Meanwhile…: January 1965

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #20

asm20“The Coming of the Scorpion!”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Jameson pays scientist Stillwell to transform his employee Gargan into the Scorpion. When Scorpey and Spidey fight, Spidey appears defeated, but comes back for more. As the Scorpion grows stronger, Stillwell regrets his actions and dies trying to deliver an antidote. Scorpion tries to kill Jameson, the only person who knows who he really is, but Spidey arrives and defeats the Scorpion. Though filled with ironic gratitude to Spider-Man, Jameson takes credit for Scorpion’s capture and vows to continue fighting Spider-Man. In other news, Betty’s boyfriend Ned goes overseas for six months.

WHAT’S HOT
WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?? On the splash, there’s a bit of comedy regarding the placement of the creators’ names. Just having a little fun, and fun is good.

OKAY, NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP… Jameson employee Mac Gargan was assigned to figure out how Peter always manages to be right there to get all those great photos of Spidey. I was so grateful that the matter of the mysterious stranger trailing Peter in the last issue was resolved in the first few pages. Ever since watching the TV series Lost, I’ve developed a keen aversion to loose threads.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN. Scorpion was looking like a pretty good villain…until Spidey tears off his tail and utterly defeats him. The two tangle three times, and each time, Peter has learned a little more, is caught less unawares. In the second fight he says, “I’ve got to change my strategy.” And when he does, he is victorious the third time around.

HE’S NOT ALL BAD. Sure, it’s Jameson who sets this whole fiasco in motion, but in the end, when he realizes Scorpion has gone off-program, JJJ shows an uncharacteristically heroic side by volunteering to deal with Scorpion, after he orders Betty to evacuate the building.

TWO-FACED. We often see the image of half Peter/half Spidey, but in this story, Peter portrays a very different kind of two-facedness, when Betty tells him Ned will be gone six months. “Aww, that’s too bad!” he says, but immediately THINKS “Hooray!” It’s amusing to see his musings.

ZOOM. There’s a nice bit of zoom camerawork on the top panels on page 15, as the narrator explains the increasing and irreversible changes taking place inside Gargan as he becomes the Scorpion.

THE HERO’S CREED. “I’m still alive. That means I can fight some more.”

WHAT’S NOT
NO REST FOR THE WEARY. Not only does Betty have to work on Saturdays, but she gets to the office early. Ugh!

LAME EXCUSE. Peter decides he’ll explain his bruises and scratches by saying he got bowled over playing touch football, because “at least no one will be able to disprove it.” Yeah, well, how about all the kids he WASN’T playing touch football with? Still, Aunt May seems to have no problem with the unlikelihood that her studious nephew spent time on the football field.

CAUTION TO THE WIND. Dr. Stillwell is willing to risk another person’s life for $10,000, and Gargan is willing to risk his own life for $10,000. Ten THOUSAND dollars…ooooo

IMAGE CONSULTING. Was there any particular reason to shave Gargan’s head, other than that a scorpion doesn’t have hair? Was it all for optics?

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JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #112

jim112“The Mighty Thor Battles the Incredible Hulk!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Thor encounters youngsters arguing “Who is stronger–Thor or Hulk?” He recounts a battle with Hulk, in which Odin grants his son full physical strength for five minutes, though Mjolnir loses its magical power. The two fight valiantly in hand-to-hand combat, each seeming the victor in turn, until Thor accidentally collapses the tunnel and buries Hulk under rubble. Thor tries to rescue Hulk, but he has already dug out. So the battle ends inconclusively, but each now respects the other’s strength.

WHAT’S HOT
BUT THERE’S SOMETHING WE HAVEN’T TOLD YOU… The story Thor tells here takes place in the middle of Avengers #3, when the Avengers fight Sub-Mariner and Hulk. Russ always notes that when you watch Dateline, they give a certain amount of information to help you determine “whodunit,” but midway through, invariably Keith Morrison will end a segment by saying “But there’s something we didn’t tell you…” in order to get you to tune back in again after the commercial. This feels like that. And though it kind of feels like a cheat, it also feels like the Marvel Universe is expanding not only forward in time, but also sideways in greater details. Is there no end to this expanding universe?? Will we someday also get a story that clues us in on what Betty Brant was doing at this exact moment?

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS… As Thor finishes his tale, he refuses to tell the boys who is stronger, he or Hulk, but pontificates that using power WISELY is more important than simply possessing it. A little heavy-handed on the message, to be sure…and I’m also sure that Thor’s philosophical pronouncement that “Strength alone is meaningless! Without virtue, it is an empty shell!” is ultimately going to do very little to keep people from continuing to ask “Who is stronger–Thor or Hulk?”

WHAT’S NOT
A WASTE OF PERFECTLY GOOD NEWSPRINT. Having said all that, this story strikes me as completely unnecessary. There’s a fight, but there’s no victor. There’s a message that is largely going to be ignored, and doesn’t actually bear repeating. Let’s move on.

jim112splash“The Coming of Loki!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Vince Colletta
Letters: Artie Simek

Giant Laufey fights Odin for Asgard, but when Odin kills Laufey, he finds a baby in a bundle. The infant is Laufey’s son Loki, whom he kept hidden over embarrassment that Loki had not been born a giant, as everyone else in his hometown of Jotunheim. Noble Odin instantly decides to bring Loki into his household and raise him as his own son, half-brother to Thor, a Prince according to his birthright.

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X-MEN #9

x9“Enter, the Avengers!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Professor X meets Lucifer deep inside the earth, where his old enemy has created a bomb linked to his own heartbeat. As the X-Men come to help, they meet the Avengers, also tracking Lucifer’s evil vibrations, and a misunderstanding causes the two groups to fight. Professor X knocks out Lucifer without disturbing his heartbeat, then sends a mental message to Thor, who then advises his team to let the X-Men proceed. The X-Men join Xavier, where he locates the bomb’s fuse, and Cyclops deactivates it. Then, they let Lucifer walk away.

WHAT’S HOT
FAMILY. When Scott over-exerts himself destroying an iceberg, each of his fellow X-Men use their particular skills to jump in to comfort and assist. It’s a touching family portrait.

I KNEW YOU WHEN… Lucifer and Xavier have a history. There’s a story that yet needs to be told, about how Lucifer caused Charles to lose the use of his legs. A mystery that may yet be solved, in a future issue!

WHETHER THE WEATHER. The progressive-thinking Professor and his X-Men believe in the powerful threat of climate change.

WHAT’S NOT
MEET THE NEW VILLAIN, SAME AS THE OLD VILLAIN. Lucifer looks like a cross between Magneto and Plant Man. I guess I should be glad the X-Men have a new villain to fight, but my enthusiasm is dampened when I hear him employing that same old tired villain standard of insulting his opponents by calling them “PUNY.” Really now. Insults and nicknames seem just a bit….childish, don’t you think?

ILLUSIONS. The narrator tells us that only Professor X and Magneto can project a “mental illusory figure,” but it looks like Doctor Strange’s favorite parlor trick. More confusing, though: why did Xavier need to use this “mental illusory figure” to warn the X-Men of danger, when previously he simply contacted Scott by mental telephone? Wouldn’t that have been faster? He uses the mental telephone trick later in the story, and it works just fine.

ALL ENDS, BUT NOT WELL. Lucifer was willing to destroy the entire planet, but in the end Professor X lets him go. Okay, I understand that it’s not the X-Men’s place to take justice into their own hands, but shouldn’t they at least have delivered Lucifer over to the police, to be charged, tried and convicted for his crimes, rather than just letting him walk free?

SIGN OF THE TIMES. Passengers seeing Scott stumble, being supported by a buddy, blame him for not being conscientious enough to take seasick pills, rather than suspecting him of being drunk or high.

I WONDER…
What does Iceman mean when he says Thor is “square”? Back in the 60’s, wouldn’t any guy with such long hair automatically be precluded from being called “square”? Is it maybe a reference to his archaic speech patterns?

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TALES OF SUSPENSE #61

tos61“The Death of Tony Stark!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Suspicious of Iron Man, Pepper and Happy quit Stark Industries and vow to find out what happened to their boss. When Happy breaks into Tony’s house, Iron Man removes his mask and hides under the covers as Stark, telling Happy he has been sick. Hearing Stark is alive and confined to bed, the Mandarin targets Stark’s bedroom with a laser beam from his ring, apparently killing him, but Iron Man escapes and determines Mandarin is to blame for the explosion. He flies to the Orient to confront Mandarin, but ends up captured. To be continued…

WHAT’S HOT
LOYALTY. Pepper and Happy quit their jobs in righteous indignation, convinced that Iron Man is hiding something, and vowing to find out what that is. Remember, back in the day, when scruples were more of a guiding force than they are today? When beliefs were followed by actions, even sacrificial actions? These two are the true heroes of this particular issue.

FRIENDSHIP AND GRIEF. Happy is not so happy when he grapples with the idea that the boss is dead. With Stark apparently out of the way, he now has a clear path to Pepper’s affections, yet he sobs as he tries to convince himself that “Everything’s great! :sob: Just great!” What pathos!

WHAT’S NOT
COFFEE, TEA, OR…WHAT THE??? Iron Man disguises himself to board a plane to the Orient, then pulls open the emergency door handle, so he can jump out and fly down to his encounter with the Mandarin. I guess in these early comics, Iron Man could not easily fly around the world on his own power, so he was reliant upon commercial airlines. But does he have no sense of public safety? Wouldn’t pulling open the emergency door in mid-flight also endanger the other passengers? The stewardesses are appropriately flabbergasted, but ultimately only seem concerned with the fact that they’ll “have to give a full report” when they land. Oh, the paperwork!

“BEFORE I KILL YOU, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY…” So, Mandarin has captured Iron Man at last, and has him tied up with some strings that are inexplicably stronger than any bonds Iron Man can break…or so he thinks! In true villainous style, Mandarin opts to “enjoy” his victory by allowing Iron Man to live a few moments longer, so he can tell him a STORY. I guess the difference between criminals and villains is that criminals will kill at their first opportune moment, while villains want to torture their prey with arrogant tales of their own cunning and importance. I believe we can guess how this all is going to turn out…

tos61splash“The Strength of the Sumo!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Cap travels to Vietnam to rescue captured helicopter pilot Jim Baker. After proving his worth, he is brought to the General who is holding the pilot prisoner. After the bound Baker is brought out, Cap fights and outsmarts a Sumo wrestler. Together Cap and Baker overcome the Vietnamese soldiers with a series of football moves, finally escaping in the General’s private jet.

WHAT’S HOT
WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER! The basic plot of this otherwise forgettable story is “Cap meets some bad guys, fights them and saves the day.” Yes, there’s a good dose of anti-Communist propaganda thrown in, which bears very little weight when reading this tale fifty years later. But what does stand the test of time? Football! By employing some football maneuvers, Cap and Jim Baker are able to overcome their captors and escape to freedom. Now, I ask you: what’s more American than Football?

MIND IF I BORROW YOUR PLANE? It’s a touch of ironic poetic justice, sort of like the ending of a Jerry Seinfeld episode, when Baker and Cap escape in the General’s private jet. Take THAT, you dirty Commie!

WHAT’S NOT
HERE WE GO AGAIN… Did I not just explain how Mandarin wants to “enjoy” his victory over Iron Man, rather than killing him right away? And now, in this story, the Vietnamese General may wish to “amuse himself with this doomed fool!” Will those villains never learn??

CROTCH SHOTS. No less than four times in this issue, while Cap fights his opponents, in order to display Cap’s gymnastic abilities and give the appearance of movement and peril, we are treated to what can only be described as “crotch shots” of Cap’s lower regions. Yes, it’s dramatic, but Jack Kirby could have achieved the same effect without getting so…shall we say…personal.

IT’S NOT THAT EASY BEING BLUE. OR PURPLE. OR GRAY. Cap goes to Vietnam to rescue a helicopter pilot named Jim Baker. Apparently Jim Baker is a “man of color” because the colorist paints his face blue…or is it gray? At one point, I felt convinced the Purple Man had escaped from jail and joined the military! No, not really. I think what Kirby is going for here is some rudimentary attempt at an Afro-American character by simply dipping into the inkpot without any effort to otherwise alter his hairstyle or distinctly WASPish facial features. It’s embarrassing, not to mention confusing.

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TALES TO ASTONISH #63

tta63“The Gangsters and the Giant!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Carl Burgos
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The police recruit Giant-Man and Wasp to ferret out criminals who bully store owners into paying for “protection.” As Hank and Jan show interest in buying Smith’s Hardware, the gang threatens them, but our heroes toss them out. The gang’s leader, the Wrecker, attacks Giant-Man with a gas bomb, and Wasp with a can of pesticide. Giant-Man outsmarts the Wrecker by switching size, then rescues his woozy Wasp…and kisses her! The police unmask the Wrecker to reveal he is…Mr. Smith, the previous owner of the hardware store.

WHAT’S HOT
A KISS IS JUST A KISS…Or is it? Not when it’s a kiss like the one we get smack-dab in the middle of page 12! I felt as overwhelmed as Wasp, who immediately after her murmured “MMMM!” proclaims “Why, Blue Eyes! I never knew you were so ROMANTIC!” Neither did I! Could it be that Hank is at last willing to reveal his true feelings for Jan? My hopes were dashed in the last panel when, as the happy couple ride off into the sunset on their flying ant, Jan muses that she has figured out how to get Hank to kiss her more often: “I’ll pretend to be UNCONSCIOUS!” Neither of those words, “pretend,” or “unconscious” are harbingers of a good healthy relationship.

WHAT’S NOT
MR….ERRR…SMITH….Really? The hardware store that’s for sale is “Smith’s Hardware.” The writers couldn’t come up with anything better than that? My apologies to anyone named Smith, but when you use that name in fiction, it simply means you’re not even trying.

PEEK-A-BOO 1. The Wrecker’s disguise, or “costume,” if you want to be that generous, is essentially a bag he wears over his head. Why is it that in the world of comics, if you simply put a bag over your head, suddenly nobody has any idea who you are? Imagine if your parents, your siblings, your friends, suddenly started walking around with bags on their heads. Somehow, I think you would still know who they are. And even for people with whom you are not well acquainted, you would recognize their clothes, their shoes, their mannerisms, their voice. But in the world of comics, something as simple as covering your eyes (never mind your entire head!) instantly makes a person mysterious and invisible. I’m having a hard time with this concept.

PEEK-A-BOO 2. But I guess artist Carl Burgos was doing his best to throw us off the scent by portraying the Wrecker with exceptionally feminine looking eyes. Which is not really fair, because “Mr. Smith,” the owner of the hardware store, does not have feminine eyes, when seen earlier in the story.

MEANS, MOTIVE AND OPPORTUNITY? So, Smith owns a hardware store, and figures he can make more money by leading a gang of criminals into coercing his fellow businessmen into paying for “protection.” At least I think that’s his motive. Of course, his store never gets hit by these thugs…and nobody from the Police Chief to the other store owners can deduce that something fishy is going on here…until Giant-Man makes note of this oddity in the next-to-last panel of the story. And on top of all this, Smith decides to SELL his store! Why? To prevent others from guessing he’s the Wrecker? Or to get even more money? I don’t know. The whole business just seems contrived and disjointed.

“A Titan Rides the Train!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Steve Ditko
Inks: George Bell
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
The military is transporting Bruce Banner’s latest nuclear device to another base on a train, with Banner aboard, but new villain the Leader is determined to intercept the train, using his humanoid robot. When the robot attacks the train, Banner panics and turns into the Hulk. Their battle almost sets off the bomb, but Hulk defeats the robot and stabilizes the bomb. When Talbot discovers Banner near the bomb, he arrests Banner.

WHAT’S HOT
OVERCORRECTION. When brainy, nerdy Banner gets zapped with gamma rays, his weak point (his physical strength) gets enhanced; when the brawny laborer gets zapped, it’s his intellect that is improved. It’s as if those gamma rays are striving to bring balance back to the universe, but sometimes they try a little too hard and really make a mess of things. But in the end, that makes the Marvel Universe so much more interesting for us readers.

WHAT’S NOT
WHAT’S IN A NAME? Maybe I’ve not yet learned enough about “The Leader,” but at this moment, the moniker he assigns himself is an utter mystery to me. (But then, I don’t have a head the size of a Buick, so what do I know?) To be a leader, one must have minions to lead. But The Leader only has the humanoid he has created, declaring, “He alone is worthy to serve me.” Well, if nobody else is worthy to serve him, who exactly is he leading? He might better have called himself “Mr. Big Green Head.” Or something more descriptive or creative. Don’t ask me. That’s the best I can come up with, because, as I’ve noted, my own head is not the size of a Buick, so obviously my brain is far inferior to that of…The Leader. But you know what? Stan Lee’s head was pretty big, don’t you think?

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STRANGE TALES #128

st128“Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Dick Ayers
Inks: Frank Ray
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver force their way into the Fantastic Four’s penthouse to seek advice on whether or not they should serve the evil Magneto. Torch and Thing misinterpret their intentions, and fighting ensues. When Scarlet Witch is knocked out, Torch is briefly touched by Quicksilver’s show of brotherly love, but a moment later, the antics start up again. Finally, Quicksilver concludes that mutants and humans will never get along, and after Wanda conjures up a terrific storm, Torch and Thing simply allow them to leave.

WHAT’S HOT
HAND-WRINGING. The story begins with Wanda and Pietro engaged in deep discussion, where each clearly makes a convincing argument for their point of view on whether or not they are honor-bound to Magneto. The reader can easily understand both sides. Debate Team captains everywhere: take note!

SHENANIGANS. All the players get a good chance to show off their skills.

WHAT’S NOT
SIGH…AND GOOD BYE. I think Stan wrote himself into a corner on this one. There was no easy way out, but to have each side simply give up and walk away. Johnny decides “I have a hunch that’s what REED would do,” and also notes that they really don’t want to fight a girl. Good enough, I guess, if it gets you out of a conflict which could otherwise spiral incessantly, with no end in sight.

st128splash“The Demon’s Disciple!”
Script: Stan Lee
Art: Steve Ditko
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
A stranger calls on Doctor Strange, claiming he has escaped from a cult run by the Demon. From his lair the Demon casts a spell, transporting and imprisoning the disciple, but leaving his clothes behind. Strange animates the clothes and follows them to the Demon’s hideout. The Demon realizes Strange is nearby, and they fight, but Strange foils the Demon’s every tactic. The Demon throws every spell in his arsenal at Strange in one attack, but Strange uses his amulet to swallow up the spells. Strange frees the imprisoned disciple, and places the Demon in a trance, claiming that when he awakens, he will realize that Doctor Strange can always defeat him.

WHAT’S HOT
DEVOTION TO DUTY. I’m impressed by Doctor Strange’s insistence that he must continue to help the Demon’s disciple, even after the unfortunate man’s untimely disappearance. Strange doesn’t know this guy, why should he care? But he does. A true hero exclaims, “He had come to me for aid! I must not fail him!”

INTER-RUPTED. Only a Liberal Arts nerd like me could find amusement in the unfortunate hyphenation of the word “uninterrupted” on the top of page 18. Of all the words to be interrupted by a line break, “uninterrupted” is truly the most ironic.

WHAT’S NOT
CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. How could the Demon have been so careless as to snatch his disciple from the Sanctum Sanctorum (modestly maintaining what—though blue— is apparently his underwear), yet leave the rest of his clothing lying in a heap on Dr. Strange’s floor? Did the Demon not realize that Strange could use the disciple’s garments to retrace his steps? A worthy sorcerer would never allow something like this to escape his notice!

ALPHABET SOUP. Sometimes when reading Doctor Strange, I suspect all these crazy incantations (Crimson Bands of Cyttorak, Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, Rings of Raggador, Moons of Munnopor, etc. etc.) were created by simply spilling Scrabble tiles until they form some combination of letters that can be pronounced and then inserted in word balloons.

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FANTASTIC FOUR #34

“A House Divided!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Jack Kirby
Inks: Chic Stone
Letters: Artie Simek

IN A NUTSHELL
Seeking financial domination, Gregory Gideon enters into a deal with financial leaders that if he defeats the Fantastic Four, they will sell him all their assets. Gideon tricks the FF into fighting each other. Meanwhile, Gideon fawns over his son Thomas, a fan of the FF. Gideon sets a trap, hoping to use a time machine to send the FF into the past, but Thomas triggers the trap himself. Reed saves Thomas by turning off the time machine before it can complete the transfer, and Gideon, ashamed, promises to donate his fortune to charity.

WHAT’S HOT
GIMME A HEAD WITH HAIR. Sue’s hair is much longer, and she looks good. Thing tries on a Beatles wig… and I still can’t decide if at this moment Alicia’s blindness proves to be a blessing or a curse.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT A MAN WITH A BIG DESK… Gregory Hungerford Gideon’s desk in his “stadium sized office” needs its own zip code! We get it, he’s rich.

POP SOUP. Cultural references to the Beatles, silly putty, Huntley and Brinkley, and even Thor!

YOU POOR DEAR… When Mrs. Gideon pledges her undying allegiance to her erring husband, Sue lets out a sad “You poor dear…” At least, I read it as sad. Sue is liberated enough to realize that some men aren’t worth holding on to.

WHAT’S NOT
ACT YOUR AGE! The Thing/Torch “horseplay” that begin so many of these stories is really wearing thin. It was cute the first time, but now, even Alicia and the other members of the FF are growing tired of it… sigh

LAZY ARTIST? Is it my imagination, or is Gideon nothing more than Professor X with a moustache and some bushy eyebrows?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? So…Gideon OWNS the Baxter Building? AND he controls the electric company? Why haven’t we heard about him before this?

OH AUNTY EM! THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! In the end, Gideon’s eyes are opened to the error of his ways. He suddenly realizes that family is the greatest treasure of all. But to go from “I want to rule the world!” to “I’m giving my entire fortune to charity!” in the course of a few minutes is a bit of a stretch, even for Marvel, even for 1965, when schmaltz was less jarring than it is today.

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AVENGERS #12

“This Hostage Earth!”
Script: Stan Lee
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: Dick Ayers
Letters: Sam Rosen

IN A NUTSHELL
Giant-Man receives an alarm from his ants, but the other Avengers laugh it off. Meanwhile, Mole Man intends to use his atomic gyroscope to increase the earth’s rotation, killing everyone on the surface. Giant-Man discovers Mole Man’s plans, but Mole Man and his minions defeat Giant-Man. Later, earthquakes lead the Avengers to assemble, and Wasp locates Hank. The Avengers attack Mole Man’s hideout, unaware the villain has teamed up with the Red Ghost. The heroes rescue Giant-Man and defeat the villains.

WHAT’S HOT
COMPELLING EXCELLENCE. On the cover, we are promised “A Marvel Tale of Most Compelling Excellence.” Russ and I recently re-watched Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and now I’m wondering if these two founding members of Wyld Stallyns were also fans of Marvel Comics. I wouldn’t doubt it.

HOW EMBARRASSING…Early in the tale, Hank gets to exclaim, “I don’t embarrass easy!” Going around in bold red and blue tights at heights of twelve feet tall or more, I have to believe him.

BEHIND EVERY BOSS, THERE’S A GOOD SECRETARY. I found it amusing that once the earth starts to sway, some random executive asks his secretary to explain why the papers on his desk are trembling. Add physics, geology and natural phenomenon to the poor gal’s list of required skills, right after typing and dictation.

SOME OF THE LANGUAGE IN HERE JUST SLAYS ME. On page 2: sumptuous and temerity. Page 3: vernacular, insidious. Page 4: holocaust. Page 5: apparati. And it goes on like this. When my brother was in elementary school, he didn’t care about books, but loved to read comics, and my mother said, “That’s okay, at least he’s reading.” I’m starting to wonder if she had something there.

SURPRISE APPEARANCE. Red Ghost shows up to add an extra layer of peril and drama to the goings-on. Kudos to the creators for not even hinting at this little plot development. Uncharacteristic restraint!

SMALL IS BIG. Once again, it is only when Giant-Man becomes Ant-Man that he is at last able to save the day.

WHAT’S NOT
THIRD PERSON. As the Avengers swoop in to their Emergency Meeting, Iron Man and Captain America talk like normal people talking to themselves. But Thor refers to himself in the third person. I know we are just trying to evoke his archaic Asgardian speech patterns, but it sounds too much like a super-villain.

THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR? Everybody deserts Giant-Man, including Wasp. Not cool.

FORGETFULNESS. When the Avengers finally get their act together and decide to help Giant-Man, Iron Man temporarily forgets that he actually invented the transistorized fox-hole diggers that are apparently just the thing to accomplish the task at hand. How can he be smart enough to invent something that bodacious (see my earlier reference to Bill and Ted…), but dumb enough to forget all about it? Maybe he invents so many things, his brain can’t keep up with it all?

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. When Cap and Rick see armed thieves robbing Stark’s supplies, Cap tells Rick “We’ve got a shield…courage…and skill! No weapons are greater!” Of course, Rick doesn’t actually have a shield, and I doubt his courage and skill are even measured on the same scale as Cap’s, so Cap is being a little too “rah-rah!” optimistic for Rick’s own good.

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Awards: Best of Show

THE MARVELOUS AWARDS!!


THE MOST MARVELOUS AWARDS

Last time I did these Awards (was it really as long ago as 2016??) I ended with the Artist Awards and closed up with “Well, it’s been fun! Now onwards to 1964!” There was no capping off event, no “pièce de résistance.” Well, that’s about to change. This time, with a lot of assistance from Russ, my Creative Consultant, we have developed a bookend for these Awards, which I am calling…The MOST Marvelous Awards!

Here you will find the best of the best, the cream of the crop! Think: Best Picture, Best Director. I’m looking at the entire year of 1964 Marvel Comics and picking out the highest highlights—at least, according to ME. Because, after all, this is my blog, these are my thoughts, my preferences, my selections: A Modern Girl’s View of the Marvel Silver Age.

With that in mind, shall we begin?

BEST NEW CHARACTER

Well! 1964 has been an eventful year in Marvel Comics! Not only did a lot happen, but we were also introduced to a flock of fascinating new characters. Too many to name them all, but several stand out as possibly the Best New Character for 1964.

In the category of Best New Character for 1964, the nominees are…

  • Attuma, from Fantastic Four

  • Enchantress, from Journey Into Mystery

  • Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, from X-Men

  • Mandarin, from Tales of Suspense

  • Green Goblin, from Amazing Spider-Man

  • Daredevil, from, well, Daredevil

  • Glenn Talbot, from Tales to Astonish

And the Award goes to…

Daredevil/Matt Murdock. Because the world can always use more heroes, and there are not many that are more heroic than Daredevil. The Matt Murdock side of his persona also brings a lot of melodrama to the title, and that’s something else we—and by “we,” I mean “I”—can’t get enough of!


BEST STORY (TOLD OVER MULTIPLE ISSUES)

Some stories demand more than a single issue to be properly told. In 1964, we saw more and more of this in Marvel Comics: narratives spanning two, three or even more issues! These stories are the rough forerunners to how so many stories are told today—not only in comics, but also on TV, and even in movies!

In the category of Best Story Told Over Multiple Issues, the nominees are…

  • Strange Tales: Doctor Strange battles Dormammu

  • Fantastic Four: The further developments in the Sue/Reed/Namor Love Triangle

  • Tales of Suspense: Tony Stark’s disappearance because he is trapped in his Iron Man armor

  • Fantastic Four: The Fantastic Four/Avengers/Hulk Battle Royale

  • Amazing Spider-Man: Spider-Man follows Betty to Philadelphia to save her and her brother from Doctor Octopus

  • Tales of Suspense: Hawkeye and Black Widow meet, fall in love, and make the perilous journey from villains to sympathetic characters

And the Award goes to…

Tales of Suspense, for its quick and suspenseful handling of the emotional drama that is Hawkeye and Black Widow. They’ve come so far already; I can’t wait to see what happens next!


BEST SINGLE ISSUE

I’ve just finished applauding the multiple issue story, and now I’m taking a step backwards to consider the amazing feat of expertly packing it all into a single issue. Here, we are considering not only story, but every element that contributes to any single issue being one that makes you say “Wow! That issue was incredible! It stands on its own as a piece of art, and a piece of comic book history!”

In the category of Best Single Issue, the 1964 nominees are…

  • Daredevil #1: Daredevil’s origin story

  • Avengers #4: The Return of Captain America

  • Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1: Spider-Man vs. Everybody

  • Fantastic Four Annual #2: Doctor Doom’s origin story

And the Award goes to…

Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 for being jam-packed with everything that makes comics worth reading. All those guest appearances are just icing on the cake, making the whole kit-and-kaboodle extra delicious!


BEST COVER

First of all, a cover has to look good. But it’s not just about the art. A good cover also draws you in, with its promises of what’s inside. A good cover makes you want to buy this book, open it and heartily consume it. There may be great stories hidden within mediocre covers, but how far can a great cover go towards supporting a reader’s hope that expectations will be met?

In the category of Best Cover, the nominees are…

  • Daredevil #2: Shocking!

  • X-Men #4: Small Heroes, Big Villains

  • Tales To Astonish #56: and Now For My Next Trick…

  • Tales of Suspense #53: Girl Power

  • Strange Tales #120: Fire and Ice

  • Journey Into Mystery #100: The Hero, The Villain, And The Damsel In Distress

  • Fantastic Four #33: Working With Namor, Not Against Him!

  • Amazing Spider-Man #12: Unmasked!

  • Avengers #7: Swing That Hammer, Thor!

So! Who will the Award go to? Well…Ladies and Gentlemen…wait just a moment! We have breaking news! It appears one of the nominees is about the be disqualified! Upon further study, it has been discovered that the cover for X-Men #4, though very compelling and artistically executed, depicts a scene that never happens in the book! This is an outrage! This is unacceptable! Bad form! X-Men #4 is now officially DISQUALIFIED!!

(crowd noises…rumbling…)

Okay now, okay. Let’s just take a deep breath and move on. The Award will now go to one of the remaining nominees…

And the Award goes to…

Avengers #7! And there are multiple reasons. Though many of the remaining nominations showed potential, this cover has everything I love about Marvel Comics. First: color! Bright, vibrant primary colors! Next: characters! So many characters, each exemplifying their particular characteristics in a single image. At the bottom we see the villains, Zemo, Executioner and Enchantress. What’s up with those weird hand poses? Some kind of secret super-villain handshake? But most of all: Thor, in a mighty warrior pose, defending…the villains? Why? And finally, let me mention: movement! The swing of Mjolnir is expertly depicted with kinetic drive and power. The entire image looks like it’s ready to jump off the page and directly into your imagination. Who wouldn’t feel absolutely compelled to buy this book and read it? If I’m at the comic book rack in 1964, I’m thinking, “I must have this book!”


BEST TITLE

And finally, the Big One, the Whole Enchilada, the Ultimate of Ultimates, the Best and Most Marvelous Title of Marvel Comics for the year 1964!

This year saw a dramatic rise in the number of Marvel Comic titles. Most of them are either lesser or co-equal to the main title with which they are paired, but we also were treated to new superhero Daredevil, who debuts with his very own title. If this is what 1964 is like in Marvel Comics, I can’t wait to get to 1965!

But I won’t get to 1965 without first finishing this final and most important award for the Best Title of 1964! And so, without any further ado, (but with much explanation), in the category of Best Title, the nominees are…

  • Daredevil. Even though there were only five issues, it’s been an action-packed beginning for our new superhero. Who doesn’t love an origin story? Which was quickly followed by a different villain in each issue. On top of all that, the soap opera is through the roof! It isn’t enough that poor Matt Murdock was blinded in an industrial accident, and his father murdered? Now, after enduring so much hardship, he opens a law office with his best friend, but they are both interested in the same woman! Does it get any richer than this?

  • Tales of Suspense. Nominated not so much for the companion tales of the Watcher and Captain America (though there is that), but mostly for the ongoing story of Tony Stark trapped in his Iron Man armor, unable to appear as the handsome playboy billionaire he is. Pepper and Happy become very suspicious of Stark’s bodyguard, Iron Man. So much misunderstanding! And I haven’t even gotten to the introduction of so many new villains! Some are clearly better than others, but what a treat to meet Black Widow and Hawkeye, and see their quick character development. Great hope for even better things to come for this title in 1965!

  • Journey into Mystery. This year, Thor really does his part in paving the way for the multi-issue stories which will eventually become the norm in comics. We also enjoy a grand family drama in the heart-wrenching dilemma of father Odin absolutely refusing to allow Thor to even think about a mortal woman, never mind marry one! And as for that mortal woman, Jane Foster contributes on several occasions by playing the “Damsel in Distress.” Everything about Journey into Mystery is epic, larger than life, spanning worlds and kingdoms. As it should be in any excellent comic.

A difficult decision! So close…so close!!

But the Award goes to…

Tales of Suspense!! For all the reasons mentioned above. Daredevil is the new kid on the block, and will surely contend again for this Award. Journey into Mystery came in a close second, only suffering due to the repetition of its “been there, done that” cast of villains (Hyde and Cobra, anyone?). Better luck next time, Thor! But now, accepting the Award for Tales of Suspense, on Tony Stark’s behalf, please welcome his bodyguard, the illustrious Iron Man…


Thank you all so much for joining me for the 1964 Marvelous Awards! It took a long time to get here, but as they say… I hope you had as much fun reading them, as I had writing them! And now, onwards into 1965, to see what a new year shall bring us in this most spectacular, amazing, wonderful, Marvelous Zone!

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Awards: Writers

THE MARVELOUS AWARDS!!


WRITER AWARDS

“Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head. Shakespeare has perhaps 20 players…I have 10 or so, and that’s a lot. As you get older, you become more skillful at casting them.”
—Gore Vidal

I don’t know if what Gore Vidal says is precisely true, but I do know that Stan Lee had a very large repertory company in his head, which through his efforts in the early 1960’s easily turned comic book history on its head. We owe him a great debt for sharing his characters with us, for breathing life into his heroes and villains way back when, so that today we have something as grand as the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Thank you, Stan, for setting this all in motion.

And now, on to the Writer’s Awards.

CH-CH-CH-CHANGES….

Nothing remains the same. In order for fictional characters to remain interesting, they must change. Some of these early changes to Marvel characters may have been wrought with this in mind, but just as likely, the writers were still “trying things out,” throwing stuff against the wall and seeing what would stick. In either case, in the category of Most Significant Changes to a Marvel Character, the nominees are…

  • Peter Parker, who, when losing his eyeglasses, also loses a significant amount of his defining “geekiness,” replacing it with more superheroic self-confidence

  • Iceman, who develops the ability to turn himself truly into ice, not simply snow

  • Marvel Comics itself, which, during this time, embraces the model of two major storylines sharing a single book—most significantly, Tales to Astonish, which adds The Incredible Hulk to Giant-Man and the Wasp, and Tales of Suspense, where Captain America brings up the rear for Iron Man

And the Award goes to…

Peter Parker. Since eyeglasses are the universal trope for nerdiness, Parker losing his glasses strikes me as no accident. The writers are sending a clear message that the character is about to undergo some major changes…perhaps even more major than the changes that befell him when he was first bitten by that spider!


PUNY

In these early days, there are certain words and phrases that occur with comforting regularity. Who can forget “Bah!” and “I sneer at…” (fill in the blank)? One of my favorites is the use of the word “Puny” to describe something or someone insignificant or sub-par. But who gives this word its most dramatic punch? Could it be…?

  • Hulk, as he declares “No puny ropes can hold me!!”

  • Flash Thompson, for his repetitive use of this alliterative moniker

  • Mr. Hyde, for taunting the mighty Thor with this sexist sentence:

  • Reed Richards, who, disguised as a villain, taunts Torch and Thing thusly:

And the Award goes to…

Flash Thompson! Mainly because his repetitive use of “Puny Parker” has seared the phrase into our brains. But also because if we don’t give him an Award for being a bully, what else could we possibly give him an Award for?


GREATEST MORAL DILEMMA

A hallmark of great literature is that characters must often work their way through agonizing moral dilemmas. This serves two purposes. A, it helps the character undergo significant changes (as referred to in our first Award tonight), and B, it makes the story more interesting. And how about this—it gives the reader the opportunity to ask “What would I do, if faced with a similar moral dilemma?” Not that any of us are ever likely to face the sort of moral dilemmas routinely experienced by Marvel superheroes, but still…it’s fun to wonder.

In the category of Greatest Moral Dilemma, the nominees are…

  • Doctor Strange, who is torn between protecting Earth by destroying the evil Dormammu, and leaving the Dormammu dimension defenseless against the Mindless Ones

  • Thor, who ponders whether it is wise to maintain the time warp which is keeping his beloved Jane alive, despite the fact that the time warp is causing a temporal displacement throughout the entire Universe

  • Matt Murdock, who weighs his own love for Karen Page against his best friend’s love for the same girl

And the Award goes to…

Thor. And here’s why: Murdock has already decided he must live out his life as a loner, and besides, his dilemma, though admittedly agonizing, is strictly personal. You could make a case for Doctor Strange, but let’s do the geography: Dormammu. Where is that, exactly? Doctor Strange is a long way from home, dealing with foreign affairs, which may or may not eventually affect our home shores. But Thor? Well, Thor holds the fate of the entire Universe in his time warp! One girl…or the ENTIRE UNIVERSE?? You would think the choice would be simple and obvious, but when superheroes love, they love big. Big love + big consequences = big dilemma. And if he chooses wrongly, we’re ALL in a heap of trouble.


BEST USE OF ALLITERATION

I’ve already alluded briefly to the alliteration of “Puny Parker,” but that is by no means the only occurrence of this time-tried literary device which turns simple prose into something more closely resembling poetry. Muse along with me at the marvelous multitude of nominations for “Best Use of Alliteration.”

  • From Amazing Spider-Man #26, the Ringmaster

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  • From Avengers #8, the Narrator

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  • From Fantastic Four #31, the cover

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  • From Fantastic Four #32, the cover

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  • From Strange Tales #127, Thing

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  • From Strange Tales #127, Doctor Strange

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  • From Tales to Astonish #62, the Narrator

And the Award goes to…

The Narrator. And specifically for Tales to Astonish #62, where almost every mention, of Hank is Handsome, our hero is a Costumed Crusader, and the villain is none other than the aptly named Second Story Sam. Such special pains are taken to obsessively alliterate, almost to the point that, as Jesus turned the water to wine, the writer of this tall tale turns the prose to poetry.


FISH OUT OF WATER

Time for another trope! And what’s more fun than the fish out of water (unless, of course, you’re the fish…)? But in the case of Marvel Comics, everyone wins when representatives from different cultures and planets are pitted against each other.

In the category of Fish Out of Water, the nominees are…

  • The Executioner and Enchantress, exiled to Earth, stop traffic

  • The Infant Terrible, for everything he does

  • Captain America, first arriving in 1964

And the Award goes to…

The Infant Terrible, because he’s not even human, and can’t even pass for human, making assimilation that much tougher.


MOST AWKWARD DROP-IN

You’re hanging out in your scientific laboratory, laboriously working on the cure for the common cold, and at the very split second when you are about to cry out “Eureka!” who should suddenly appear with a “Wham!” and a “Pow!” and a “How do ya do?” but the entire cast of Marvel superheroes. (Is there enough macaroni and cheese left over from dinner last night to invite them all for lunch?)

In the category of Most Awkward Drop-In, the nominees are…

  • Loki’s astral body suddenly appears and interrupts Doctor Strange’s meditation session

  • Captain America barges in through the open window, interrupting Hank and Jan’s conversation about her new uniform (but he makes up for it by telling Wasp she looks lovely)

  • Though not technically a drop-in, Jane is surprised to find Thor in Blake’s office and assumes Blake “must have left by his private door”

And the Award goes to…

Captain America. For the use of the open window, AND the lovely save.


THE “OH NO, NOT THIS AGAIN” AWARD

Repetition is comforting. Unless it happens way too often…then it’s just annoying. Really annoying. Very, very annoying. Are we running out of fresh ideas? Marvel writers, I have news for you: it IS possible to have too much of a good thing!

And in the category of Oh No, Not This Again! the nominees are…

  • How many times will we see two (or sometimes three) panels showing us how Donald Blake becomes Thor?

  • Every villain wears purple and green

  • The “Lady from Nowhere” is Cleopatra…again

And the Award goes to…

Thor’s repetitive waste of valuable storytime, taking up so many panels to show the same transformation over and over again. And over again. Again.

This year, the Academy is choosing to counter the “Oh no, not this again!” Award with a special “Thank God for Less of THIS” Award, which shall be given to Torch and Thing, as this year they seem to be engaging in a lot less of their “Boys Will Be Boys” shenanigans. Thank you, Marvel writers! Are our characters growing up and changing, or are you as weary of such childish behavior between two grown men as we are?


MISUNDERSTOOD HERO

Misunderstanding is a plot device of so much great literature, whether it’s every plot of every P.G. Wodehouse novel, the entire catalog of the Golden Age of Hollywood screwball comedies…or the Silver Age of Marvel Comics!

In the category of Misunderstood Hero, the nominees are…

  • Hawkeye. His unfortunate discovery over a pile of stolen jewels leads the police to believe he is the thief.

  • Spider-Man. He is labeled a coward when he runs away from a fight with Green Goblin, but he’s actually rushing off to see Aunt May in the hospital.

  • X-Men. As an allegory for persecution, whether it’s Jews during World War II, African-Americans during the civil rights movement, or misunderstood teenagers, the public doesn’t trust them, because they’re “different.”

  • Hulk. People misconstrue his actions for violence, when mostly? He just wants to be left alone.

And the Award goes to…

The all-too-real angst of Spider-Man, which is not helped by getting on the wrong side of the man who buys ink by the barrel.


BIGGEST SOAP OPERA MOMENT

(Cue up the organ…)

Oh, Marvel Comics! You know how much I love you! I have never loved any other Comics as much as I love you. Not even Superman. Not even…Doonesbury, or…Mary Worth. But…but…I have a confession to make… (dramatic musical flourish…)

It’s hard for me to admit this, but…Marvel Comics…if you were all fight scenes, all action adventure, and nothing else…I would have left you long, long ago… (another dramatic musical flourish!)

Yes, it’s true. I stay with you for…for the Soap Opera, because…well, because…you are so very good at it…

In the category of Biggest Soap Opera Moment, the nominees are…

  • Professor X, at death’s door, tells his students “Leave me! I’m no good to you any more! Forget me!”

  • Bennett Brant takes a bullet to protect his sister

  • Thor loves a mortal, but father disapproves

  • Matt and Karen secretly like each other, but each has silent misconceptions

  • Tony wonders if Pepper really prefers Happy, or is she only trying to make him jealous?

  • The Watcher falls in love with a queen who’s willing to give him everything, but he must reject her

  • Alicia and Ben each believe they are not good enough for the other

  • Thing wonders how anyone could miss someone as ugly as himself

  • Pepper believes Tony is finally asking her out, but he’s only putting in a good word for Happy

  • Jan is convinced that Hank is still in love with his first wife

  • Betty refuses to listen to her heart and make up with Peter

And the Award goes to…

OMG! So many good contenders! And so difficult to choose. They ALL deserve to win. Can I do that? No?…Oh well…okay…then if I must choose, I’m going with the Watcher and the Queen. Not because their situation is any more soap operatic than the others, but because the Watcher doesn’t get many opportunities to be nominated. If he’s nominated, he should win. And I take that back: the trope of a lover being cruel to make their beloved hate them is pretty much drenched in soap opera. And when you add the Watcher doing this because he believes he “must forever roam the Universe,” putting his solemn responsibility above his own personal happiness…need I say more? Award!


BIGGEST ROMANTIC BACKFIRE

I don’t know how often women in real life do this, but in Marvel Comics, it happens with such regularity, these characters should have learned by now that trying to engage your love interest by making him jealous is a sure-fire way to mess up a relationship!

In the category of Biggest Romanic Backfire, the nominees are…

  • Betty tries to make Peter jealous by dating Ned, but it doesn’t work, and she wonders if she’s lost him forever

  • Pepper goes to the drive-in with Happy, to make Tony jealous

  • Jan tries to make Hank jealous right before he intends to propose, which demolishes his self-confidence, and the proposal goes on the back burner

And the Award goes to…

Jan. You blew it, girl!


BIGGEST WTF MOMENT

So, you’re sitting there, reading your Marvel Comics, and maybe the story’s starting to feel a little dull, a bit predictable, like something you’ve heard before, and maybe you’re thinking it’s time to turn on the TV and see what’s new on Netflix, but then you turn the page and all of the sudden…WHAT??? Did that really just HAPPEN?? Are you KIDDING me??

In the category of Biggest WTF Moment, the nominees are…

  • Giant-Man surprises Wasp with a demonstration of how he can change her size, simply by thinking about it

  • Electro’s sudden shift when he realizes, in fact, he has not won…

  • Cap discovers that Rick Jones is “Bucky’s double…like his twin brother”

  • Peter drops his ticket to the circus at the most inopportune moment, leading jealous Betty to suspect he is dating another girl

And the Award goes to…

Captain America, and the inexplicable coincidence of resemblance between Bucky and Rick. What is this…Dark Shadows??


MOST HEART-WRENCHING ROMANTIC TRIANGLE

Who doesn’t love a good romantic triangle?

In the category of Most Heart-Wrenching Romantic Triangle, the nominees are…

  • Reed/Sue/Namor/Dorma

  • Matt/Karen/Foggy

  • Tony/Pepper/Happy

And the Award goes to…

Reed, Sue, Namor and Dorma. You’ll observe that this is kind of a cheat, because it’s not really a triangle. It’s more of a parallelogram, a quadrilateral, or a rhombus, with the added attraction of sea vixen Dorma holding up the fourth wall. Actually, this configuration makes me think of how I’ve always had no more than three cats in the house, but at one point (for some reason I can’t remember…) we welcomed in a fourth cat, and from that moment on I understood that 3 + 1 definitely equals waaaay more than 4! Total bedlam! That’s what’s going on here.


MOST CLEVER “TURN OF PHRASE”

As Steve Martin once observed, “Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.” In the case of our Marvel characters, I think they all have a hunky-dory fantastico way with words! What do you think? And most importantly…to whom shall the Award go?

  • Spidey tells Kraven “and so the hunter becomes the hunted.”

  • When Torch says they’ll have company, Thing says “Maybe I shoulda baked me a cake!”

  • Reed says, “The natives are restless today” when they are attacked by Yancy Street Pranksters.

  • Giant-Man says, “That’s the way the mop flops.”

  • Hawkeye sees his situation as a fairy tale and wants to “claim the fair damsel’s hand!”

  • Jameson says, “Even my ulcers have ulcers!”

And the Award goes to…

Giant-Man for evoking the flopping mop. There’s something so 60’s about that phrase. At the time, I’m sure that kind of groovy talk was the best thing since sliced bread.


BIGGEST MYSTERY

Why do we keep coming back? Because there’s so much we don’t yet know. For your consideration, in the category of Biggest Mystery, the nominees are…

  • Where is Professor X and what is he up to?

  • Who is Green Goblin?

  • Who is Mary Jane Watson, and why does she keep breaking her blind dates with Peter Parker?

  • Who, or what, is the mystery villain in Strange Tales #127?

  • Who is the mysterious stranger trailing Peter Parker and then reporting to an even more mysterious boss?

And the Award goes to…

Mary Jane Watson. From the movies I know a tiny bit about her, and I’m dying to see how she is finally introduced! I would imagine that for the readers of 1964 this was probably not the most burning question in their minds, but this is one mystery that absolutely consumes me! Will Peter like her when he finally meets her? What will she look like? What will she be wearing? Will she have any further explanation for all those broken blind dates? How will this date go? Where will they go? Will Peter pay, or will they go Dutch? Will there be a kiss? Oh…the suspense!


ENOUGH ALREADY! OR…THE TALKY-TALKY AWARD

Last time, in the Artist Awards, I took special pains to not be too “talky-talky.” I hope you appreciated it, because, sometimes, it’s no small feat for me to keep quiet. You may not know this about me, but I sort of like to write (which is really just another way of talking). Once, in junior high, when some pranksters in the class were misbehaving, the teacher assigned the entire class a 1,000-word essay on some topic that had to do with the New York Mets and their fans. I was living on Long Island at the time, and I guess some big things were going on in baseball. I didn’t really follow baseball at the time, and I still don’t (though there were a couple of years in the 1990’s when I was living in Florida when we would take the kids to see Marlins’ games, and my main memory of those experiences is that the lemonade in that Park was the coldest and most refreshing drink I’ve ever had! But that’s beside the point…) Getting back to junior high, as you can imagine, when that 1,000-word essay was assigned, a collective groan went up in the class…from everyone but me. I thought it was cool! I grabbed my pen and loose leaf! I was totally ready to tackle the assignment. What about “fans”? What did the teacher mean by “fans”? Baseball fans? What if they were ceiling fans? Or paper fans, you know the kind Japanese geishas like to flutter about? I was 100% ready to write 1,000 words (or more!) on the topic of “fans.” Never mind the Mets! That would be another 1,000 words!

Now. Having said all that, I admit that my lifelong penchant for writing (and talking) in no way holds a candle to some of our marvelous Marvel characters, who certainly have no concept of when enough is enough. They’re not like me…

And in the category of Enough Already! The Talky-Talky Award the nominees are…

  • Daredevil

  • The Narrator. The weight of his words is enough to crush the Mighty Thor.

  • Diablo, who spends half a page explaining alchemy…to himself.

  • The Spider-Man robot congratulates his creator for giving him “the ability to speak in the same vernacular as the real Spider-Man.”

And the Award goes to…

The Narrator! He’s EVERYWHERE and he NEVER shuts up!


MOST REVEALING FLASHBACK OR BACKSTORY

We meet our Marvel heroes and villains in mid-stream. If we keep reading, we’ll find out where they’re going, but sometimes where they’re going is only half as interesting as where they came from. These are three-dimensional characters with not only a present and a future, but also a past.

In the category of Most Revealing Flashback or Backstory, the nominees are…

  • Captain America’s tale of Bucky’s death

  • Magneto saves Wanda, and therefore, she and her brother remain indebted to him

  • Young Victor von Doom turns to black magic after the authorities murder his parents

  • Thor as Dutch Paint Boy

And the Award goes to…

Victor von Doom, if only because his story is so compelling, so melodramatic, and explains so much about why he is the way he is. You almost have to feel sorry for the guy. Almost…

HONORABLE MENTION TO:
When Sue and Johnny’s mother is killed in a car accident, their father turns to gambling and shoots a loan shark.


MOST CONFUSING USE OF THE TIME TRAVEL MOTIF

Okay, I have to admit. More often than not, time travel baffles me. Russ and I are still discussing the implications of all the time travel that went on in Avengers: End Game. And will probably be discussing it forever, because really, there are no good answers, are there?

However, you would think that in the innocent days of the early 1960’s, time travel would somehow be…simpler…gentler… more understandable. Think again!

In the category of Most Confusing Use of the Time Travel Motif, the nominees are…

  • Thor swings his hammer in a prescribed matter to create a time warp

  • Kang is Rama Tut is Doctor Doom

  • The enchantress casts a spell to turn back time, but then time starts to replay

And the Award goes to…

Kang, Rama Tut and Doctor Doom. I think. I’m so confused, I don’t even know how to begin to talk about this one…


THE “BLESS THE BEASTS” AWARD

Have you ever considered how often the animal kingdom plays a part in Marvel Comics? Sometimes it’s simply for comedy, and sometimes as a metaphor for a particular human trait, but my favorite scenes are those where we see our heroes showing their softer side by caring for their animal friends.

In the category of Bless the Beasts, the nominees are…

  • Odin turns his back on the potential battle, in order to protect the valiant steeds

  • Balder wraps his horse’s feet in bags of rocks, so he can walk across the valley of swords

  • All ants are Ant-Man’s friends…even the communist ants

And the Award goes to…

Balder. It’s decent of Ant-Man not to hold country of origin against the Communist ants, and Odin acts nobly in protecting his battle steeds, but the image of Balder wrapping his horse’s feet against danger speaks to a very special relationship between man and horse. If you had a horse, wouldn’t you wrap his feet in bags of rocks before crossing a Valley of Swords? I would like to think we all would…but in the case of Balder, we know he does.


THE “WAS THE ASPCA CONSULTED?” BOOBY PRIZE

There is another side of this coin where animals are concerned, and all I can say is thank goodness this is only comics, and not real life! How horrifying for the animal kingdom, if innocent beasts were pressed into service and abused like those in Marvel Comics!

In the category that asks the question Was the ASPCA Consulted? the nominees are…

  • Fantastic Four #23

  • X-Men #3

  • X-Men #3 again

  • Tales to Astonish #53

  • Daredevil #3

  • Tales of Suspense #59

And the Booby-Prize goes to…

Tales of Suspense #59. Iron Man’s treatment of the Black Knight’s horse is disgraceful. Okay, yes, Black Knight is a villain, but the horse is such a noble animal, he never asked for any of this, and doesn’t deserve to be treated this way.


BEST ANNOUNCEMENT

I love Love LOVE what I call the “Announcement!” What is an “Announcement”? The following nominations will explain:

  • Commie soldier

  • Giant-Man

  • Mysterio

  • Electro

  • Human Torch

  • Mister Hyde

  • Kraven

  • Owl

  • Human Torch

  • Scarlet Witch

  • Doctor Strange

  • Black Knight

  • Iron Man

  • Hawkeye

  • Betty Ross

  • Matador

And the Award goes to…

The Owl, and his surprise at seeing “A girl!” I’ve talked about this one before; it was amusing then, and it’s still amusing. Some things never get old.


BEST USE OF HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO, OR…
THE BIG CHEAT AWARD

Oh! That’s awfully convenient, isn’t it?

  • Matt Murdock realizes he can adopt a superhero persona to fight crime and still keep his promise to his father

  • Oh, sure, Iron Man promised to get on the plane, but he never said he’d stay on the plane

  • Thor is turned to stone, but as he falls, Mjolnir hits the ground, and he’s turned back to Blake

  • Just before Doom’s oxygen runs out in the vastness of outer space, Rama Tut rescues him

  • Magneto’s bomb is suddenly covered in ice, just before it explodes! A surprise (non) appearance by the X-Men.

And the Award goes to…

Magneto’s bomb, suddenly covered in ice by an unscheduled appearance of the X-Men. Murdock and Iron Man use clever but twisted thinking to manipulate their circumstances. The writers take advantage of a possible outcome, when Thor’s hammer hits the ground at just the right time, in just the right way. And here we go again with the inexplicabilities of time travel, when Rama Tut rescues Doom “just in time!” But to have the X-Men suddenly show up, out of nowhere, in a tale where Magneto is battling Thor, well…as the Award says: “Big Cheat.” Might as well have Harry Potter fly in from the future and wave his wand and exclaim “bracadabra!” to disintegrate the bomb. Not really. But as you can tell by my sarcasm, I’m not a big fan of the “Big Cheat.”


THE VANQUISHED HERO

For drama, pathos and tragedy, nothing surpasses a vanquished hero.

  • Spider-Man

  • Daredevil

  • Hulk

And the Award goes to…

Spider-Man, knocked out by Electro. Because it was “his own fault,” because he moved too quickly and did not employ the usual cautions most people would, when messing around with electricity. Sometimes Spidey is too cocky and sure of himself for his own good, adding extra pathos to his sorry situation.


MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT

Oops!

  • Cap encased in bands of unbreakable cinders, like a pig in a blanket

  • While he’s out, someone steals Doctor Strange’s physical body

  • Flash Thompson is KO’ed by Puny Parker

And the Award goes to…

Doctor Strange, for misplacing his physical body. I hate it when that happens…


EXTREME IRONY

A fire station burns down. A marriage counselor files for divorce. An anti-technology group sets up a website to recruit new club members.

Got the idea? Let’s go:

  • Flash thinks Puny Parker would probably faint if he ever saw Spider-Man

  • When Doctor Octopus unmasks Spider-Man, everyone believes Peter was pretending to be a hero

  • Karen can’t figure out why Matt reminds her of Daredevil

  • Wasp winks at the reader as she tells Hank she needs his protection…after she just took down the Magician on her own

  • It burns up Peter Parker that Flash Thompson is Spider-Man’s biggest fan

  • Not realizing that he was assisted in battle by the Fantastic Four, Namor prays that the FF won’t attack Atlantis, while in his weakened state

  • Matador robs a burglar alarm factory

And the Award goes to…

Wasp! Oh, I just love this gal’s sassy ways. Extra points for breaking the fourth wall.


BIGGEST BACKFIRE

Things don’t always turn out the way you plan. Not even in the Marvel Universe. And some backfires are bigger than others. Up for your consideration…

  • Zemo sends Wonder Man to infiltrate the Avengers, then Wonder Man flips from evil to good

  • Puppet Master’s helmet strikes back at him instead, hurling him off his feet

  • In a literal backfire, Sue’s force field traps “subsonic sound waves” to blow up the machine

  • Doctor Strange’s spell causes the midget to grow

  • The harder you hit Sigurd, the more powerful he grows

  • Porcupine takes an overdose of Giant-Man’s pills, but rather than growing super big, he shrinks to nothing

  • The bigger Hank Pym grows, the weaker he becomes

  • In an effort to contact his dead mother, Victor conducts an experiment that leads to his permanent disfigurement (maybe he should have listened to Reed’s warning about the decimal point)

And the Award goes to…

Zemo and Wonder Man. In the black and white Marvel Universe, what could possibly be a bigger blunder than jumping the fence?


MOST IMAGINATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO JAIL?

Let’s face it. In the Marvel Universe, “jail” is not really a powerful deterrent or punishment. Most criminals end up back on the street even faster than they do in our real world. Sometimes, heroes and gods may feel that justice is best served by taking it into their own hands. That may not always work, but at least it’s entertaining!

In the category of Most Imaginative Alternative to Jail, the nominees are…

  • Doctor Doom falls through a hole in the floor and lands in outer space

  • For his treachery, Loki must serve the trolls

  • After Professor X brainwashes him into forgetting the X-Men, the Blob returns to the carnival as a side-show freak

  • Hank Pym gives Second Story Sam a memory loss serum

And the Award goes to…

Pym’s use of chemicals to completely eradicate any tendency towards crime. Oh, if only it could be true, what a different world we might live in! Of course, that would completely bypass the issues of crime and punishment, victim’s rights, free will, etc. Let’s all just pop a pill and live in the land of lollipops and sunshine! With no criminals, of course, there would be no need for superheroes, right? Dull. I guess that’s why we haven’t heard about this Marvel “quick fix” again…you think?


BIGGEST SURPRISE

As the poet Gomer Pyle once said (circa 1964—same as the comics in these Awards), “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!”

Which Marvel storyline surprise is most worthy of Mr. Pyle’s triple “Surprise!” and thus the Award? The nominees are…

  • Wimpy Foswell is the Big Man

  • It turns out that Ant-Man wasn’t really dead, at all (well, maybe that’s not really that big of a surprise for us, but it sure was, for Jan!)

  • After seeing Doctor Doom finally crush Reed Richards, we learn it was all in Doom’s head

And the Award goes to…

Reed Richards turning the tables on Doctor Doom by using reverse psychology against him. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a Brainiac like Richards would corral all the elements at his disposal to achieve his goals. I wouldn’t have been willing to take that chance, even if I had been smart enough to think of it. Which I doubt I would have. But then, that’s why Reed Richards is the star of this story, and I am just one humble reader.

Marvel Comics was pretty good with those surprises, huh?

And now I have a surprise for you, dear readers! Last time I did these Awards, this was the end of the road. But through much discussion, Russ has made the point that there should be yet another Award category. Not to demean Marvel Comics, but think of a Dog Show. After all the “Best of Breeds” and “Best of Group” competitions are decided, there is a final round for “Best of Show”—essentially the “Best of the Best.” In a like manner, we’re presenting a Grand Finale for these Awards with one more installment: The Most Marvelous of the Marvelous Awards! So join me in a week’s time when we will take one more look at the grand big picture of the year 1964 in Marvel Comics!

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Awards: Artists

THE MARVELOUS AWARDS!!


ARTIST AWARDS

Throughout these Awards, I’ve been rather chatty, sometimes even flippant. If my words have offended anyone, I apologize. And next time, when I consider the Writer’s Awards, I’ll probably return to being chatty. And flippant. But in deference to the Artists of the Silver Age of Marvel comics, I’ll take a deep breath, sit back, and do my best to let the art speak for itself.

Follow along and make your own judgements on whether or not I have rightly chosen the artists and artwork that represent the best of the best of this glorious era in Marvel Comics!

MOST CREATIVE PAGE LAYOUT

Our first Award will be for Most Creative Page Layout. And the nominees are…

  • Tales of Suspense #57

  • Avengers #9

  • Journey Into Mystery #110

  • Tales to Astonish #61

  • Fantastic Four #33

And the Award goes to…

Fantastic Four #33, which is both big AND dark. Very dramatic!


BUT IS IT ART??

Art within art. If there’s one thing artists know, it’s art. For example:

  • Fantastic Four #28

  • Fantastic Four #29

  • X-Men #7

  • Fantastic Four Annual #2

And the Award goes to…

Fantastic Four Annual #2. The timely recognition of the new phenomenon of pop art truly evokes art on so many levels. Plus, it reminds me of another new form of pop art I’ve heard about recently where cats’ paws are dipped in paint and they walk over a canvas. If people will pay tens of thousands of dollars for paw prints, why not do the same for a “clobber creation”?


THE HOT MESS AWARD

Portraying a hot mess can be a challenge.

  • X-Men #7

  • Fantastic Four #33

  • Fantastic Four #33, again

  • Tales to Astonish #62

And it appears the Marvel artists have risen to the challenge!

But the Award goes to…

X-Men #7. Technology! It reminds me of the plethora of cords behind my computer desk, which is the epitome of a hot mess!


UNDER THE SEA ENCHANTMENT AWARD

A whole ’nother world, just below the surface. How is it best captured?

  • Fantastic Four #25

  • Amazing Spider-Man #14

  • Daredevil #3

  • Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

  • Tales of Suspense #58

And the Award goes to…

Fantastic Four #25. This one might also be called the “Keep It Simple, Stupid” award, because the simplicity of blue and black provides a more ethereal mood than you would get with an abundance of detail.


MOST EPIC BATTLE SCENE

  • Fantastic Four #28

  • Journey Into Mystery #101

  • Fantastic Four #26

And the Award goes to…

Journey Into Mystery #101. I am a big fan of C.S. Lewis’ Narnia series, which contains numerous epic battle scenes, and this image strongly reminds me of the White Witch summoning “the Cruels, the Hags, the Spectres, and the People of the Toad Stools.”


BEST EXPLOSION

  • X-Men #4

  • Journey Into Mystery #107

  • Fantastic Four #30

  • Tales to Astonish #59

  • Fantastic Four #32

And the Award goes to…

Fantastic Four #30, for the clear depiction of our heroes in immediate danger of being knocked on the noggin by an errant piece of rubble.


MAYHEM ON THE STREETS

When all hell breaks loose on the city streets, what is the best way to capture the mayhem and emotion?

  • Fantastic Four #24

  • Journey Into Mystery #106

  • Journey Into Mystery #109

  • Daredevil #4

And the Award goes to…

Journey Into Mystery #106, for a crowded scene so full of angry and fearful expressions.


I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP

Are you ready to see how the artists of the Marvel Silver Age best use the close-up for dramatic advantage?

  • X-Men #4

  • Tales to Astonish #51

  • Strange Tales #119

  • Journey Into Mystery #104

  • Tales to Astonish #56

And the Award goes to…

Journey Into Mystery #104, for Heimdall’s big baby blues.


“THE EYES HAVE IT,” OR…
SOMEBODY’S WATCHING ME…

Now let’s consider some closer close-ups and look at only the eyes!

  • Journey Into Mystery #104

  • Avengers #6

  • Journey Into Mystery #107

  • X-Men #7

  • Tales to Astonish #62

  • Journey Into Mystery #101

  • Strange Tales #126

And the Award goes to…

Tales to Astonish #62. Who is seeing and what is seen is compactly combined in a single image. Nice artistic touch!


BEST DEPICTION OF EMOTION

You knew I had to go here: a picture is worth a thousand words. See how aptly Marvel artists reveal a character’s emotional state without ever saying a word…

  • Journey Into Mystery #100

  • Fantastic Four #22

  • Amazing Spider-Man #9

  • X-Men #6

  • Avengers #7

  • Tales to Astonish #59

  • Tales of Suspense #57

  • Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

All great examples!

But the Award goes to…

X-Men #6. Wanda worries about her brother. I see that expression and completely empathize. Though I never worried about my brothers quite that much, I have been a mom to two teenagers, which gave me plenty of opportunity to develop a large collection of worrisome expressions.


BEST BUTT

Every artist studies anatomy. In the category of “Best Butt,” the nominees are…

  • The Fantastic Four, in Fantastic Four #22

  • Beast, in X-Men #3

  • Iron Man, in Tales of Suspense #52

  • Giant-Man, inTales to Astonish #54

  • Spider-Man, in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

  • Sub-Mariner, in Strange Tales #125

And the Award goes to..

Spider-Man, in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1. Because muscular young butts are so much better than wide older butts. Even on superheroes. Unless, of course, you’re Captain America in Endgame


BEST CHEST: WOMEN

More…ahem…anatomy.

  • Invisible Girl, in Fantastic Four #22

  • Pepper Potts, in Tales of Suspense #54

  • Wasp, in Tales to Astonish #59

And the Award goes to…

Pepper Potts…and it’s not even close. There’s something about that yellow dress that simply dares you not to look.


BEST CHEST: MEN

Give the guys a chance!

  • Ben Grimm, in Strange Tales #126

  • Sub-Mariner, in Strange Tales #125

  • Unus, in X-Men #8

  • Balder, in Journey Into Mystery #106

  • Simon Williams, in Avengers #9

And the Award goes to…

Balder. Although the others are fine specimens of human anatomy, Balder is a god. There’s a regal air about him that makes him “puffing out his chest” seem not at all an act of vanity.


HOTTEST BABE

Back to the ladies! Who is the Hottest Babe?

  • Unidentified model, in Tales of Suspense #51

  • Veronica Vogue, in Tales of Suspense #51

  • Jean Grey, in X-Men #3

  • Wasp, in Tales to Astonish #53

  • Karen Page, in Daredevil #1

  • Enchantress, in Journey Into Mystery #103

  • Invisible Girl, in Fantastic Four #27

  • Pepper Potts, in Tales of Suspense #55

  • The Lady from Nowhere, in Strange Tales #124

  • Black Widow, in Tales of Suspense #57
  • And the Award goes to..

    Karen Page. If the tight fit of her lovely red sweater doesn’t do it for you, you simply cannot deny that the sentiment of her word balloon (“I hope you’ll be pleased with me”) clinches her win in this category.


    BEST VISUAL REPRESENTATION
    OF SUPER POWERS

    Sometimes the Artist’s challenge is to show what cannot be seen. In the category of Best Visual Representation of Super Powers, the nominees are…

    • X-Men #4

    • Avengers #3

    • X-Men #3

    • X-Men #3

    • Daredevil #2

    • Tales to Astonish #57

    • Journey Into Mystery #108

    • Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

    And I can clearly see that Marvel artists have perfected this particular art!

    But the Award goes to…

    X-Men #3 (the second one!). I love the colors in this image, and Professor X’s disembodied floating eyeballs keeping watch over the city have a very ethereal quality.


    BEST VISUAL REPRESENTATION
    OF THE UNSEEN

    Sometimes the Artist’s challenge is to show what cannot be seen. In the category of Best Visual Representation of the Unseen, the nominees are…

    • Amazing Spider-Man #13

    • Strange Tales #121

    • Journey Into Mystery #106

    • Amazing Spider-Man #15

    • Fantastic Four #30

    • Tales to Astonish #60

    And again, Marvel’s artists do a great job capturing the unseen, and unseeable!

    But the Award goes to…

    Tales to Astonish #60. The claustrophobic shrouding in pink and purple waves aptly demonstrates Banner’s struggle to get clear access to Hulk’s memories.


    SILLIEST IMAGE

    Of course, it’s not all fun and games. Except…sometimes it is. In the category of Silliest Image, the nominees are…

    • Amazing Spider-Man #8

    • Fantastic Four #22

    • X-Men #3

    • Fantastic Four Annual #2

    And the Award goes to…

    X-Men #3. Every time you see a giraffe, it’s silly.


    DARK SHADOWS AWARD

    Russ and I are big fans of the 1960’s gothic soap opera Dark Shadows, but in this case, “Dark Shadows” has a much more literal meaning.

    • Amazing Spider-Man #9

    • Tales to Astonish #52

    • Amazing Spider-Man #13

    • Daredevil #3

    • Fantastic Four #33

    • Tales to Astonish #62

    • Daredevil #5

    And the Dark Shadows Award goes to…

    Amazing Spider-Man #13. With so many things on his mind, Peter Parker lays awake at night, with the dark shadows literally striped over his eyes.


    MOST GRUESOME TRANSFORMATION

    • Tales to Astonish #51

    • Tales to Astonish #59

    • Journey Into Mystery #101

    • Journey Into Mystery #106

    • Amazing Spider-Man #19

    And the Award goes to…

    Journey Into Mystery #101. The title of the award says it all: Gruesome.


    BEST MAP OR DIAGRAM

    I love maps and diagrams! And I’m glad the Marvel artists love them, as well. In the category of Best Map or Diagram, the nominees are…

    • Tales to Astonish #59

    • Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

    • Tales to Astonish #62

    And the Award goes to…

    Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1. I like the domesticity. It’s almost the dollhouse I had, when I was a little girl.


    THE COLORIST TOOK THE DAY OFF

    When less is more…

    • Amazing Spider-Man #10

    • Strange Tales #120

    • Strange Tales #117

    • Fantastic Four #29

    • Fantastic Four #29

    And the Award goes to…

    Strange Tales #117. He’s there… but not really…


    ONOMATOPOEIA

    Here we witness the collision of art and language in the most dramatic way possible.

    • Amazing Spider-Man #9

    • Fantastic Four #23

    • Avengers #3

    • X-Men #3

    • Daredevil #1

    • Avengers #5

    • Tales of Suspense #53

    • Avengers #7

    • Strange Tales #124

    • Fantastic Four #30

    • Tales of Suspense #57

    • Journey Into Mystery #109

    • Avengers #10

    • Tales of Suspense #60

    So many to choose from!

    But the Award goes to…

    X-Men #3. It’s not just a panel from a comic book. It looks like something you could hang on your wall as art.


    WALKING OFF INTO THE SUNSET

    A literary tradition in which the artist helpfully participates…

    • Amazing Spider-Man #15

    • Tales of Suspense #57

    • Tales of Suspense #60

    • X-Men #6

    And the Award goes to…

    X-Men #6. At the end of a long day, Namor returns home to his kingdom in the sea. Wow! X-Men really came on strong at the end, didn’t it?


    And now, with this final Award, I too will walk off into the sunset, to prepare myself for the next bout of Awards, where we will gleefully celebrate the chatty, flippant writers of the Silver Age!

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