STRANGE TALES #135: Déjà vu

Published: August, 1965

“The Man for the Job!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Artie Simek

“Eternity Beckons!”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Sam Rosen

When it comes to Marvel, there are two types of people in the world. I hope no one who is a long-time reader of Marvel Comics will be offended when I call your group the Comic Nerds. These are the people who for decades have been familiar with every character the MCU now brings to the screen. When watching the trailer for the first Thor movie, these people exclaim, “Cool! It’s Sif, Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg!” Not only did I not know these Asgardians on sight, but even now, after seeing them in several movies, I still cannot remember their names. These people gasp when they first see the close-up of Thanos in the after-credits of The Avengers, because they know who he is, and can imagine what’s coming.

My husband Russ is in this group. He has no problem calling himself a Comic Nerd. In fact, he often jokes that all the comic nerds look at the Marvel Chronology Project and say, “Man! Those guys are nerds!” (All other nerds TREMBLE before them!)

I, on the other hand, have most of my life been pretty much one of the other type of people in the world. In 2000, my kids dragged me off to see X-Men, which was, by the way, awesome, but at the time, I had no idea where these characters and stories originated, how long they’d been around, and frankly, that background simply wasn’t important to me at the time. I’d just enjoyed a great movie, and that was good enough.

When the MCU was just starting to rev its engines in 2009 with Iron Man, like probably most people, I had almost no understanding of who Iron Man was, except that he was some sort of superhero. (Some non-nerds were probably familiar with the Black Sabbath song Iron Man, but at that time, I was not even that much in the loop.) Before I met Russ, if you had mentioned any particular superhero or supervillain to me, I probably could not have guessed with greater than 50% accuracy whether they were Marvel or DC. In fact, I probably could not have accurately described the difference between Marvel and DC.

By 2009, however, I’d already been with Russ for several years, so now I more deeply understood and appreciated the differences between Marvel and DC, the backgrounds of particular characters, and the considerations of what we might see in future movies. So this is where I now have to expand my understanding to include a third type of person in the world: the one who is no longer content to simply say, “That was a great movie! Where now, IHOP or Applebee’s?” This third type, either by association with a Comic Nerd, or by simply educating themselves on the internet, or industriously reading past comics on their own, is now in this nebulous area between the die-hard aficionado and the casual viewer. This type knows more…yet not enough. When you’re in this group (which I’ll call the Marvel Student), like the philosopher, you know…and yet, you know what you don’t know.

That’s where I am now, and that’s how I approach this new title, Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD.

DIFFERENT…YET FAMILIAR…
From start to finish, even as I enjoyed watching Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, I knew I must be missing a lot. Think of how children love The Simpsons, even while so many cultural references fly right over their heads to douse Mom and Dad with additional laughter. Cracking open this issue of Strange Tales, I quickly see that reading this new title will fill in some blanks for me, so I can enjoy the entire Marvel Universe on a deeper level.

Immediately on the splash, we see the implementation of a Life Model Decoy (LMD), which of course was a big part of several SHIELD storylines. So, yeah, I know this… but now I’m seeing the first appearance. Ah ha! It’s starting to occur to me that this new title may be able to fill in a lot of those blanks.

Next, Fury is being escorted around the Pentagon by some guy in a green suit and yellow hat. Though never mentioned by name, right off the bat, I’m getting a vibe that this could be Agent Phil Colson—one of my favorite characters from SHIELD (except in season six, when he wasn’t really Colson…). I may have to wait till a future issue to find out for sure (or I may never find out!), but they give this guy a flying car, so…hmmmm… The point is, I’m now beginning a story where I’m wondering if an unnamed character is someone I’m already familiar with.

After this, another familiar mode of transportation makes its first appearance: the heli-carrier. The creators are so intent on making the reader understand what an awesome apparatus this is, they give it a full page, complete with a giant “WHOOOM!” and a couple of nearby aircraft to put its size and might into perspective. About this time, I’m beginning to think…now we’re cookin’ with gas!!

The loudest “Wow” of course is the introduction of the dreaded Hydra. “Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place…Hail Hydra!” exclaims Agent H, reciting an eerily familiar mantra from both SHIELD and other Marvel movies. And just in case, at this early stage, you are doubting how ruthless Hydra might be, the minion who lets Fury get away is shown no mercy whatsoever, zapped out of existence without a second thought.

So it appears we’ve crossed a line. We now live in a world where Hydra is a threat. Hydra may have been in Howling Commandos, but not being a fan of war stories, I don’t read those, so I can’t say for sure. But I do know that in the 1960’s world of mainstream comic heroes and villains, till now, the only other representations of organized villainy have been gangsters and Nazis. And as deplorable as Nazis are, Hydra is plainly different, more menacing, and clearly in need of more opposing firepower.

And who do you call on when you need that kind of firepower? Well, who else but playboy arms inventor Tony Stark! Tony’s got a lot on his plate these days, running Stark Industries, moonlighting as Iron Man, as well as constantly agonizing over all his personal soap opera dilemmas involving Happy and Pepper. No wonder he had to quit the Avengers! Even superheroes must have limits on how much they can handle! It appears this gig of overseeing the special weapons section of SHIELD must have kicked in just about the same time he left the Avengers. Unless he was also doing this, off-camera, the whole time he was in the Avengers? It boggles the mind!

NICK FURY, MAN OF MYSTERY
And there’s something else that boggles my mind. I understand that superheroes may be able to spin a lot more plates at one time than the average person, so maybe Nick Fury is not an average person after all, but I’ve got a couple of questions I need to ask about him.

First, how is it that he apparently hasn’t aged? Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos depicts his WWII adventures, but the guy we see here, twenty years later, doesn’t look that much older. Ruggedly good-looking, but not appearing to have retirement plans uppermost in his mind. I know there are people who somehow, magically, age extremely slowly. Sometimes they go under the knife to prolong their youthful appearance, but sometimes not. Remember Dick Clark? How about Jared Leto, or John Stamos? Nowadays, Paul Rudd is the prime example of this phenomenon. So is that what’s going on here? Does Fury simply have good genes? Or is our only explanation going to be that he is in the unquestioned “Eternal Now”?

Secondly, I can’t help wondering about that eye patch. When I first met Fury at the end of Iron Man, Samuel L. Jackson is wearing the eye patch. This is my image of Fury—eye patch, long black coat, smart, tough talk, and no nonsense, always cutting straight to the heart of the matter. As I mentioned, I’m not very familiar with Fury’s history with the Howling Commandos, and I haven’t seen enough of him yet to know for sure how his personality will line up with the Jackson portrayal, but I can keep track of that eye patch.

No eye patch in Howling Commandos. Then he makes a cameo appearance in Fantastic Four #21—no eye patch. But in his next cameo, in Avengers #18…there it is! So what happened to him between FF#21 and Avengers #18? I hate that Fury has to have an eye patch, but if he must, we would have expected it to be due to a war injury (which is why the Captain Marvel after-credits scene with Goose the cat is so funny and so effective). But apparently, the eye patch is the result of something other than a war injury.

A few more conundrums: when Fury “appears” in Avengers #18, it is only in a thought bubble, as Cap wonders why Fury has not yet answered his letter. But how does Cap know about the eye patch, yet not know that Fury is no longer working for the Pentagon? As a representative of the United States government (at one point he is a CIA agent; at another, he is rumored to be engaged in counterespionage for the Army), how public of a figure has Fury been up till now? Did Cap recently see a news article about Fury (as a former war hero) having a horrible accident in which he lost an eye, and that’s why he’s now picturing him with an eye patch? But if, as a war hero, he is a public figure, why choose him to lead a SPY organization? Wouldn’t it make sense to pick someone else, equally qualified, who flies a little more under the radar?

The easy answer to all this, of course, is the most likely one: the writers screwed up. They weren’t thinking ahead, and they weren’t keeping track of the chronology of events like some people we know. But what fun is that? It’s up to us as fans to ask the questions, bake and twist the pretzels, and try to make sense of it.

AU REVOIR, TORCH AND THING
One thing that really makes sense to me, one place where the writers did not screw up, was in replacing the Torch and Thing title with this.

Actually, replacing Torch and Thing with anything is a move in the right direction. Those stories weren’t bringing anything to the table that FF wasn’t already doing better. Gee…I wonder how they took the news…

This first Nick Fury story alone shows so much potential, it’s completely new and different, adds greater depth to the Marvel universe. We now have a new genre: the spy story! What a James Bond vibe to the whole thing! It appears Fury will be somewhat of a 007, Stark has a bit of Q about him, and hey…a flying car!

Sure, I’ve seen all this before. So whether it’s James Bond movies, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, or other bits and pieces of the MCU, there’s a sense of Déjà vu about all this. Yes, déjà vu…and yet, so refreshing!

DR. STRANGE
In the accompanying Doctor Strange story, Eternity Beckons, the Déjà vu smells a bit stale. It only hearkens back to previous issues in this title. Nothing really new is happening here. This installment is the sixth in a continuing story that’s been going around in circles. With a deep sigh, I’m thinking…It’s time for something significant to HAPPEN!

Okay, Sir Baskerville is a new character, but his telepathic communication is, at this point, a staple of both Marvel heroes and villains. Been there, done that. What else have you got?

Baskerville at first presents himself as a friend to Strange but turns out to be a foe instead. In the world of Dr. Strange, where nothing is what it seems, there’s no particular reason to trust a new character…until they prove themselves. And as the saying goes, character is what you do when no one is watching. When Strange is otherwise occupied, and only we readers are watching, Baskerville rats out Strange to Mordo. Maybe that was a big reveal back in 1965, but for me, a jaded 21st century entertainment junkie, that moment is not as dramatic as the writers intended.

Only two significant events happen in these ten pages:

First, a type of “security camera” rewind of the footage reveals that the girl with the crazy white hair is a “traitor,” so now her life is in danger. If you care about her, and I do—because she has proven herself, with noble and selfless acts when no one but the readers are watching—this is distressing.

In this issue we also see Dr. Strange discover that Dormammu is pulling Mordo’s strings. Yet, even as he comes to this “revelation,” he admits he is merely confirming what he already suspected. So he’s not surprised. And, frankly, neither are we.

Early in the story, the writers try to trick us into believing that something exciting and unexpected is going to happen by having Strange say, “Once again I must do the unexpected!” But honestly…nothing is new or unexpected in this story. Strange uses trickery and spells, just as we expect he will. The ruse with the cape in the suit of armor is easily figured out. At one point, he reasons that Mordo’s evil spirits will expect him to flee—but we the readers expect no such thing. He already did that a few issues back, and since he is a hero, we know he will not always run away.

The problem with the world of Dr. Strange is that in any story that relies on magic to propel the plot, you really aren’t surprised by anything that happens. Paradoxically, the only surprise would be if nothing “surprising” happened. And so the repeated attempts to surprise us begin to feel like a warm, comfortable blanket. Because of course, there is a certain level of comfort in knowing what is going to happen—even if it’s the comfort of not knowing what’s going to happen. Does that make sense?

In one of the earliest Daredevil stories, I got a big kick out of Owl exclaiming “A girl!” when he unexpectedly ran into Karen Page. The same thing happens in this story, when Dormammu rolls the tape of Strange’s snazzily dressed white-haired friend taking off with the power-draining device. “A girl!” he exclaims, and once again I chuckle, and it feels like a moment of Déjà vu. Which is fun and fine. But at this point in this multi-issued drama, we really need something more than a chuckle to compel us to keep reading.

Now that Dr. Strange has a new page-partner, maybe he would do well to let a little of that Nick Fury real-world cutting-edge sensibility seep over to add some truly surprising zing to his meandering storyline. An unexpected collision of genres would seem a sort of déjà vu for this now-seasoned student of Marvel Comics, and I wouldn’t mind at all.

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TALES TO ASTONISH #70: Disenchantment Under the Sea

Published: August, 1965

“The Start of the Quest!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Adam Austin
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

“To Live Again!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Artie Simek

For regular readers of this blog, it’s no secret I’ve always been a big fan of Sub-Mariner. So, when I saw our friend/fiend from under the sea rising up to captain his own title, I was giddy with expectation! This new view of the Marvel Universe will surely take us places we don’t usually get to go.

Unfortunately, in this first issue, it seems that whether by land or by sea, Marvel still insists on visiting so many of the hackneyed romantic tropes of the 1960’s. Sigh…yeah, a bit disappointed. But somehow, when it’s the archaic Atlanteans engaging in this drivel, it feels more…shall we say, epic. Legendary. So, it’s a mixed bag.

Let me explain what I’m talking about.

TOXIC MASCULINITY
Hawkeye’s always been a braggart, but since joining the Avengers, he’s done nothing but beating his chest in a Tarzan-like show of machismo. Later this month, Thor (and I’ll deal with him when I get to the Meanwhile post) goes to Olympus and immediately puts on a tough-guy performance, rather than taking the time to read the room and realize what course of action can best achieve his goal. In a similar vein, Namor starts by spurning lovelorn Dorma’s offer of assistance. And you know what the poet says: Hell hath no fury like a woman spurned. Or scorned? Whatever; you get the idea.

Namor could have prospered with Dorma as an ally, but instead chose to alienate her. And she turns against him, ordering the guards to shackle him and take him to the new despot, Krang. Things go from bad to worse, and…sorry, Namor; it’s your own damn fault.

TWISTED LOVE
Of course, I’m not much understanding Dorma’s behavior, either. “Let me see that he has lost his throne forever,” she declares, “for, only then may I hope to win his heart!” Huh? What kind of twisted love is this?

Does Dorma believe Namor can only be loyal to the “crown,” and it’s only if he loses his crown that he will be free to love her? Does she consider that he might be emotionally mature enough to walk and chew gum at the same time? If she really thinks Namor is such a great guy, why can’t she conceive of a scenario where he loves both her AND his kingdom? A normal, well-adjusted human could pull off both at the same time. And Namor is, after all, half-human. But perhaps Dorma knows him too well. Perhaps she knows that, like Captain Kirk of the Enterprise, Namor is not actually capable of diversifying his affections.

Dorma may know Namor, but I’m not sure she has a similar level of self-awareness. Clearly, the girl has self-esteem issues, but I’m not sure where they’re coming from. Is this what happens when you fall in love with a single-minded sea god? Or is this merely the 1960’s cinematic hogwash that a woman who is hopelessly devoted to a guy that treats her like crap must therefore love more truly and more deeply than any woman who sticks up for herself?

TIME TRAVEL
I feel like I’m having a Back to the Future moment. You remember: movie from the 1980’s about traveling back to the 1950’s (which is just as entertaining today). Sub-Mariner is a tale from the 1940’s, thrust forward into the 1960’s, and now being read by me in the 2020’s. So I’m not surprised, if something gets lost in the translation.

Not only that, but here we are in an ancient fictional world which, of course, no one writing about that world really knows how people talked or acted; it’s all conjecture. Getting back to Star Trek, we laugh at it now, but in the 1960’s, Gene Roddenberry imagined all the cool chicks in the 23rd century wearing mini-skirts and go-go boots. The writers of Sub-Mariner in the 1940’s no doubt employed a different set of standards than the writers of the 1960’s. And not much of it stands the test of time, as we fast forward 50 years.

I’m speaking very generally here of course, but even today, women are still subconsciously instructed to always put others before themselves. (Who gets the whole cookies? Dad and the kids. Who gets the broken cookies? Mom saves those for herself…) For too long, a woman who is “selfish” enough to want the best for herself is looked down on, as not being a good woman, or even a decent human being. As not only an Atlantean woman, but also a fictional character from the 1940’s/1960’s, Dorma does not enjoy the benefit of the Women’s Liberation movement, or any of the advancements made in human interactions in the last half-century.

So maybe it’s not right to fault her. Maybe she’s merely the natural product of her times. I’m just saying that I find the way these characters are treating each other both baffling and distasteful.

DORMA STRONG
And it’s a shame, because I’m sensing so much lost potential. Both Namor and Dorma are clearly strong characters, and if they pooled their resources, think of the power couple they could be! Think of the good they could do for their kingdom! (And that may yet happen, I don’t know, but if you do, please don’t spoil me in the Comments!) At the moment, however, Dorma’s potential is cut short by one thing: the men in her life—including the men writing her. They’re not letting her shine as she ought. If she weren’t as strong as she is, she would simply shrink back into the seaweed and not even approach King Namor. But she does, and she has ideas, she has a plan on how she can help him. In a way, I understand her getting pissed off enough to set the guards on him. I just don’t understand, “Let me bring him as low as he can go, and THEN he’ll learn to love me!” But maybe in the world she lives in, with the man she’s dealing with, that’s the only remaining option.

This new title also features the art of Adam Austin. I was excited to see a new artist’s name, and wanted so much to like his work, but…alas, not so much. My main complaint is that every character has slanted eyes, as if they’re Asian. In these comics of the 1960’s, Asian is a common stereotype for villains, so…just spit-balling here…maybe Austin was instructed to subliminally depict everyone in such a way that, despite the many exotic attractions of the Atlantean world, the readers would always be reminded that these people are not like us, we can’t trust them. And poor Namor fares the worst; of course, he’s always had those arching eyebrows, but it almost looks like Austin is doing a caricature of him.

I also found the art somewhat “muddy,” and suspect the inker of being too heavy-handed. I understand that “Marvel Bullpen” is more than a cute code name. This really is a collaborative effort, and each team member can contribute&mdashor detract—from the quality of the final product. I’ve already identified some inkers I’m not particularly fond of, so it will be interesting to see how Mr. Austin fares, when drafted into a different crew.

NEW AND IMPROVED
Moving on to the Hulk story in the bottom half of this issue, the last time we saw Banner, he was declared dead. This time, Rick Jones steals Banner’s body, douses it with gamma rays, and brings him back to life as Hulk. But…surprise! Apparently now that there is a bullet lodged in the brain, a) Hulk cannot turn back to Banner, and b) even though he’s stuck in Hulk’s body, it’s Banner’s brain in control. I say! What interesting developments! I never could figure out Hulk before. Was he a superhero, villain, or simply anti-social? But with Banner in charge of the big, strong green body, well…now we’re cooking with gas! This is a major development for the title, one that is sure to generate much more interesting, complicated, and heroic storylines.

BITTERSWEET
Of course, the biggest development for the book this month is Sub-Mariner replacing Giant-Man and the Wasp, and I can’t leave without mentioning my bittersweet feelings. In the last issue, Giant-Man spoke of “retirement,” and I didn’t take him seriously. Now, I realize how foolish I was. This month, in addition to giving Hulk an upgrade, Marvel will also replace Torch & Thing with Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD (more on that next time), but up until the new roster of Avengers just a couple of months ago, things have been fairly stable for quite a while in Marvel comics.

I really didn’t think the creators would “retire” Giant-Man and the Wasp. But then, as I pondered further, it occurred to me…well, wait a minute. Maybe it is time for them to, if not retire, at least take an extended vacation. As much as I love the characters, the action has been pretty stale lately. There’s no arc storyline. They just fight villain after villain, Wasp gets captured, Giant-Man rescues her, more villains, more captures, more rescues, and so on. You could read these stories in any particular order; it wouldn’t really matter. I’m exceptionally interested in seeing their relationship progress, but that’s not happening to any great degree, so… why are we here?

You’ll notice I consider this to be “an extended vacation,” because I firmly believe we’ll see Giant-Man and Wasp in the comics again. First, with so much good material to choose from, it’s difficult to imagine the Marvel Cinematic Universe plucked them from the obscurity of only a handful of early 1960’s comics. But mostly, as characters go, there is just too much going on here, too much potential for soap opera and growth—potential that, for the moment, is squandered.

So I hope Hank and Jan are off somewhere, re-charging their batteries, having a few romantic dinners, evaluating their game plan, and will return before you know it, ready to tta58winktake their relationship, and their superhero antics, to the next level. And when that happens, Namor shouldn’t have to give up his return to the spotlight. The world of Marvel Comics should be big enough for all of them. And many more, my Spidey-sense is telling me, must be on the way.

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Meanwhile… : July, 1965

X-MEN #12

“The Origin of Professor X!”
Script: Stan Lee
Layouts: Jack Kirby
Pencils: Alex Toth
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
As the Juggernaut approaches the mansion, Xavier relates his origin. Xavier’s mother married his dead father’s partner, and Charles was bullied by his new step-brother, Cain. Years later, while fighting in Asia, the step-brothers discover a temple. When Cain removes a jewel, he is transformed into a monster, and a cave-in traps him. Charles escapes, but knows Cain will recover and come after him. Back in the present, Juggernaut defeats the X-Men and confronts the hapless Xavier.

WHAT’S HOT
LOOK THAT UP IN YOUR FUNK & WAGNALLS! By definition, a juggernaut cannot be stopped. He has no Achilles heel, which leaves me wondering how this is all going to turn out.

YELLOW: GOOD. When the light becomes very bright, the art effectively portrays not only the brightness, but also an eerie, menacing mood. Nice!

TWO-FER. This is an origin story, so…yay! Because I always love a good origin story. And not only that, but it’s actually two origin stories in one: both Professor X and our new villain, the Juggernaut. But then…sigh…the more I read, the more problems crop up. So, let’s move on to the “Nots.”

WHAT’S NOT
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! My first objection to this origin story is the way it’s being told, in bits and pieces whenever the danger abates just the tiniest bit. Is Professor X’s story the prime-time show…or the commercials? The storytelling feels so artificial and disjointed.

BS METER ALERT #1. Professor X may have Cerebro, but I possess a finely tuned BS Meter, and I’m going to use it. After young Charles becomes aware he can read minds, he STILL accepts a ride from the hateful Cain, in hopes that accepting Cain’s offer will make them better friends. Huh? First of all, generally speaking, offering someone a ride when they need it is more likely to score friendship points than simply accepting one. More importantly, you don’t have to read minds to know that Cain has absolutely zero interest in being friends with his little runt of a step-brother. Even I don’t need ESP to figure that one out! But Charles can read minds, so…there’s no excuse.

BS METER ALERT #2. Cain is losing control of the car and it’s about to go over the cliff, and as Prof. X remembers it, “I had used my own mental power to help Cain leap to safety!” Okay, color me confused but…what “mental power” does Charles possess that can “help Cain leap to safety”? But even more than that, why in the world would he risk his own life to save a jerk like Cain, who’s done nothing but cause him grief for years on end? If Charles was saving the life of his beloved fiancé, I might buy this—at least I would buy that he would try to save his fiancé. But there’s no reason for him to put his own life at risk to save the likes of Cain. It doesn’t make sense, so I’m here and now accusing the adult Charles Xavier of looking at the past through rose-colored glasses, in order to make himself come out looking like a freakin’ saint!

UH…DUH! Why does Prof. X, in the last panel, when he finally comes face to face with the Juggernaut, exclaim in surprise, “Then…it’s true! Cain Marko HAS become a human juggernaut!” It makes me wonder, the whole time he’s been telling the various installments of this origin story, whether or not he really believed what he was saying. One of the X-Men, upon seeing the Juggernaut, might have exclaimed, “Then…it’s true!” It wouldn’t have actually been cool for one of them to doubt what the Prof. is telling them, but it’s even less cool for Xavier to doubt his own story.

THE UN-SECRET. In issue #7, the point is made that only Scott knows about Cerebro, but then in issue #10, Professor X blabs about it. And now, on the splash of issue #12, Scott is once again claiming, “No one is supposed to know about the Professor’s Cerebro machine!” Yet, he was standing right there in issue #10 when the professor said, “If he were a true mutant, my sensitive Cerebro machine would have recorded his presence.” Well, which is it?

ASIAN X. I’m unhappy with the artistic portrayal of Prof. X in this issue. In almost every panel, with his high eyebrows and slanted eyes, he looks more like an Asian than the little blonde-haired boy he once was. There’s no credit for “art” in this issue—just inking by Vince Coletta, and pencils by Alex Toth. So, which one of them decided to portray Xavier as an Asian? Or is this simply a matter of too many cooks spoiling the broth?

“If only I dared TELL them I can read their minds!
But…they’d HATE me for it!”

— Charles Xavier

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STRANGE TALES #134

“The Challenge of the Watcher!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: Wallace Wood
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
The Watcher appears at the Baxter Building and warns Thing and Torch that Kang has travelled back to Camelot and tricked King Arthur and his knights into exile. Realizing that if Kang changes history, the twntieth century as they know will cease to exist, Ben and Johnny follow Kang into the past. While Thing battles Kang’s giant mechanical construct, Torch frees the captured Merlin, who rallies the Knights of the Round Table. The heroes defeat Kang and restore Arthur to the throne.

WHAT’S HOT
GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. I’ve been reading comics long enough now that I’ve developed favorite artists and letterers, and in this story, Bob Powell and Wallace Wood do not disappoint!

HERE AND NOW. At first, I’m confused when the Watcher says, “Even as I speak to you, I can observe (Kang) carrying out his plan”…in the past! So…does the Watcher exist in all times at once? A few pages later he confirms, “Time and Space are all the same to the Watcher.”

NEVER ENOUGH. Why do I suspect that as soon as Kang gets control of planet Earth, he’s going to set his sights on the entire universe? Sure enough, the moment he gets what he wants, he pouts, “I’m STILL not satisfied!” Spoken like a true super-villain!

WHAT’S NOT
WIGGLE WORDS. The Watcher says, “Although I am forbidden to meddle in the affairs of others, I CAN tell you…” How is the imparting of information not interfering? He constantly says he must never “interfere,” yet in this story, he issues a challenge to Torch and Thing. How is this not interfering? Then he literally sends Torch and Thing back to the past. Ummm…how is that not interfering?!

BUTTERFLY EFFECT. As Kang shifts the sands of time, he is not taking into consideration that though he may shape a world with no Fantastic Four or Avengers, he could also be allowing for much more powerful superheroes that will instantly crush him like a bug.

OATHKEEPERS, PART 1. The Knights of the Round Table make a deal with Kang, pledging to never return from exile until Kang permits it. They seal this oath with the words, “A Knight of the Table never breaks his solemn word!” This must be some strange new definition of the word “Never,” because several pages later, when Merlin returns, he easily spurs them to action against Kang. The Knights surround and attack him, and we can only assume Kang did not go to where they were in exile, they must have brought the fight to him.

THE PRIME RE-DIRECTIVE. I’ve never been a big fan of the Star Trek Prime Directive. It’s simply a MacGuffin to put up a roadblock to drive the plot. As soon as the plot is headed in the direction the creators desire, they forget all about the Prime Directive. Stan could have done very well writing stories for the Star Trek universe.

“Okay, okay! We get the message!
It’s time for Torchy ’n me to save the world again, huh?
And we probably gotta do it before dinnertime, too!”

— Thing


“Earth Be My Battleground”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Strange arrives back on Earth and visits the dying Ancient One. While in a coma, the Ancient One mentions “Eternity,” but Strange can find no reference to Eternity in the Master’s library. Hounded by Mordo’s astral agents, Strange battles Mordo on the astral plane. Meanwhile, hoping to distract Dormammu, the white-haired girl weakens the barrier protecting the Dark Dimension from the Mindless Ones. Dormammu withdraws his power from Mordo, allowing Stephen to escape, but Dormammu blames Mordo for the failure.

WHAT’S HOT
TAKE ONE AMULET BATH AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. Doctor Strange initiates healing for the Ancient One via the mystical energy of his amulet. Wouldn’t it be cool if magic was real, and healing was this easy?

PRETTY IN PINK. The girl with the crazy white hair is wearing a different top than she has in past appearances. So I guess they have “fashion” in the Dark Dimension?

RISK ASSESSMENT. The girl with the crazy white hair is willing to risk the destruction of her own world in order to help the noble earthling, Doctor Strange. She either has complete confidence in Dormammu’s ability to manage the Mindless Ones, or a giant crush on Stephen.

ATOMIC ART. According to this story, the atomic energy at the sun’s core can bring about a chemical change. I’m not a scientist, and I didn’t really pay a lot of attention in my science classes in school, so I have no idea if this is accurate, but I know enough to enjoy the red, white and black depiction of the unseen atomic energy.

CHICKEN! Doctor Strange is willing to risk his own life by flying too close to the sun. He challenges Mordo to a game of “Chicken” …and as someone who has decided he has nothing to lose, easily wins.

SECRET WEAPON. Mordo tells Dormammu that Strange had “the secret of survival in the sun’s core.” However, there was nothing magical about that secret, it was simply…COURAGE!

WHAT’S NOT
CTRL-F. It’s hard to believe that the Wizard’s entire library of mystical books contains not even one reference to “Eternity.”

IT WORKS WHEN YOU WORK IT. Dr. Strange chastises himself for forgetting to dissolve a spell which later makes him visible to one of Mordo’s spirit spies. How careless of him, and almost unforgivable, except that he later overcomes this faux pas and wins the day.

OATHKEEPERS, PART 2. Dormammu reasons that if he can get his henchman Mordo to eliminate Dr. Strange, “Once he is gone, I’ll be free of my oath.” Is that really how Oaths work? Or only here in the Dark Dimension, and only in the mind of an evil ruler such as Dormammu?

WHO’S MINDING THE DEVICE? The girl with the crazy white hair seizes a device capable of weakening the barrier that holds back the Mindless Ones. As we’ve learned before, she is the daughter of one of Dormamu’s closest disciples, but even so, she should not have so easily been able to accomplish such a high level security breach.

“And now I must lose myself in the night,
as I begin—the search for ETERNITY!”

— Doctor Strange

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TALES OF SUSPENSE #67

“Here Walk the Villains!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Sam Rosen
Reader: Me!

IN A NUTSHELL
Seeking revenge against the Avengers, Count Nefaria–now known as the Master of Dreams–plants dreams in Iron Man’s mind to fool him into thinking that his enemies are attacking him, believing that if Iron Man dies in a dream, he dies in real life. In his dream, Iron Man battles Unicorn, Jack Frost, Melter and others, but once he realizes it’s a dream, it short-circuits Nefaria’s machine. Meanwhile, Pepper convinces Happy to return to the fold.

WHAT’S HOT
THIS IS! SO COOL! Count Nefaria becomes “The Master! Of Dreams!” The letterer got so excited, he put an extra exclamation point right in the middle of the name of this newly transformed villain. Or was it the writer who insisted on this unconventional moniker, in order to make the Master’s powers sound more amazing! than they really are?

BEGORRA! At least Happy got to visit his grandpa.

POTTS PUTS IT RIGHT. And the punchline of this story is that by convincing Happy to come home, Pepper does what Iron Man could not. Sometimes a problem simply needs a woman’s touch. And she doesn’t even have to make a trans-Atlantic flight—either in the cabin of the plane, or magnetically stuck to the wing. All she has to do is pick up the phone.

WHAT’S NOT
KEEP ROLLING THE TAPE. The Master of Dreams can see Iron Man “focused dead-center” on his “world-wide electro-scanner.” Which makes me wonder…if he simply keeps watching just a little longer, won’t he eventually see Iron Man remove his helmet and reveal himself as Tony Stark?

MACHIAVELLI MUCH? Do Machiavellian characters actually call themselves Machiavellian?

“Would a character in a dream
TELL someone that he too is in a dream?”

— Iron Man


“Lest Tyranny Triumph!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Frank Ray
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Drugged by the Red Skull, Captain America leads a squadron of German soldiers on a training mission to assassinate America’s top military commander. Meanwhile, Bucky escapes from the clutches of the German army and attempts to rescue Cap. At the headquarters of the third reich, the Skull impresses Hitler with the hypnotized Cap, and the Skull sends Cap on his mission, unaware that Bucky has stowed aboard the plane. At Army HQ, Cap enters the general’s quarters, but hesitates. A German soldier helps Cap fire the gun.

WHAT’S HOT
EXPECTATIONS MET. I knew Cap would snap out of it in time…if he wasn’t already faking it.

BRAVE BUCKY. He may just be a little guy, but in this story, Bucky’s courage is as big as his heart and he gets the job done.

CLIFFHANGER. Who shot the General? Tune in next time, folks…

WHAT’S NOT
MARVEL, VE HAFF A PROBLEM! Distorted spellings meant to evoke German accents are extremely distracting in this story. This just doesn’t work in the printed media. First of all, it’s unlikely the German soldiers are actually speaking in English. But even more disturbing, a quick look back to the previous issue reveals that earlier, not only the soldiers, but Hitler himself, had a much less pronounced accent! And even though Red Skull is apparently born and bred in the Fatherland, for some odd reason he doesn’t exhibit the slightest hint of accent! So, rather than bringing me into the story, this phonetic attempt at “realism” only drove me further out of it.

PHOTO SHOOT. When Cap shoots a photo of a top American military commander “without flinching—without hesitation!” Red Skull jumps to the faulty conclusion that Cap is now willing to kill the man himself. Skull is either underestimating Cap’s spirit, or overestimating his own influence. For a villain to display this degree of incompetence, it’s amazing that Red Skull has risen as high as he has, in an organization on the brink of world domination.

“Hah! It iss not often ve haff a chance to shoot somevon in costume!”
— German soldier

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TALES TO ASTONISH #69

“Trapped in the Lair of the Leader!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Mickey Demeo
Letters: Art Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
The Leader orders his robot minions to carry the Hulk to his spaceship, while the Navy watches from offshore. The admiral orders a landing party, which rescues Maj. Talbot. Talbot believes that the Hulk and Banner worked together to steal the absorbatron. Later, at the Leader’s hideout, Hulk reverts to Banner, who sends out a distress signal. Gen. Ross leads an attack on the Leader’s base. The Leader escapes, but Hulk, overcome by smoke, reverts to Banner. Talbot finds Banner, who has no pulse.

WHAT’S HOT
TEAM HULK. Rick Jones decides his loyalty must now lie completely with Bruce Banner, not Captain America and the Avengers. Of course, in Avengers #17, the last time we saw Rick, he was more than a little ticked off that these “Johnny come-latelys” made it into the Avengers before he did. Could this be a clean break, the last time we see Jones hanging around Avengers Mansion, hoping against hope that one day he’ll be chosen to wear that giant “A” across his chest?

DÉJÀ VU. Speaking of Avengers #17, as I was reading this Hulk story, I felt a strange sensation that I had seen this image of Hulk floating around in outer space somewhere before. When I mentioned it to Russ, he directed me back to Avengers #17, where lo and behold, the exact same image is represented! If these comics weren’t all being done by the same people, I’d be crying “plagiarism!” But as it is, what we have here is a clever chronology. Not only does this image appear in both issues, but two additional panels also appear in both issues! (Confused yet?) I was only mildly confused, and when I saw what was going on, I realized that when I read Avengers #17, I sort of stupidly glossed over all the panels that showed me what was going on with Hulk, since he wasn’t really a part of the story I was reading. But now I’m beginning to see the bigger picture!

WHAT’S NOT
NO ROOM FOR ERROR. The Leader is supposed to be this super-intellect, as smart as Hulk is strong. And yet, with all the clues before him, he can’t figure out that Banner and Hulk are one and the same. If super-brain can’t figure this out, who can??

HUNKY HULKY. As drawn by Jack Kirby, Bruce Banner looks awfully hunky with his shirt off. This is a much different look than we got with the artistic depictions of Steve Ditko in the earlier issues. I’m not on board with Banner looking like he’s on his way to an audition for Chippendales. When this guy turns into Hulk, the transformation is not as dramatic as when nerdy Ditko Banner does it. You lose some of the dramatic impact. Was this a decision made on the editorial level or simply by the artist?

I WONDER
THE END??? The story ends with Banner not breathing and Talbot pronouncing him dead. WHAT!!?? Can it be?? From my vantage point in history, I’m not too worried, but I wonder how dramatic and disturbing this was for the readers of the day. No better reason to “Tune in next time, folks!”

“I don’t give a tinker’s hoot if it’s coincidence or not!”
— Gen. Ross


“Oh, Wasp, Where Is Thy Sting?”
Script: Al Hartley
Pencils: Bob Powell
Inks: John Giunta
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The Top escapes with Wasp, and Giant-Man is powerless to stop him. The Top takes Wasp to his lab, where he pines over her. Top show Jan the traps he has prepared for Giant-Man, believing that when he defeats Hank, Jan will fall in love with him. Meanwhile, Giant-Man uses Jan’s wasp to lead him to the Top’s hideout, but every time Top tries to spring a trap, Wasp interferes, saving Hank. Disappointed, Top tries to freeze them both, but they survive by shrinking, and escape to defeat him.

WHAT’S HOT
THE GIRL’S GOT SPUNK. Even after suffering Vortex Vertigo at 6500 RPMs, the moment she’s conscious, Wasp puts Top in his place with, “You arrogant fiend! The only way I’ll serve you is on a platter!” She’s not going to let a little thing like being kidnapped rob her of her feisty spirit! And furthermore, while Giant-Man sits around moping and wondering what he can possibly do to rescue her, Wasp herself, while in captivity, initiates the plan that leads to ultimate success.

GIRL UNDERESTIMATED. Top underestimates Jan at every turn. First, he commits the classic villain mistake of explaining his entire plan to her. Then, he leaves Jan unguarded, so she can attack him just as he’s pulling the lever, messing up his “split-second” timing. He even has a door into the pit which she easily opens. He calls her “my helpless beauty,” when clearly she is not helpless! What is clear, is that he never considered the spunky Wasp would be bold enough to take matters into her own hands.

VILLAIN UNHINGED. Top off this all with the classically clueless line of a super villain who believes that once he has destroyed his victim’s beloved, that will be the catalyst for making her realize how great he is, how much he deserves her loyalty, and perhaps, one day, even her love. This disconnect from the reality of how human relationships work should make us pity Top as much as despise him. And yet, I can’t find it in my heart to offer him any pity or sympathy. Which makes me feel like a bad person! (Thanks a lot, Marvel!)

WHAT’S NOT
STING. The narrator notes that when Giant-Man laments, “Oh Wasp, where is thy sting?” the title of the story comes “from these most poignant lines in comicdom.” However, unless there’s something I don’t know, this is clearly a rip-off of 1st Corinthians 15:55. I would be okay with Marvel doing a version of this famous quote from the New Testament, but trying to claim it for “comicdom” without giving credit where credit is due rubs me the wrong way. My background in journalism gives me a stronger than usual distaste for plagiarism, but even moreso, it should go without saying, but I guess I’ll have to say it…you should never steal from God. Poorly handled.

STRIKE. Top strikes Wasp, and the narrator feels compelled to say “if the Human Top had ANY admirers at all, he has certainly lost them by this ungallant behavior.” First, is it really possible that in the “few million readers” claimed a couple of panels earlier, there is actually anyone who “admires” this villain? I suppose there could be people like that—but if so, are they likely going to care if he hits a girl? I think people who “admire” villains would only increase their admiration of those villains who commit violence against women. Or is this whole bit purely sarcastic, tongue in cheek, and I’m being too 2021 politically correct and taking this way too seriously?

RETIREMENT? At the end of the story, the narrator suggests Giant-Man may be going into “retirement.” I don’t see it that way. If anything, I’d guess Hank is planning to send Jan into super-heroine retirement by marrying her. It’s about time! (For them to get married, I mean. Not for Jan to give up being the Wasp!)

“Let Giant-Man come!
Surely, when you have seen the ease with which I dispose of him,
you will not question that I am invincible among men!”

— Human Top

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FANTASTIC FOUR #40

“The Battle of the Baxter Building”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Daredevil teams up with the Fantastic Four in storming the Baxter Building, hoping to recover it from Doctor Doom. Without their powers, the FF have to overcome the security systems that they themselves had installed. While Daredevil battles Doom in distraction, the FF ascend the building, arriving just as Daredevil blacks out. Reed locates the stimulator which he uses to restore the FF’s powers, over Ben’s objections. Now as the Thing, Ben defeats Doom singlehandedly, but then quits the FF.

WHAT’S HOT
BOOMERANG. It’s a fun concept that the FF are having their own inventions used against them.

BRAINS VS. BRAWN. Doom boldly proclaims, “Brute strength can never triumph against the power of supremely harnessed SCIENCE!” And then, a few pages later, Thing does just that.

PRETTY. Sue is lookin’ good! Kirby did a good job in this issue.

WHAT’S NOT
BUT WAIT! THERE’S SOMETHING WE DIDN’T TELL YOU…The unfortunately named “Electronic Stimulator” can apparently save the Four from the predicament of losing their powers, which happened in the previous issue. If so, why are we only hearing about it now? Reed tries to rectify this oversight with the explanation that it was not yet done re-charging…until NOW. Well, okay…I guess…but…hmmm…no, not really. For something this important, he should have spoken up sooner.

OVERKILL. Between Reed Richards and Doctor Doom, there is no end of amazing inventions and weapons, leading to cinematically action-packed adventure happening so quickly it makes your head spin. The whole thing reeks worse than a Harry Potter Battle of the Magic Wands. Or…dare I say it?…an epic CGI monster fight at the end of some of the most recent MCU blockbusters.

SPIDEY, IS THAT YOU? Daredevil calls him “Doomsie” and also makes a reference to “booties.” I have to wonder if Stan got his scripts mixed up and thought he was writing Amazing Spider-Man.

SECOND SIGHT? Daredevil’s billy club is also a gun that has a “sight” for aiming at a target. Why would Daredevil need a “sight” on a gun?

I MEANT TO DO THAT! When Daredevil sends out a length of nylon cable to capture Doom, Doom says, “I KNEW you were there!” Doom’s takedown reminds me so strongly of PeeWee Herman’s self-assured announcement when he unceremoniously catapults off his bicycle. It’s all a little silly.

EASY DOES IT THERE, FELLA! See how easily I count how many times Doctor Doom brags “See how easily…” (3), and “How easy it was…” (1), and “How easy for a brain like me…” (1). All super villains do this, but Doom is laying it on pretty thick in this issue. Am I sensing a deep-rooted inferiority complex?

TOYING. Doom also uses the word “toying” twice, but to be fair, one of the FF also employs this term…but conveniently off-screen, since they are probably embarrassed to let anyone know they are actually resorting to super villain terminology.

MORAL DILEMMA. Ben considers that he may not want to go back to being Thing. He recognizes the moral dilemma he faces: do what is right to save his friends and the world, or entertain the possibility that they can do it without him, and he can go back to his normal looks and normal life? Of course, he doesn’t have the opportunity to ponder the question too long, since Reed takes that choice away from him. And that’s the real moral dilemma.

JUSTICE…DELAYED. Reed thinks that shattering Doom’s ego, breaking his pride, is punishment enough. “We’re not murderers,” he says. Okay, I understand that…to a point. But there has to be some repercussions for Doom’s constant villainy beyond, “Well, we broke his spirit, that’s good enough.” When does the villain get justice? After everything Doom’s pulled, when IS it okay to kill him?

“Mister, maybe I’m just too DUMB to collapse—too ugly to die!”
— Thing

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AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #26

“The Man in the Crime-Master’s Mask!”
Script: Stan Lee
Plot: Steve Ditko
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The Crime-Master rejects the Green Goblin’s offer of a partnership, claiming he can take over the crime syndicates without help. The next day, Peter argues with Betty over Mary Jane—a girl he’s never met—and later, he gets into a brawl with Flash. That afternoon, wearing a replacement costume that he bought from a costume shop, Peter searches Fred Foswell’s apartment, where he encounters Crime-Master, and they battle to a draw. Later, the Goblin captures Spidey and presents him to the assembled gangs, in a bid to overthrow Crime-Master.

WHAT’S HOT
FAMILIARITY. In this issue, Peter is now thinking of JJJ as “Jonah,” which is not only awfully familiar, but also reveals a lack of respect. Which he really should have developed for Jameson over the first 25 issues, so…yeah! It’s about time!

NO HONOR AMONG THIEVES. The good guy’s best friend is that the nature of the Villain assures that if there are more than one, they will eventually knock each other off, making the superhero’s job that much easier.

WHAT’S NOT
LOWEST POINT. Probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in Marvel Comics is a superhero searching for his costume in a trash can.

COME AND GET ME!! Immediately after Spidey notes that he “should have known” Foswell wouldn’t leave anything incriminating laying about his apartment, he notices a wall calendar with a picture of the waterfront marked off.

BURNING THE CANDL AT BOTH ENDS. When does Foswell sleep? He doesn’t have any actual superpowers that enable him to continue to work as a newspaper reporter by day and crime boss by night, so I’m imagining at some point this is all going to catch up with him and he’ll slip up, either by day or by night, from sheer exhaustion.

PROCESS OF ELIMINATION. Peter deduces, “He’s not Green Goblin, not anyone I know…so that leaves the Crime-Master!” Which reminds me of that old joke: “Oh! So you’re from Australia? Do you know Tom?”

CAPERS, ANYONE? A gangster laments, “We haven’t been able to pull a caper…” and I’m wondering, is that really a word a gangster would use? Later, another says, “He must have the goods on us,” which sounds like something from a 1930’s film noir, so…okay. Even “my mob” could pass for actual gangster vernacular, but “caper” just doesn’t sound like something gangsters would actually say.

WHICH WHICH? Speaking of things people wouldn’t actually say, what’s with all these “whiches”?

  • Crime-Master tells a rival mob boss “Look out your window at your car which is downstairs”
  • Spider-Man muses “He’s the one who built the robot with which Jonah tried to defeat me.”
  • Peter thinks about “the other Spidey costume which Jonah Jameson had.”

Let’s clean that up a bit, to: “Spidey costume Jameson had.” And then, could we even go so far as to try “had taken,” since we’re not aware that Jameson doesn’t actually still HAVE the costume? And finally, how about: “Spidey costume Jameson has”? (Sigh…would I be better off if I spent as much time simply enjoying the story, as I do indulging my Inner English Major?)

“Being Spider-Man is just plain habit-forming!
It’s like going out with girls! I Can’t give it up!”

— Spider-Man

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AVENGERS #18

“When the Commissar Commands!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Art Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
While Cap ponders his future and Hawkeye designs new arrows, Wanda enjoys the theater, and Pietro visits the circus. Meanwhile, in Sin-Cong, the evil Commissar brutalizes his subjects. Seeking publicity for destroying the Avengers, the Commissar baits them into a trap. The Avengers answer the challenge and fly to Sin-Cong to battle the Commissar. He defeats the Avengers in individual combat, but Wanda uses her hex power to reveal that the Commissar was actually a robot designed by China, freeing the people of Sin-Cong.

WHAT’S HOT
PAGING ALL AVENGERS! Each new Avenger has a piece of jewelry that doubles as a pager, sending them the “Avengers, Assemble!” summons when needed. I’m sure Tony Stark devised these gizmos, and it sure does beat having to write a message in the sky with smoke or fire.

GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. The circus makes another appearance! It’s been a while since I’ve even heard a mention of a circus in a Marvel Comic, much less actually gone to the Big Top, but here we are again, courtesy of Quicksilver’s fascination with trapeze artists.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE EGOTIST! The Commissar wants to batter each Avenger, one on one. Outwardly he says it’s so the townspeople may witness “how weak and inferior you capitalists really are,” but you know that the real reason is to show himself as superior.

FEMALES, ASSEMBLE! I like the fact that once again it is a girl that gets the job done. This month, we see Jan save Hank from the Top, and Pepper save the day with her dialing finger. And how many times has Sue Storm protected the Fantastic Three with her force field? Marvel is letting the ladies have their moment in the sun in the service of novelty and plot twist, but I wonder if at the time, they were aware that they were paving the road for the super-heroine?

WHAT’S NOT
NO REST FOR THE WEARY. The entire first page is devoted to Cap lamenting his situation: he’s on call, basically 24/7, he has no personal life, he hates mooching off Tony Stark, and he’s simply done with the Avengers, hoping Nick Fury will hire him. I’m not used to seeing such a despondent Captain America. It rattled me a little. I’m hoping he’ll feel happier in the next issue.

PURE OF HEART? Cap is doubling up on his motivation. Yes, he wants to help Sin-Cong, but he also sees this job as a “stepping stone” for getting in with Fury’s organization. Again, not something I would expect from Captain America. His motives should be pure, and not self-serving in any way. I repeat: rattled.

WE ARE THE WORLD. I was also disappointed with Wanda and Pietro for questioning Cap’s assignment of their international mission. As immigrants, I would have thought them on board with helping other countries. I understand, of course, that this is just a set-up for Hawkeye to jump in with his good-guy speech, so that Cap can commend him for it later, and Hawkeye can reply with an unappreciative “Stow it, pal!” But while the second half of this equation may work for the Cap/Hawkeye storyline, the first half suffers in portraying our Eastern European friends as less than sympathetic to the problems of the world.

WHAT’S IN A NAME? The Communist ruled puppet state is called “Sin-Cong.” I know it’s an imaginary place, somewhere in the far east, so I get the “Cong,” but I wonder if “Sin” was added in just to make it sound more evil and menacing?

STUNNING! BUT NOT DEADLY. Why does the Commissar knock them out and stun them, but not kill them? It appears he has the power to do so. The external story reason is that you can’t kill off all the Avengers, or there’ll be no more comics to sell. Internally, I guess you could say he wants to reserve the triumph of fighting and beating them yet again. Does that make sense?

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN! Can you read this story and not think of The Wizard of Oz?

“How come it’s always YOU??
What do you want—a team of Avengers, or a cheering gallery?”

— Hawkeye

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JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #118: Be Careful What You Wish For

Published: July, 1965

“To Kill a Thunder God!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

“The Crimson Hand!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Sam Rosen

Literature is awash with folks finding a magical means of having their wishes granted, only to discover that getting what they most desire is not necessarily what’s best. Remember King Midas from Greek mythology? How about The Monkey’s Paw, by W.W. Jacobs? Hans Christian Anderson had his Galoshes of Fortune, and Aesop The Old Man and Death. And of course, let’s not forget the big daddy of all wish-granters, the genie in Aladdin’s lamp. Fast forward to the movies of the 20th century, where Tom Hanks wishes to be Big, George Burns wants to be 18 Again, and Judge Reinhold opts for a little Vice Versa. None of it with the expected results.

About the same time that Journey Into Mystery #118 hit the newsstands, television was discovering what hilarity might ensue when wishes are granted with a blink of the eye or twitch of the nose, with I Dream of Jeannie, and Bewitched.

Though I have yet to run into any Marvel characters that can actually grant wishes, I have seen the unfortunate results of Marvel characters getting what they think they want.

Turns out Unus the Untouchable could not even touch his pack of Marlboros in X-Men #8, and went through some nasty nicotine withdrawal symptoms. And then there’s the Mad Master of Time, who, in Tales to Astonish #43, in revenge for his employer’s age discrimination policies, creates a ray gun that ages everyone, but he accidentally uses it on his beloved grandson.

In “To Kill a Thunder God,” it strikes me that almost every character is wishing for something, but hasn’t thought through the consequences. And in the accompanying Tales of Asgard, the Crimson Hand serves a magical means of getting what we all think we want: the truth. But sometimes what we want, what we wish, isn’t what we actually need.

THE HUNTER WISHES FOR TREASURE
Let’s start with the Hunter from To Kill a Thunder God. Loki introduces this pivotal but two-dimensional character as having a “heart filled with greed.” That’s all Loki knows about him; that’s all we need to know about him. So what does the Hunter wish for? (Personally, I think he should have wished for a less conspicuous outfit in the dangerous jungle, perhaps something in a subdued olive green rather than bright yellow? But that’s beside the point…) Because the Hunter’s heart is filled with greed, he becomes fixated on the “King’s Ransom” he can get from turning in the Thunder God that Loki has conveniently dropped in his lap. His desire for riches blinds him to the danger of Loki’s valuable but magical items mysteriously showing up out of nowhere, and he lets himself be pulled right into the Temple of Darkness, where his spirit is captured by the Destroyer.

By wishing so fervently for treasure, the Hunter has lost his greatest treasure, which he never appreciated when he had it—mind and body united as a single entity, rather than fragmented as a captive of a massive hunk of metal, and useless physical junk doomed to stand around in that gaudy yellow shirt for the rest of eternity.

ODIN WISHES TO PROTECT EARTH
But now we come to the Destroyer. Eons ago, Odin created this secret weapon and placed it on Earth as an insurance policy against some future time when we Midgardians might need a helpful Asgardian hand to get out of a pickle. As head of a superior race, no doubt Odin felt it his responsibility to protect those less fortunate and less competent from all the great dangers out there in the universe. What a swell guy!

FIRST IMPRESSION

When I first met the Destroyer in the first Thor movie, I had no idea who he was, and don’t even remember if anyone called him by name. Having now met him in the comics, though he looks nowhere near as impressive in these muddy 1965 illustrations as he does in the MCU, learning more about his capabilities, I’ve gained an even greater respect for him.

Seriously though, I’m certain Odin’s intentions were good when he hid the Destroyer in the Temple of Darkness, but I don’t think this head of a superior race really thought it through all the way.

What was the plan for activating the Destroyer? Why make the Destroyer “unbeatable”? Did Odin not realize how badly this could go astray? Only HE has the power to stop the Destroyer. Not even Thor can do it. And for such a powerful weapon that appears capable of destroying everything in its path, it does not appear to be a well-guarded secret in Asgard.

Loki knows about it. Thor has heard about it. Who else? Do ALL Asgardians know the power and the location of the Destroyer? Do the Executioner and the Enchantress? Perhaps not, or surely we would have seen them seeking and using it already, or at the very least, using their magic to try to track it down.

Okay, so maybe it’s just a family secret, known only to Odin and the boys. But here’s another problem. Let’s go back to Odin including in the specs for this magnificent machine that it is unbeatable by any one but himself. Yet, Odin is fully aware that once a year he must spend an entire day immersed in the ritual of “the sleep of life” in order to maintain his immortality.

When Odin set up the Destroyer in the Temple of Darkness, did he never consider what might happen if, on the one day he is OoO, unable to be awakened, that is the exact time something goes wrong with the Destroyer? And did it not occur to Odin that, should that happen, he would go down in history not as the great savior of us poor helpless Midgardians, but as much our destroyer as the actual Destroyer?

Why was there no “Plan B”? Jeez! Even Broadway actors have understudies!

LOKI WISHES TO STOP THOR
And then there’s Loki, who has set all the events of this issue into motion. He preyed upon the renegade hunter’s greed and easily manipulated him into capturing Thor before the magic stones could be discovered. But Loki quickly realizes he may have gone too far. “For the first time I have outsmarted myself!” he says, pondering the stupidity of his actions. And later he laments, in true villain third-person style, “For the first time, Loki has entrapped himself!”

I absolutely LOVE that Loki finds himself in this position. His own greedy desire to thwart Thor caused him to act first, think later. He didn’t need a Jeannie to mess things up for him. In this scenario, he is both the playful Jeannie and the hapless Tony Nelson who must live with the consequences of having a genie in his life.

He was able to do all that completely on his own, thank you very much! And I get so much enjoyment out of watching the mischievous Loki squirm under the potential consequences of his own ill-thought actions. Of course, by the end of this story nothing is resolved, and knowing Loki, he will yet find some way to squirm right out of all his troubles. But, ah…. this moment is so satisfying!

WISHING FOR THE TRUTH
Conveniently, for the purposes of writing this post, it turns out that the accompanying Tales of Asgard story touches on the same theme of being careful what you wish for.

In the previous Tale, the oversword was found to have a crack, which could lead to annihilation, unless Odin finds out who did it. So it seems a major MAJOR problem needs to be solved, or the entire universe may be subject to ultimate peril.

So what does Odin do in this most dire of all circumstances? Send out his highest ranking military might and minds? Engage Asgard’s greatest seers and scientists? No, he calls for his two squabbling sons, entrusting them with the fate of the entire universe.

This, of course, makes no sense at all. Unless…there’s something I don’t know? Part of me wants to give Odin the benefit of the doubt and believe that perhaps this crack in the oversword is not really such a big deal after all, but he’s telling his sons that it is, because he needs to give them a project they can work on together, in hopes that somehow they will learn to get along. Is this nothing more than a test to help Thor and Loki overcome their sibling rivalry? If that’s the case, then massive points for Odin for handing them the ultimate challenge. But if this is a REAL issue, then no points for Odin, who is entrusting the fate of the entire universe to a couple of babies.

But that’s all beside the point. The “be careful what you wish for” aspect of this story is that as Thor and Loki are about to set out on this awesome task, magician Morduk, the medieval comic book version of James Bond’s Q, provides Thor with a truth-telling device known as the Crimson Hand. The thought here obviously is that it’s always a good thing to know the truth. We all wish to know the truth, don’t we?

Well…don’t we??

Of course, as literature and Hollywood tell us, there is no end of trouble, when a magical device compels one to tell the truth, such as Fragarach, the mystic sword of Nuada, from Irish mythology. We sometimes see this played for comic effect in movies like Liar, Liar with Jim Carrey. And though this is a blog about Marvel, I can’t help but mention what happens in the DC universe when Aquaman unknowingly sits on Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth.

Sure, Thor uses the Crimson Hand to root out the treachery of Loki’s chosen assistant, Braggi, which is a huge boon for the mission, even before it gets started. But when Loki recognizes the power of the Crimson Hand, he meets Thor’s “Hey bro, come over here and let’s have a nice handshake before we set out to save the universe,” with “Sorry bro, maybe later…a bit busy at the moment!”

This alone should be a moment of concern for Thor. How should he proceed? A more reasonable, less headstrong leader would interpret this moment as one of danger for the upcoming mission and cut Loki from the roster. But Thor only muses, “I must be ever on guard against my scheming half-brother!” He wishes and believes he has the power to keep Loki in check, but if he’s wrong, it could spell disaster. Again, he isn’t thinking through to the potential consequences.

So it appears that even after everything that has happened between these two, Thor is still willing to give Loki another chance. He knows, in his heart of hearts that Loki is no good. He knows Loki is trouble. (After all, it’s right there in the small print after his name: God of MISCHIEF…??) But Thor doesn’t want to deal with this truth—not only that Loki is no good, but more so, the truth that the mighty Thor might not actually be capable of containing him. Like so many of us, he THINKS he wants to know the truth, but when it comes right down to it, he can’t handle the truth.

I’m wondering how this mission to discover the source of the crack in the oversword is going to turn out, when clearly one of the main people on the team to save the universe is not as nobly motivated as the other.

I also wonder what eventually happens to this magical and powerful Crimson Hand. Does it survive the ravages of time? And should Thor one day take the Crimson Hand to earth and give Jane Foster a friendly pat on the behind as he asks, “Hey honey, do these large buttons on my costume make me look fat?” will he perhaps not be pleased with her reply?

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