again, as when Uncle Ben died, Peter is involved, and torn up with guilt.

As much as I hate all these horrible things that are happening to poor Peter, I also love it (not in a perverse way, though, I assure you). None of the Marvel titles I’m reading have ever been as simple as “Good guy fights bad guy, good guy wins, The End,” but these multiple efforts to dig deep into the rich history of this title show an impressive level of sophisticated storytelling. The sudden appearance of both a nearly-forgotten villain, quickly followed by an equally nearly-forgotten ally, hits the reader like a lightning bolt. Pretty soon, Marvel won’t even have to bother making up new villains and heroes; they can just keep pulling from their already ample stable of characters.

Now, here’s my second personal “So!…We meet again!” story. In 2003, I took my kids to see The Pirates of the Caribbean. Fun times, to be sure! One of my favorite characters from the film was Captain Barbossa, as entertaining as he was evil. (Also, I am a longtime fan of Geoffrey Rush. If you keep reading my blog long enough, you’ll soon become convinced there are very few actors who aren’t on my “Ooh! I like him!” list.) So it was more than a little disappointing when Barbossa was shot dead by Jack Sparrow at the end of the first film.

Or…was he?? In the next installment…there he is again, in all his swaggering glory, making a surprise appearance in the very last scene. GASP!! Could it be?? And I do mean “Gasp!” I distinctly remember gasping and grabbing my daughter’s arm when Barbossa appeared. Did anyone else see that coming? Or, twenty years ago, was I not yet as savvy a filmgoer as I am now? Twenty years ago, I had next to nil exposure to the world of comics, so I was probably not aware of a lot of story strategies for these epic types of adventures with larger-than-life characters. I had not yet heard the saying “If you don’t see the body, they’re not dead.” (Russ likes to add, “If you DO see the body, they’re still not dead!”) So the idea of characters coming “back from the dead” was not something I generally considered as a possibility.

But in the world of comics, and in the world of entertainment in general (if you’re paying attention…) anything can happen. And usually does. My point is, it’s always fun to be surprised. In comics, I mean. And entertainment. But not always so much in real life. I prefer my drama to be literary, not literal. (See my earlier recounting of my “dark years.”)

POOR PETER
So, there are some things about comic book stories that perhaps cannot be anticipated, but on the other side of this equation, there are other things upon which we can steadily rely. In The Amazing Spider-Man series, it’s this:

Poor Peter. Can I ever get through my thoughts about this title without at some point lamenting “Poor Peter”? Nothing goes right for this kid. Every story seems to contain at least some of the many stresses that unrelentingly plague our hapless hero. Not only is there no relief from all his girl troubles, money troubles, bully troubles, villain troubles, ailing aunt, and having to deal with a blowhard of a boss, but as time goes on, each of these concerns grows only more intense.

For poor Peter’s sake, I would like to inject a note of hope. If I had to guess, I would say Aunt May does eventually receive her dose of the healing ISO-36 and gets better. And STAYS better. Of course, since she appears an appropriate online date for Ingmar Bergman’s Death figure from The Seventh Seal, we probably can’t depend upon her being around indefinitely. And unfortunately (and again I’m only guessing), but when Aunt May finally dies, it seems likely Spider-Man will somehow be involved, and poor Peter will once again be racked with guilt.

But I hope the writers grant him at least a short reprieve during which he can feel his beloved elder relative is doing as well as possible.

Before we can get to anything approximating an at least partially happy ending, Spidey must first overcome the cliffhanger at the end of issue #32. We leave him trapped under enormous beams that have fallen from the ceiling, unable to reach the life-saving isotope…upon which a steady drip, drip, drip is threatening to flood the entire room. And even if he can get out from under the beams and secure the ISO-36 before the room is flooded, he will then have to fight his way through a legion of the Master Planner’s minions. And even if he can get past this small army, the clock is ticking as the serum is losing potency: will Spider-Man be able to deliver it to Dr. Connors in time for him to get it to Aunt May and save her life? OMG! How will this ever turn out?

For the answer to these and other alarming questions, I guess we’ll have to wait until next issue, when…we meet again…

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X-MEN #16: Creative Solutions

Published: January, 1966

“The Supreme Sacrifice!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Pencils: Jay Gavin
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Art Simek

Russ and I often joke about our “superpowers.” Russ claims he can turn a red traffic light green by staring at it a long time. More impressively, one of mine is the infallible propensity for determining the exact size container for storing leftovers. But—and experience has borne this out—together, our most amazing superpower is the ability to recognize and solve problems—sometimes even before they occur. Life is nothing if not a series of problems that demand solutions. But we have a saying here at Casa Chappell: “Problem?? No problem! Solution!”

Developing a plan for how to store cans in the pantry so you can see them all and don’t have to move them around and risk dropping one on your toes just so you can have a bowl of soup may not rise to the level of a superhero vanquishing a dreaded foe who is hell-bent on taking over the universe, but hey…soup! Right? It’s worth celebrating, in our own little way.

So if we normal human beings, living normal human lives, can be deeply appreciative of the human capacity for developing creative solutions to our normal human problems, how much more is this true for the superhero, who faces exceptionally unique and consequential dilemmas?

This issue of X-Men expertly showcases how these young and still somewhat inexperienced superheroes use both their ordinary and extraordinary skills to get them out of a jar of pickles—without dropping it on their toes! Let’s take a look.

KNOW WHEN TO HOLD ’EM, KNOW WHEN TO FOLD ’EM
In this final installment of a three-part story, the giant robotic Sentinels have captured and imprisoned the X-Men in an impenetrable Heavy Grav Globe. After many attempts at using their superpowers to break out of the globe, the X-Men finally recognize the futility of attacking their situation with superpowers, and instead decide on a “Plan B,” which utilizes not only their super-strengths, but also their intelligence and cunning. And as soon as the opportunity presents itself…success! Not to say it’s easy, but the combination of patience, powers, coordination and sheer desperation finally puts them on the other side of the Heavy Grav Globe, fighting and ultimately defeating the Sentinels.

Meanwhile, Master Mold, the leader of the Sentinels, has been repeatedly bullying scientist Bolivar Trask in an attempt to gain his cooperation in creating an even bigger army of Sentinels. Trask refuses several times, but when the Master Mold threatens the destruction of an entire city unless Trask helps, the hapless scientist finally relents, reasoning that “Where there’s life, there’s hope. We may still find a way…” And he holds on to that hope for as long as he possibly can, right up to the last split-second, when he finally determines that hope has indeed run out.

Up until that last moment, it’s reasonable to suspect Trask is only trying to save himself. But eventually he also comes around to his own “Plan B,” putting an absolute end to the technology that produces more Sentinels. This momentous decision results in his own death…but so be it. When there is clearly no other path, he makes this ultimate sacrifice for the good of all mankind.

Of course this hearkens back to Spock’s Star Trek maxim, “The good of the many outweighs the good of the few.” Trask’s emotional insistence on “hope” is good to a point, but in the end, logic must supersede, even at great personal risk. This is bravery, textbook heroism—and it is this final act that transforms Trask from a well-meaning but misguided adversary into a full-fledged hero.

ACHILLES HEEL
Of course, being a hero is always easier, when your foe possesses a glaringly conspicuous Achilles Heel. For all their power, the Sentinels have some major shortcomings. Sticking with our Star Trek motif, in so many ways, they resemble the Borg: slow moving, individually slow-witted, lacking the capacity for independent thought and creative solutions. Sure, there’s power in numbers, but as in any bureaucracy, numerous nameless minions in an elaborate chain of command does tend to slow things down.

The Sentinel’s most conspicuous Achilles Heel is that they are slow moving. “Whew! Lucky for me they’re so slow moving,” says Cyclops, as he leaps out of the way of a Sentinel’s chest ray. When Marvel Girl turns her powers upon a single Sentinel, she quickly realizes that even a single Sentinel is too much for her telekinetic powers to manipulate. But by using a bit of that good old-fashioned creative problem-solving, she decides instead to focus on only the arms, moving them backwards, which eventually causes the Sentinel to topple over and crash to the ground.

GROWING UP BEFORE OUR VERY EYES
As anyone who’s ever been a parent surely knows, there is a great deal of joy to be had in watching your children learn to figure things out for themselves. As referenced above, there’s quite a bit of that in this story. But wait…there’s more! For instance, Jean uses her powers through a wall. She can’t even see what she’s doing, but somehow gets it done. Necessity is the Mother of Invention? I would add: “Problem…? Solution!”

Also, Jean helps Angel glide over a fire by lifting him telekinetically, protecting his wings from the flames. This is the first time she uses her powers to levitate both herself and someone else at the same time. Yet another handy application of her powers!

I was somewhat taken aback by Angel inwardly admitting he has always felt superior to the rest of them because he can fly. (Of course, Marvel Girl’s newly developed power to levitate herself is awfully close to flying, isn’t it?) Now, admittedly, any insect that flies is so much scarier than any insect that doesn’t. (Though scampering away at top speed is also disconcerting…) So I can understand why Angel would feel this way about his particular superpower. However, after everything that happens in this issue, I wouldn’t be surprised if Angel now begins to feel differently, to see himself more as an equal to his teammates, rather than above them. (Though, technically, of course, he is often above them…)

Poor Beast is unconscious for a good deal of this story, but once he gets his wits about him again, he utilizes them in a most advantageous manner, carrying the stricken Iceman across his thighs. “There’s more than one way to skin a cat!” he exclaims. Of all the X-Men, I am least surprised that Beast has employed his creative problem-solving skills to resolve an immediate dilemma.

Speaking of Iceman, there’s a lovely moment when he is finally recognized as a “Man” rather than just a boy. His innovative solution to use ice to create pressure to crack the walls of the Heavy Grav Globe ultimately doesn’t work, but it was a good try. When Iceman despairs, “I failed you!” Cyclops prefaces his praise with “Don’t ever say that again, boy!…You’re as much of a man as any of us!” (Ahem? I think Marvel Girl would take exception?)

Speaking of Cyclops, the fact that he seizes the opportunity to offer positive encouragement to the youngest member of the team expertly illustrates how he is developing his leadership skills. Early in the story, the Narrator describes Cyclops as “the dedicated deputy leader,” but during this crisis, our deputy leader embraces his role more strongly than we have yet seen. I’m reminded of this scene from Avengers, when Captain America rises to his position as leader of the group by employing not only his super-human strength, but also his confident leadership skills to create a plan to succeed against the Chitauri attacking from the skies.

This is such a great moment for the coming together of the Avengers, and I include it here because it so strongly reminds me of the events of this X-Men story. After much individual action and peril, the X-Men all eventually gather together in one spot and Cyclops says, “We’re no safer—no better off—but, at least we’re together!” Developing the ability to cohere together as a team in a healthy manner is also a mark of maturity. All the X-Men are developing individually, but all these individual personal improvements ultimately combine to make them stronger together.

But let’s not stop there! Elaborate problem-solving under intense pressure may still be relatively new for our young X-Men, but Professor X naturally exudes this skill. It’s sort of in his name, Professor X—he’s always thinking. In this issue, the Professor recalls an incident from two issues earlier, when a certain Sentinel was inexplicably incapacitated. Xavier surmises that discovering the answer to this mystery could be their greatest clue on how to take down the whole bunch. Of course, we expect smart and creative thinking from Professor X, but this development also signals a maturing of the level of storytelling, as the events from two issues ago become integral to the resolution of the entire dilemma.

THE GREAT ESCAPE
I cannot leave this issue without also noting that the conclusion of this three-part story plays out as cinematic in both scope and execution. The X-Men have defeated the Sentinels, and Trask has sacrificed himself for the good of all humanity. Yet peril still remains: a tremendous wall of fire threatens their lives unless they can find a way to get past it. Working together, each X-Man does their best to save his (or her) comrades. Once again: stronger together!

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS…
In the last panel, the Narrator summarizes this three-part story with this: “Beware the Fanatic! Too often his CURE is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!” While this pronouncement is indeed as heavy-handed as it sounds, I will now echo it with my fervent hope that we citizens of 2024 will take this warning to heart and use our own problem-solving skills to evaluate our situation to come up with creative solutions to the many problems we will face in the world today if we don’t “beware” the fanatics, grow up, get over ourselves and learn how to cooperate. We may not have the superpowers of the X-Men, but if we employ their same level of loyalty and unity against our current quandaries, surely we can make this world a better place.

Sermon over. The Mass has ended. You may now go in peace, to contemplate how lessons learned in Marvel Comics might mirror and improve our lives…if only we keep ourselves open to the challenge of solving problems by seeking out creative solutions.

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TALES TO ASTONISH #75: Reckless

Published: January, 1966

“Not All My Power Can Save Me!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Illustrations: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Sam Rosen

This issue begins with one of my favorite moments in Marvel Comics so far. Following the progression of Hulk, I have sometimes been confused regarding the scope of his powers, and whether he is hero, villain…or something in-between. The writers often seem uncertain exactly what to do with Hulk, so I’ve been wondering when and how his character will finally “gel.” Even now, there are still so many unanswered questions, but in this issue, it is Hulk himself who is asking the questions.

Having recently retired from the Rat Race (dramatics: it was not that bad…), I find myself in a position to do whatever I want. I, of course, had many months to think this through, and as an obsessive planner, I’ve mapped out things extensively on a massive To-Do List. Hulk, on the other hand, is unexpectedly thrown into his current situation, when the Leader, to whom he owes a debt, dons the accursed Ultimate Machine helmet…and immediately drops dead. Though feeling no remorse, Hulk notes that he is no longer beholden to anyone; he is his own man once again. “I’m free…” he reflects, but then, in what can only be imagined as a tone of confusion and exasperation, adds, “to do WHAT??”

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
This feels more like an existential crisis than anything Hulk has yet experienced. This is not toddler Hulk, angrily exclaiming “Hulk smash!” But it’s also not the Bruce Banner voice of reason still buried deep within his psyche, advising him to assist the good guys and strive for justice. Here, Hulk is simply a semi-cognizant being, suddenly asking himself, “If I could do anything in the whole wide world…what would I do?”

The strain of this question seems too much to bear, because almost immediately he embarks on a path of reckless behavior. He could have listened to his inner Banner, but chooses against that path, for he realizes he is now separating from Banner more and more, and he likes it that way.

However, when Hulk hears Rick Jones, he realizes Jones is a friend and decides to help him. A good-guy activity, to be sure…but he makes this decision not because of friendship, but more so because “it’ll give me somethin’ to do!” Somethin’ to fight and smash! This is Hulk’s comfort zone, and he falls right back into it.

MEN BEHAVING BADLY
After causing the death of the Leader, the Ultimate Machine goes back to the Watcher, who comments, “It will be many millenniums [sic] before mankind is ready for it.” Human fascination with technology is so overwhelming that curious—and greedy—souls, like the Leader, are anxious to try something new and exciting, without first determining the consequences. And now, even after Hulk has witnessed the Leader sent to his doom by this overwhelming technology, yes, even now, he also is STILL willing to try it! With no clear scientific proof for his reasoning, Hulk figures his thicker skin will protect him. He’s taking a big chance. Is Hulk a gambler, and if so, by nature or nurture? Or is he just too depressed and wrapped up in his existential crisis to give a damn what happens to him? Either way, he cannot resist pushing that button.

All that being said, for Hulk, who lives a life full of danger and has only himself to worry about, this reckless risk may not actually be that big of a surprise. But he isn’t the only one in this story pushing a button without knowing what might happen next.

A SHOT IN THE DARK
Led by General “Thunderbolt” Ross, the military has come into possession of Bruce Banner’s impressive T-Gun. Looks like it packs a punch…but they have never tested it and honestly, they have no idea what it does. Yet Ross gives the command to use it on Hulk because “it’s the only thing that may STOP him!” His emphasis is on “STOP,” but should really land on “MAY.” Ross is willing to risk everything to destroy Hulk. Are his priorities out of whack, or is this the inevitable conclusion of a grudge match between two strong macho personalities?

TIME TRAVEL
But let’s back up a bit. T-Gun. Why in the world did Banner even build a device that was never meant to be used? He was trying to learn if a blast that alters light waves could send a person into a different time. It appears the answer is “Yes!” for our reluctant hero is transported to the future—where Washington, DC has been destroyed, and the local inhabitants hail Hulk as “he, of whom our ANCIENT legends tell!”

Time Travel is back, baby! After completing last year’s 1965 Awards, I realized Time Travel had not been a major theme that year, but here it is once again, and I’m actually surprised at how excited I am to see it. Dystopian society much? Bring it on!

BUTTERFLY EFFECT
So…Hulk recklessly dons the Ultimate Machine headwear, and General Ross shoots off a super-weapon with no idea of the consequences. But who in this story is more reckless than the Watcher? He interferes yet again, not knowing what will happen. He, who should know better! After all, his entire philosophy is that he does not interfere, he only watches. He knows that if he interferes, he might change the course of history. I’m assuming The Watcher has read the chapter in his Watcher’s Manual regarding the potentially devastating impact of the Butterfly Effect. And yet, time after time…after time, he continues to break his own rule. You know the saying: “You had ONE JOB!!” The Watcher has only one job. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in a story doing only what he says he is supposed to do, i.e. WATCH.

“The End of the Quest!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Adam Austin
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Sam Rosen

But now let’s turn the page to the other story in this issue. Sub-Mariner’s saga provides a comforting contrast to what’s happening on the surface world. As seen in the previous issue, Namor decided to rescue Dorma from the Faceless Ones, rather than continue his quest for the Trident, which would assure the return of his kingdom. Bold choice…but is it reckless—as reckless as the behaviors blindly chosen by those in Hulk’s world?

One is immediately reminded of Spock’s logic that “The good of the many outweighs the good of the one.” Yeah, that Spock is a good talker, isn’t he? But when push comes to shove, he actually chose to save Kirk’s life. Sacrificing himself in the process. So, to some degree, you might say Spock was reckless. Reckless…yet also incredibly noble.

Namor is kind of like Spock (and it’s not just about the eyebrows and ears). He carries the stricken Dorma rather than the Trident, again valuing her life most of all. And fortunately for him, King Neptune, who sees all and knows all, is impressed with his sacrifice. Since Neptune is the autocrat of the sea, he makes an on-the-spot decision that instantly alleviates Namor’s dilemma: he gets to keep the girl AND his kingdom as well! If only he can make it back to the Revitalizer Ray in time to keep dear Dorma from death!

Namor chooses…wisely. He does not behave badly.

However, we do see a small moment of existential crisis for Namor, or at least that’s what I read into this panel:

Here the Narrator offers up a rousing poetic defense of the power of Namor as the “strongest of all who live beneath the swirling seas!” But note the weary monarch’s mood. Immediately he thinks, “I survived that first attack…but, I may not be so fortunate a second time!” Maybe Namor didn’t hear the Narrator’s words of praise? Is he losing confidence? Or has he had his fill of Epic Romanticism on this harrowing quest, and is now incorporating a good dose of common-sense reality into his plans? Or is he simply, frankly…exhausted?

When a character contradicts the Narrator, does this count as an existential crisis? Or are the writers merely encouraging us to feel and think and vicariously experience the full scope of emotions? Either way, they’ve hit all the bases in this issue. One Job? Accomplished!

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